forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo
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@vidari-is-tired-in-advance group

Artimae: Remember that time when you dared me to lick that swing set?
Kaz: No, I said “Artimae, don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do, Kaz!” and then you licked the swing set.

Icarus: What are you doing?
Icarus: Why are your arms doing that?
Icarus: This can't be normal-
Kaz: This is called a hug.

Artimae: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?
Eris: I’m too pretty

Eris: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Artimae: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than almost everyone else

Eris: I trust Icarus
Artimae: You think she knows what she's doing?
Eris:… I wouldn't go THAT far

Eris: I guess you could say I've… fallen for you [winks]
Kaz: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive-

Kaz: My datefriend has … a challenging personality.
Artimae: They’re mostly a brat, but every once in a while, they can be a bitch.
Eris: I'm standing right here.

Skyke: Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing.
Skyke: It's me. I'm the responsible parent. Don't do that.

Eris: We have to get through this locked door. Quick, Skyke, give me your credit card
Skyke: Here, take it.
Eris, pocketing the card: Cool. Icarus, kick the door down

Icarus: I’ve never actually been in a snowball fight. Kaz: Really?
Icarus: I don’t even know the rules. Is there like a point system, or is it to the death?

Kaz: I could get killed! Or worse, Skyke will give me the responsibility lecture again!

Kidnapper: I have your kid
Skyke: I don’t have a kid
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for, and I quote “all of the drugs”?
Skyke: Oh my god, you have Eris.

Eris: I hate it when I’m hot and someone tells me to ‘take your jacket off’, like no, bitch, this is my outfit.

@HighPockets group

Oberon: My Summoned has … a challenging personality.
Titania: They’re mostly a brat, but every once in a while, they can be a bitch.
Robin: I'm standing right here.

Geneva: I hate it when I’m hot and someone tells me to ‘take your jacket off’, like no, bitch, this is my outfit.

@Starfast group

Dallas: What's the most irritating thing that Ara says to you?
Andor: Don't talk black to me.
Andor: How do you even talk black? Ending words in izzle?
Ara, from the next room: It's "talk back," you idiot.
Andor: Ohhh

Matthew, to Alexander: I think of you the same way I think of our father.
Matthew: Resentfully.

Milo: Fugitive or not, it's nice to be wanted.

Caleb: Have a good day!
Gerard: That's asking for a lot since I haven't had a good day in years.

Holly: We have to get through this locked door. Quick, Brian, give me your credit card
Brian: Here, take it.
Holly, pocketing the card: Cool. Now I'm gonna kick the door down.

Taven: I guess you could say I've… fallen for you [winks]
Keyla: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive-

@HighPockets group

Christopher, to Georgie: I think of you the same way I think of our father.
Christopher: Resentfully.

Nich: Fugitive or not, it's nice to be wanted.

Ayla: Have a good day!
Huxley: That's asking for a lot since I haven't had a good day in years.

@polkadots11

Nessa: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?
Evangeline: I’m too pretty.

Demetri: Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Black hair…indigo eyes. You must be my future wife.
Nessa: what
Demetri: what
Demetri: who said that
Demetri: what

Castor: Fugitive or not, it's nice to be wanted.

@HighPockets group

Nich: You don't have to be so humble.
Nell: But seriously, I'm not so good at it.
Nich: Well you're the only one here who knows CPR and he's dying so-

Marian: Happy birthday to one of my best friends in the whole world, the amazing Beatrice Mitchell.
Oscar, Beatrice's twin: Wow, okay.

Henry: Can someone just explain French to me?
Alice: Spanish, but you speak in cursive.
Jackson: Latin, but make it fashion.
Morgan: Learn to speak Spanish, then learn to speak Italian. Subtract the Spanish from the Italian. You are left with French.
Geneva: You have eleven letters. You pronounce four of them.
Victor: Je suis sorti pour passer un bon moment et je me sens honnêtement tellement attaqué en ce moment.

The Erl King: I have a lot of followers.
Oleander: What app?
The Erl King: App? I'm the leader of a cult.

Geneva: There is a large rat in the bathroom.
Her Boss: Do you mean-
Geneva: YES. There is a… venti rat in the bathroom.

Samuel: I don’t judge people!
Samuel: Blocked. Blocked. You’re all blocked. None of you are free of sin. See you in hell.

James: You scared?
Oliver: Actually, years of trauma, specifically my fiance being executed and relentlessly fighting to overthrow this shitshow of a government, has pretty much burnt out my adrenaline response in situations like this and left me without the ability to feel normal reactions and emotions.
James: What?
Oliver: You wish.

Nich, about Therese: Look at her eyes.
Nell: I know. They’re so pretty.
Nich: I was gonna say that the look in them is terrifying but okay.

Edgar: Who doesn't want to be king? Who doesn't want blood sacrifices made in their name?
Percy: Wow, okay.

Samuel: I can't take waiting around like this! It's nerve wracking. My nerves are wracked, they're severely wracked.
Therese: I could knock you out and wake you up when it's over.

Douglas, to the rest of the Corps.: We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy!

Louis: When there are no royals around, anything is legal!

Jackson: Adventure is calling you!
Geneva: New phone who this.

Nich: You look tired.
Samuel: I didn’t get much sleep last night.
Nich: Were you doing something cool?
Samuel: Does worrying count?
Nich: No.

Nich: The best way to solve your problems is to make more problems until you die!

Henry: Victor, did you sleep okay?
Victor: No but I drank four cups of green tea, so I think I can do this.

Victor: I'm doomed.
Dr. Flynn: Well, you’ve lived a good life, right?
Victor: I'm twenty two.
Dr. Flynn: I said good, not long.

Kate: I hate to say I told you so.
Kate: Wait, no. That felt pretty good.

Peter: Get on my level.
Kate: Unfortunately, to get on your level I'd need a pair of cinder block shoes and a boatride to the Marianas Trench.
Kristi:…….holy shit.

Oscar, sprawled out upside-down on a chaise: So apparently the bad vibes I've been feeling are actually just severe psychological distress.

Percy: Oh, I never brag.
Oscar: You once called your face "proof of the gods' existence."

@vidari-is-tired-in-advance group

Kaz: Arti, did you sleep okay?
Artimae: No, but I drank four cups of green tea, so I think I can do this.

Kaz: I can't take waiting around like this! It's nerve wracking. My nerves are wracked, they're severely wracked.
Icarus: I could knock you out and wake you up when it's over.

Eris: Fugitive or not, it's nice to be wanted.

Eris, to Icarus: I think of you the same way I think of our parents.
Eris: Resentfully.

Skyke: I am a sophisticated adult, okay?
Skyke: Last week, I purchased a vegetable.

Kaz: How do you feel about children?
Skyke: Um, they’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a ball bearing at it.
Kaz: Why would you throw a ball bearing at a child?
Skyke: I just said I wouldn’t.

Icarus: Why are Kaz and Eris sitting with their backs to each other?
Artimae: They had an argument.
Icarus: Then why are they holding hands?
Artimae: Kaz gets sad when they fight.

Skyke: What’s going on here?
Eris: Teenage rebellion.
Skyke: Fuck yeah! Stick it to the old people.

Icarus: What does coffee taste like?
Artimae, on her eighth cup of the morning: Unfortunately not as good as it smells.
Icarus: Oh, like shampoo!

Artimae: Mother Nature has given us so many bountiful and lush plants… the beauty of nature… To take that away… is to disregard her gifts entirely.
Skyke: Will you just mow the damn lawn like I asked?

@ElderGodSeeba petsbing bing 🐸

(Fire Blank 10 we're back again!)

David: I spy with my little eye, someone that needs to shut the fuck up!
Asbjorn: Oo oo! Is it me?
David, through grit teeth: It’s always you.
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Jay: Hey Eric, what gets out Kool Aid stains?
Dennis: We already tried the opposite colour Kool Aid. 'didn’t work.
Eric:
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DetLev: Hey, you're bisexual, right?
Kouji: Yup, why?
DetLev: …So are you gay on your mom’s side or your dad’s side?
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Zackeri: Hey can I sit here?
Thomas: that’s my lap
Zackeri:
Zackeri: that doesn’t answer my question
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Pan-lee: last night I found out that York talks in his sleep
Pan-lee: “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” right in my ear at 3am
Pan-lee: never felt fear like it
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Shane: Hey, nice top.
Colton: This old thing? Thanks.
Steven: I have a name
Shane: what
Colton: what
Steven: what
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Kira: We're going out in public. I expect you to be on your best behavior.
Kevin: Yeah, listen to our captain!
Kira: I was talking to you.
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Oliver: i challenge you to an arm wrestling battle
Markus: sure
Oliver:
Markus:
Oliver: we’re holding hands now
Markus: it appears so
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Zackeri: do you know the password to Robins computer?
Alfie: fuck you, Zack
Zackeri: excuse me?
Alfie: no, the password is fuckyouZack
Zackeri:
Alfie: capital Z
Zackeri:
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Kuroko: Nathan, spell “orange”.
Nathan: the color or the fruit?
Kuroko:
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Nathan: guys! if you were a fruit what would you be? i’d be a Raspberry :D
Markus: i’d be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group
Nathan:
Nathan: very expressive! anyone else—
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Oliver: did you know that atoms never touch each other? and since we’re made of atoms, we’ve never touched anything in our entire lives?
Colton:
Oliver: so to answer your question, no, i did not punch Kevin—

@HighPockets group

Claudio: Hey Kat, what gets out Kool Aid stains?
Barry: We already tried the opposite color Kool Aid. It didn’t work.
Kat: :[

Hemlock: We're going out in public. I expect you to be on your best behavior.
Oleander: Yeah, listen to our king!
Hemlock: I was talking to you.

Nell: Guys! if you were a fruit what would you be? I'd be a strawberry!
Darius: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group
Nell:
Nell: Very expressive! Anyone else—

@Rainy_day_artist_classic group

Arla: Guys! if you were a fruit what would you be? i’d be a strawberry!
Quinn: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group
Arla:
Arla: Very expressive! Anyone else—

Brooke: You make my life sound like cake.”
Quinn: “Let’s see; you’re smart, athletic, pretty, and popular. Sounds pretty cakey to me.”

Parker: This is a very delicate instrument…
Parker: I should press every button and see what happens.

Quinn, to Parker: I think of you the same way I think of my parents.
Quinn: Resentfully.

@ccb group

tanner: my son has… a challenging personality.
steven: he's mostly a brat, but every once in a while, he can be a bitch.
rex: i'm standing right here.

jesse: i want to sleep for like 40 hours.
august: you know that's a coma?
jesse: god that sounds so refreshing, i could totally go for a light coma right now.

laurel: we tried things your way–
page: no, we didn't.
laurel: we did in my head and it didn't work.

darcy: have a safe flight.
lachlan: i have no say in that matter.
darcy: die then.

jesse: did it hurt when you fell?
darcy: from heaven? no i'm not giving you my number–
jesse: no, i mean when you fell on the sidewalk earlier. i watched you trip over your own foot on the way to class.

callie: i wish i had the ability to make boys really nervous.
darcy: holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me.
august: as a boy, i can confirm that this makes me really nervous.

(i'll probably come back with more later)

@HighPockets group

Phillip: My son has… a challenging personality.
Phillip: He's mostly a brat, but every once in a while, he can be a bitch.
Georgie: I'm standing right here.

Jackson: Listen, we tried things your way–
Max: No we didn't.
Jackson: We did in my head and it didn't work.

Bee: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.
Kate: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me.
Peter: As a boy, I can confirm that this makes me really nervous.

@Reblod flag

Rogues of War incorrect quotes Eryx edition

Eryx: I am going to need you to swear–
Kado: Fuck.
Eryx: …swear as in promise.

Kado: Based on statistical evidence, I'm immortal.
Eryx: How so?
Kado: I haven't died yet.
Eryx: That's not how it works!

Hunter: Eryx, are you ok? You look anxious
Eryx: Yeah, it’s the anxiety.

Eryx: I love sleep.
Eryx: It’s like dying but with breakfast at the end.

Bronte: You've got this!
Eryx: I absolutely do not.

Eryx: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing!
Kado: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Lux: If you're offered $1,000,000, but if you accept it, the person you hate the most in this world gets $2,000,000; would you take it?
Eryx: Yeah
Lux: Why?
Eryx: Why wouldn't I want $3,000,000?
Lux:
Lux: Jesus, Eryx.

Eryx: Sorry If I'm not your cup of tea. I'm not even my own cup of tea. I'm barely a cup and I don't like tea. I'm more like a rusty bucket of haunted bog water. Sorry if I'm not your rusty bucket of haunted bog water.

Eryx: 6am, opens eyes I can't wait to go to bed tonight

Jorvon: Ma~aan blowjobs are a mouthful!
Kado: That pun was hard to swallow, huh?
Eryx: penis
Jorvon: Thank you for your contribution.

Bronte: You're fine. You didn't get hurt.

Eryx: Well, I'm not going to just wait around until I do.

Eryx: Turns around and slams into a wall

Jorvon: We have fun, don't we Eryx?
Eryx: I've never been more stressed out in my life.

@HighPockets group

Georgie: You've got this!
Arthur: I absolutely do not.

Alys: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Oleander: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Beck: Sorry if I'm not your cup of tea. I'm not even my own cup of tea. I'm barely a cup and I don't like tea. I'm more like a rusty bucket of haunted bog water. Sorry if I'm not your rusty bucket of haunted bog water.