forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @GoodThingGoing group

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Artimae: Remember that time when you dared me to lick that swing set?
Kaz: No, I said “Artimae, don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do, Kaz!” and then you licked the swing set.

Icarus: What are you doing?
Icarus: Why are your arms doing that?
Icarus: This can't be normal-
Kaz: This is called a hug.

Artimae: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?
Eris: I’m too pretty

Eris: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Artimae: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than almost everyone else

Eris: I trust Icarus
Artimae: You think she knows what she's doing?
Eris:… I wouldn't go THAT far

Eris: I guess you could say I've… fallen for you [winks]
Kaz: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive-

Kaz: My datefriend has … a challenging personality.
Artimae: They’re mostly a brat, but every once in a while, they can be a bitch.
Eris: I'm standing right here.

Skyke: Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing.
Skyke: It's me. I'm the responsible parent. Don't do that.

Eris: We have to get through this locked door. Quick, Skyke, give me your credit card
Skyke: Here, take it.
Eris, pocketing the card: Cool. Icarus, kick the door down

Icarus: I’ve never actually been in a snowball fight. Kaz: Really?
Icarus: I don’t even know the rules. Is there like a point system, or is it to the death?

Kaz: I could get killed! Or worse, Skyke will give me the responsibility lecture again!

Kidnapper: I have your kid
Skyke: I don’t have a kid
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for, and I quote “all of the drugs”?
Skyke: Oh my god, you have Eris.

Eris: I hate it when I’m hot and someone tells me to ‘take your jacket off’, like no, bitch, this is my outfit.

Oberon: My Summoned has … a challenging personality.
Titania: They’re mostly a brat, but every once in a while, they can be a bitch.
Robin: I'm standing right here.

Geneva: I hate it when I’m hot and someone tells me to ‘take your jacket off’, like no, bitch, this is my outfit.

(how many incorrect quotes can we submit?)

ahh okay thank you

Dallas: What's the most irritating thing that Ara says to you?
Andor: Don't talk black to me.
Andor: How do you even talk black? Ending words in izzle?
Ara, from the next room: It's "talk back," you idiot.
Andor: Ohhh

Matthew, to Alexander: I think of you the same way I think of our father.
Matthew: Resentfully.

Milo: Fugitive or not, it's nice to be wanted.

Caleb: Have a good day!
Gerard: That's asking for a lot since I haven't had a good day in years.

Holly: We have to get through this locked door. Quick, Brian, give me your credit card
Brian: Here, take it.
Holly, pocketing the card: Cool. Now I'm gonna kick the door down.

Taven: I guess you could say I've… fallen for you [winks]
Keyla: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive-

Christopher, to Georgie: I think of you the same way I think of our father.
Christopher: Resentfully.

Nich: Fugitive or not, it's nice to be wanted.

Ayla: Have a good day!
Huxley: That's asking for a lot since I haven't had a good day in years.

Nessa: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?
Evangeline: I’m too pretty.

Demetri: Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Black hair…indigo eyes. You must be my future wife.
Nessa: what
Demetri: what
Demetri: who said that
Demetri: what

Castor: Fugitive or not, it's nice to be wanted.

Kate: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?
Kristi, not looking up from her phone: I’m too pretty.

Nich: You don't have to be so humble.
Nell: But seriously, I'm not so good at it.
Nich: Well you're the only one here who knows CPR and he's dying so-

Marian: Happy birthday to one of my best friends in the whole world, the amazing Beatrice Mitchell.
Oscar, Beatrice's twin: Wow, okay.

Henry: Can someone just explain French to me?
Alice: Spanish, but you speak in cursive.
Jackson: Latin, but make it fashion.
Morgan: Learn to speak Spanish, then learn to speak Italian. Subtract the Spanish from the Italian. You are left with French.
Geneva: You have eleven letters. You pronounce four of them.
Victor: Je suis sorti pour passer un bon moment et je me sens honnêtement tellement attaqué en ce moment.

The Erl King: I have a lot of followers.
Oleander: What app?
The Erl King: App? I'm the leader of a cult.

Geneva: There is a large rat in the bathroom.
Her Boss: Do you mean-
Geneva: YES. There is a… venti rat in the bathroom.

Samuel: I don’t judge people!
Samuel: Blocked. Blocked. You’re all blocked. None of you are free of sin. See you in hell.

James: You scared?
Oliver: Actually, years of trauma, specifically my fiance being executed and relentlessly fighting to overthrow this shitshow of a government, has pretty much burnt out my adrenaline response in situations like this and left me without the ability to feel normal reactions and emotions.
James: What?
Oliver: You wish.

Nich, about Therese: Look at her eyes.
Nell: I know. They’re so pretty.
Nich: I was gonna say that the look in them is terrifying but okay.

Edgar: Who doesn't want to be king? Who doesn't want blood sacrifices made in their name?
Percy: Wow, okay.

Samuel: I can't take waiting around like this! It's nerve wracking. My nerves are wracked, they're severely wracked.
Therese: I could knock you out and wake you up when it's over.

Douglas, to the rest of the Corps.: We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy!

Louis: When there are no royals around, anything is legal!

Jackson: Adventure is calling you!
Geneva: New phone who this.

Nich: You look tired.
Samuel: I didn’t get much sleep last night.
Nich: Were you doing something cool?
Samuel: Does worrying count?
Nich: No.

Nich: The best way to solve your problems is to make more problems until you die!

Henry: Victor, did you sleep okay?
Victor: No but I drank four cups of green tea, so I think I can do this.

Victor: I'm doomed.
Dr. Flynn: Well, you’ve lived a good life, right?
Victor: I'm twenty two.
Dr. Flynn: I said good, not long.

Kate: I hate to say I told you so.
Kate: Wait, no. That felt pretty good.

Peter: Get on my level.
Kate: Unfortunately, to get on your level I'd need a pair of cinder block shoes and a boatride to the Marianas Trench.
Kristi:…….holy shit.

Oscar, sprawled out upside-down on a chaise: So apparently the bad vibes I've been feeling are actually just severe psychological distress.

Percy: Oh, I never brag.
Oscar: You once called your face "proof of the gods' existence."

Kaz: Arti, did you sleep okay?
Artimae: No, but I drank four cups of green tea, so I think I can do this.

Kaz: I can't take waiting around like this! It's nerve wracking. My nerves are wracked, they're severely wracked.
Icarus: I could knock you out and wake you up when it's over.

Eris: Fugitive or not, it's nice to be wanted.

Eris, to Icarus: I think of you the same way I think of our parents.
Eris: Resentfully.

Skyke: I am a sophisticated adult, okay?
Skyke: Last week, I purchased a vegetable.

Kaz: How do you feel about children?
Skyke: Um, they’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a ball bearing at it.
Kaz: Why would you throw a ball bearing at a child?
Skyke: I just said I wouldn’t.

Icarus: Why are Kaz and Eris sitting with their backs to each other?
Artimae: They had an argument.
Icarus: Then why are they holding hands?
Artimae: Kaz gets sad when they fight.

Skyke: What’s going on here?
Eris: Teenage rebellion.
Skyke: Fuck yeah! Stick it to the old people.

Icarus: What does coffee taste like?
Artimae, on her eighth cup of the morning: Unfortunately not as good as it smells.
Icarus: Oh, like shampoo!

Artimae: Mother Nature has given us so many bountiful and lush plants… the beauty of nature… To take that away… is to disregard her gifts entirely.
Skyke: Will you just mow the damn lawn like I asked?

(Fire Blank 10 we're back again!)

David: I spy with my little eye, someone that needs to shut the fuck up!
Asbjorn: Oo oo! Is it me?
David, through grit teeth: It’s always you.
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Jay: Hey Eric, what gets out Kool Aid stains?
Dennis: We already tried the opposite colour Kool Aid. 'didn’t work.
Eric:
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DetLev: Hey, you're bisexual, right?
Kouji: Yup, why?
DetLev: …So are you gay on your mom’s side or your dad’s side?
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Zackeri: Hey can I sit here?
Thomas: that’s my lap
Zackeri:
Zackeri: that doesn’t answer my question
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Pan-lee: last night I found out that York talks in his sleep
Pan-lee: “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” right in my ear at 3am
Pan-lee: never felt fear like it
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Shane: Hey, nice top.
Colton: This old thing? Thanks.
Steven: I have a name
Shane: what
Colton: what
Steven: what
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Kira: We're going out in public. I expect you to be on your best behavior.
Kevin: Yeah, listen to our captain!
Kira: I was talking to you.
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Oliver: i challenge you to an arm wrestling battle
Markus: sure
Oliver:
Markus:
Oliver: we’re holding hands now
Markus: it appears so
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Zackeri: do you know the password to Robins computer?
Alfie: fuck you, Zack
Zackeri: excuse me?
Alfie: no, the password is fuckyouZack
Zackeri:
Alfie: capital Z
Zackeri:
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Kuroko: Nathan, spell “orange”.
Nathan: the color or the fruit?
Kuroko:
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Nathan: guys! if you were a fruit what would you be? i’d be a Raspberry :D
Markus: i’d be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group
Nathan:
Nathan: very expressive! anyone else—
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Oliver: did you know that atoms never touch each other? and since we’re made of atoms, we’ve never touched anything in our entire lives?
Colton:
Oliver: so to answer your question, no, i did not punch Kevin—

Claudio: Hey Kat, what gets out Kool Aid stains?
Barry: We already tried the opposite color Kool Aid. It didn’t work.
Kat: :[

Hemlock: We're going out in public. I expect you to be on your best behavior.
Oleander: Yeah, listen to our king!
Hemlock: I was talking to you.

Nell: Guys! if you were a fruit what would you be? I'd be a strawberry!
Darius: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group
Nell:
Nell: Very expressive! Anyone else—

Arla: Guys! if you were a fruit what would you be? i’d be a strawberry!
Quinn: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group
Arla:
Arla: Very expressive! Anyone else—

Brooke: You make my life sound like cake.”
Quinn: “Let’s see; you’re smart, athletic, pretty, and popular. Sounds pretty cakey to me.”

Parker: This is a very delicate instrument…
Parker: I should press every button and see what happens.

Quinn, to Parker: I think of you the same way I think of my parents.
Quinn: Resentfully.

tanner: my son has… a challenging personality.
steven: he's mostly a brat, but every once in a while, he can be a bitch.
rex: i'm standing right here.
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jesse: i want to sleep for like 40 hours.
august: you know that's a coma?
jesse: god that sounds so refreshing, i could totally go for a light coma right now.
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laurel: we tried things your way–
page: no, we didn't.
laurel: we did in my head and it didn't work.
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darcy: have a safe flight.
lachlan: i have no say in that matter.
darcy: die then.
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jesse: did it hurt when you fell?
darcy: from heaven? no i'm not giving you my number–
jesse: no, i mean when you fell on the sidewalk earlier. i watched you trip over your own foot on the way to class.
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callie: i wish i had the ability to make boys really nervous.
darcy: holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me.
august: as a boy, i can confirm that this makes me really nervous.
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(i'll probably come back with more later)

Phillip: My son has… a challenging personality.
Phillip: He's mostly a brat, but every once in a while, he can be a bitch.
Georgie: I'm standing right here.

Jackson: Listen, we tried things your way–
Max: No we didn't.
Jackson: We did in my head and it didn't work.

Bee: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.
Kate: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me.
Peter: As a boy, I can confirm that this makes me really nervous.

Rogues of War incorrect quotes Eryx edition

Eryx: I am going to need you to swear–
Kado: Fuck.
Eryx: …swear as in promise.

Kado: Based on statistical evidence, I'm immortal.
Eryx: How so?
Kado: I haven't died yet.
Eryx: That's not how it works!

Hunter: Eryx, are you ok? You look anxious
Eryx: Yeah, it’s the anxiety.

Eryx: I love sleep.
Eryx: It’s like dying but with breakfast at the end.

Bronte: You've got this!
Eryx: I absolutely do not.

Eryx: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing!
Kado: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Lux: If you're offered $1,000,000, but if you accept it, the person you hate the most in this world gets $2,000,000; would you take it?
Eryx: Yeah
Lux: Why?
Eryx: Why wouldn't I want $3,000,000?
Lux:
Lux: Jesus, Eryx.

Eryx: Sorry If I'm not your cup of tea. I'm not even my own cup of tea. I'm barely a cup and I don't like tea. I'm more like a rusty bucket of haunted bog water. Sorry if I'm not your rusty bucket of haunted bog water.

Eryx: 6am, opens eyes I can't wait to go to bed tonight

Jorvon: Ma~aan blowjobs are a mouthful!
Kado: That pun was hard to swallow, huh?
Eryx: penis
Jorvon: Thank you for your contribution.

Bronte: You're fine. You didn't get hurt.

Eryx: Well, I'm not going to just wait around until I do.

Eryx: Turns around and slams into a wall

Jorvon: We have fun, don't we Eryx?
Eryx: I've never been more stressed out in my life.

And you know what? Here.

Reblod's descent into madness, the trilogy:

(I split my masterlist. It got too big.)

Georgie: You've got this!
Arthur: I absolutely do not.

Alys: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Oleander: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Beck: Sorry if I'm not your cup of tea. I'm not even my own cup of tea. I'm barely a cup and I don't like tea. I'm more like a rusty bucket of haunted bog water. Sorry if I'm not your rusty bucket of haunted bog water.