forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @GoodThingGoing group

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Wait was this supposed to be a closed RP

??????

??????

Someone asked if they could join in so I didn't know.

Louis, when the others are watching a play: Stop screaming, it's obnoxious.
Louis, reading Stone's Throw: Oh my fucking gods Alastair Stone, if you go back to aid Benedict Lenore back after what he did to you and Suzette I swear-

Beck: This movie sucks. It's totally unrealistic.
Casey: We're watching the news.

Wait was this supposed to be a closed RP

This isn't even an RP?????

Wait was this supposed to be a closed RP

This isn't even an RP?????

I meant closed chat not closed RP. ;_; I am just confused clearly plz ignore.

(Sorry for the mix up, I was just making sure I was welcome to join in :P)

Arla: Come on people, we just need to Sharpay diem!
Quinn: You mean carpe diem?
Arla: No.
Quinn:
Arla: It's latin for bop bop bop, bop to the top.

Parker: Am I a bad boy?
Brooke: Yeah, you're a bad boy.
Parker, pulling her closer: Oh yeah, so how bad am I?
Brooke: [remembering Parker saying he didn't want dessert and then eating hers.]
Brooke: You're a nightmare to be honest.

Quinn: You're fine. You didn't get hurt.
Parker: Well, I'm not going to just wait around until I do.
Parker: Turns around and slams into a wall

Arla, pouting: You're not coming with me?
Jackson: I'm not your dad.
Jackson, kissing Arla on the forehead: Here's your sandwich.
Jackson: I'll pick you up at 5!
Jackson: Love you, sweetheart!

Quinn: I have feelings for you.
Parker: You do?
Quinn: Yes. I feel you're a little annoying

Wait was this supposed to be a closed RP

This isn't even an RP?????

Yeah, it's not?? There's literally nothing about it to suggest that it's a roleplay??

well, I can see how it could be mistaken

I don't

It's in characters, not roleplays

Viere: This movie sucks. It's totally unrealistic.
Aid: We're watching the news.

Monah: Come on people, we just need to Sharpay diem!
Kelli: You mean carpe diem?
Monah: No.
Kelli: …?
Monah: It's latin for bop bop bop, bop to the top.

Monah: Am I a bad girl?
Kelpora: Yeah, you're a bad girl.
Monah, pulling her closer: Oh yeah, so how bad am I?
Kelpora, remembering Parker saying she didn't want dessert and then eating hers: You're a nightmare to be honest.

Aid: You're fine. You didn't get hurt.
Bruiser: Well, I'm not going to just wait around until I do.
Bruiser: turns around and slams into a wall

Aid: Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing.
Aid: It's me. I'm the responsible parent. Don't do that.

Kelpora: I'm bisexual and confused.
Kelpora: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the hell is going on.

Kelpora: You're going to ace this trial!
Monah: You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.
Kelpora: I disagree, if anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?
Monah: That was big. I was really proud of you.

Aid: Viere, get that hideous thing out of the covered wagon, would you?
Viere: Monah, Aid wants you out of the wagon.

Bruiser: Hey, can I have some money?
Bank Teller: Do you have an account with us?
Bruiser: Nah, I just heard y'all got money.

Kelli: Don't say anything. Just act cool.
Kelpora, starting to shiver: Like this?
Kelli: No, I mean act calm!

Kelpora: Stop drinking so much coffee.
Bruiser: No, coffee helps depression
Kelpora: That's not tr–
Bruiser: More espresso, less depresso.

Viere: Monah pissed me off today so I told her that I can't wait to see what she had planned for our special day tomorrow.
Viere: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Viere: But there is something special about watching the color leave her face as the panic takes over.

Viere: Ugh, what's that horrible sound?
Aid: Children laughing?

Monah: Sometimes I think I'm better than everyone else, and then I remember I am.

Bruiser, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Kelli: Who the fuck–
Aid: Language.
Kelli: Whom the fuck–
Aid: No.

Alex: sits down on the couch to eat a sandwich
Cass's disembodied voice coming from the phone: Sophie? Sophie?
Alex: Hello?!?!
Cass: Alex?
Alex: whacks sandwich with magazine

Quill: You're not coming with me?
Cyrus: I'm not your mom.
Cyrus, kissing Quill on the forehead: Here's your sandwich.
Cyrus: I'll pick you up at 5!
Cyrus: Love you, sweetheart!

Emmett: I’m gay and confused.
Emmett: Not about being gay, I just never know what the hell is going on.

Jack: Sometimes I think I'm better than everyone else, and then I remember I am.

Quill, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Marcus: Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing.
Marcus: It's me. I'm the responsible parent. Don't do that.

Jon: I'm bisexual and confused.
Jon: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the hell is going on.

Nich: Hey, can I have some money?
Bank Teller: Do you have an account with us?
Nich: Nah, I just heard that you've got money.

Kat: Frankie pissed me off today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Kat: There is nothing special about tomorrow, but there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.

Geneva: Ugh, what's that horrible sound?
Jackson: Children laughing?

Oleander: Sometimes I think I'm better than everyone else, and then I remember I am.

(Fire Blanket 9; oh shit it's almost time!!)

[ball flies towards York]
York: [closes his eyes] well, looks like it’s my time to die
Felix: [Sticks his arm out to receive it before it hits York]
York: you mothERFUCKER, STOP PLAYING GOD
———————
Asbjorn: blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate
Filip:…I was having a good day
David, teeth clenched: we were all having a good day
———————
Robin: you’re stupid
Alfie: …….that’s it?
Robin: give it time. it’ll eat at you.
[five hours later, eating dinner with Kouji]
Alfie: am i stupid?
Kouji: yeah, a little bit
———————
Kichiro: Look, The Rabbits won fair and square. Even DetLev admits it.
Zackeri: Where IS Det?
Ren: Still in the showers. We think he’s trying to drown himself.
———————
Lucy: you have that same guilty look on your face as you did when we were four years old and you put my favourite toy in the microwave!
Thomas: I never pressed start!!
———————
Kuma: Lance told me i have six days left to live
Kira: What? Why, are you sick?
Kuma: No, he just hates me
Lance, walking past: I'm gonna fuck you up on thursday!
———————
Suka: why is Phoenix screaming in the club room?
Kit: Ah, he took one of those “which Roak Jackrabbits team member are you” quizzes
Suka: oh, who'd he get?
Kit: Psy.
———————
Felix: [very slowly and quietly opens a bag of chips]
Eliott: [literally spawns in the doorway]
Felix, under his breath: shit
———————
Markus: choo-choo! that’s what a tunnel sounds like! :)
Kevin, under his breath: psh, that’s not true.
———————
Kichiro: My boyfriend has … a challenging personality.
Robin: He’s mostly a brat. but every once in a while, he can be a bitch.
DetLev: I'm standing right here.
———————
Oliver: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Kevin: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than almost everyone else
———————
Suka: wanna play 20 questions?
Phoenix: sure.
Suka: ok, you go first
Phoenix: what’s your favorite color?
Suka: triangle. my turn, you like boys?
———————
Wynne: Do you have a favorite book?
Oliver: 1984
Wynne: …that's too many
———————
Lance: If you do that again, I’m going to throw you out that fucking windo— what are you doing?
Kira: Checking how high the drop is to see if it’s worth it.
———————
Zackeri: Fuck it up, buttercup!
Kouji: Go for the kill, daffodil!
Kuroko: Fight the power, sunflower!
Ren: Riot, bitch!

Dally: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Jack: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than everyone else.

Dally: Fuck it up, buttercup!
Anthony: Go for the kill, daffodil!
Quill: Fight the power, sunflower!
Cyrus: Riot, bitch!

Elias: Do you have a favorite book?
Quill: Yeah! 1984.
Elias: …That’s too many

Cyrus: Wanna play 20 questions?
Aria: Sure!
Cyrus: Okay, you go first.
Aria: What’s your favorite color?
Cyrus: Triangle. My turn, you like girls?

Jack: They always ask what you’re doing, never how you’re doing.
Cyrus: Well, how are you doing?
Jack: None of your damn business.

Oberon: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Oleander: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than everyone else.

Nich: Fuck it up, buttercup!
Joan: Go for the kill, daffodil!
Nell: Fight the power, sunflower!
Therese: Riot, bitch!

Cora: Do you have a favorite book?
Beck: Yeah, 1984.
Cora: …That’s too many
Pfft we all know that wouldn't be his favorite classic-

Luci: Wanna play 20 questions?
Bee: Sure!
Luci: Okay, you go first.
Bee: What’s your favorite color?
Luci: Triangle. My turn, d'you like girls?

Beck: They always ask what you’re doing, never how you’re doing.
Casey: Well, how are you doing?
Beck: None of your goddamn business.

Kenna: 50 bucks says he doesn't approve of this mission.
Caspian: [storms in] I DoNt ApPrOvE oF tHiS mIsSiOn
_
Caspian: How could you text another guy about having a romantic dinner tonight!
Acyn: It's actually not what it loo-
Will, knocking: Acyn, I'm here, open the door!
_
Dimitri: Eira is really starting to piss me off. I need you to get rid of her for me, but make it look like an accident.
Kenna: Say no more!
[later]
Caspian with the rest of the Keep: It looks like the killer hacked her to death with a sword then placed a banana peel by her feet.
_
Will: I guess you could say I've… fallen for you [winks]
Keres: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive-
_
Kenna: I'm sorry.
Dimitri, narrating: Kenna was not sorry.
_
Keres: I'm one of the most powerful witches and they want to crown me their queen, I'm extremely powerful and deadly.
Keres: anywaY HAVE YOU MET MY BOYFRIEND WILL?
_
Kenna: Honestly, I don't know what I'm doing half the time.
Will, Acyn, Caspian, Dimitri, Eira, Tanith, Verena, collectively: We know.
_
Dimitri: Did you kill this man?
Kenna: No. I set him on fire. The fire killed him.
Dimitri: SEMANTICS KENNA.
_
Adeline: Can you tell me why the fuck you're late to the meeting?
Verena: Someone told me to go to hell.
Verena: At first, I couldn't find it.
Verena: But now I'm here.
_
Dimitri: [hugs Kenna] I wish you a lifetime of happiness with Nakoa.
Dimitri: [hugs Nakoa]
Dimitri: You call me when this goes to shit.
_
Kenna: We have fun, don't we Dimitri?
Dimitri: I've never been more stressed out in my life.
_
Kenna: Damn, I fucked up again.
The gods, narrarating: She said, with surprise in her voice, for whatever reason.
_
Nakoa: [gets cut by a knife] Ow, for fu-
Anahid: Nakoa, there are children present!
Nakoa: For… fun's sake…?
Sorin: Nice save.
Kenna: Yeah babe. Fucking nailed it.
_
Kenna: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Caspian: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.
_
Caspian: Acyn, you deserve an award for putting up with me.
Acyn: You are my award, Caspian.
Julian: Eira, you deserve an award for putting up with me.
Eira: Hell yeah I do, you can be a real bitch sometimes.
_
Will: My only talent is breathing.
Keres: You have asthma you absolute mORON
_
Keres: What are you doing?
Keres: Why are your arms doing that?
Keres: This can't be normal-
Eira: This is called a hug.
_
Kenna: All in all, it was a 100% successful trip.
Will: We lost Eira.
Kenna: …
Kenna: …
Kenna: All in all it was a 100% successful trip
_
(something blows up)
Caspian: Kenna, what did you do?!
Kenna: My best.
_
Sorin: Reason for wanting a gun?
Anahid: To shoot people.
Sorin: No.
Anahid: It's the truth!
_
Dimitri: I trust Kenna.
Eira: You this she knows what she's doing?
Dimitri… I wouldn't go THAT far
_
Kenna: Girls are hot.
Kenna: Guys are hot.
Kenna: You're hot.
Kenna: I'm hot.
Kenna: Why is everyone so hot?
Nakoa: Global warming.
_
Kenna: Where is my fucking sword?
Caspian: Kenna, there are children present. Use proper language.
Kenna: May I ascertain the current whereabouts of my fucking sword?
_
Will, apologizing: .. .—-. – / … — .-. .-. -.–
Eira: What's that?
Will: Remorse code.
Eira: I hate you even more now.
_
Dimitri: Did you have to stab him?
Kenna: You weren't there. You didn't here what he said to me.
Dimitri: What did he say?
Kenna: 'What are you gonna do? Stab me?'
Anahid: That's fair.
Dimitri: ha ha N O
_
[at Kenna's funeral]
Dimitri: Can I have a moment alone with her?
Everyone: Sure.
[Everyone leaves]
Dimitri: Okay, I know you're not dead.
Kenna: Yeah, no shit, I still need to kill Ares.
_
Will: You better watch who you're calling a child, Keres. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you?
Will: A pedophile.
Will: And I'll be dammned if I'm going to stand here and get lectured by a fucking pervert.

Andor: Sometimes I'll be trying to fall asleep, and then I'll think something like "Gorillas have never taken steroids, so we've never actually seen a gorilla at it's full strength."
Ara: And that's what keeps you up at night?
Andor: Sometimes, yeah.

Kit: Can I be frank with you guys?
Crispin: Sure but I’m not sure how changing your name will help.
Caleb: Can I still be Caleb?
Crispin: Shh, let Frank speak.

Andor: Remember that time when you dared me to lick that swing set?
Ara: No, I said “Andor don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do, Ara!” and then you licked the swing set.

Brian: You can tell a lot about a woman's mood by her hands, for example.
Holly: If she is holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Brian: What? No!

Keyla: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?
Milo: I’m too pretty

Jackie: Holly, get that hideous thing out of the car, would you?
Holly: Brian, Jackie wants you out of the car.

Milo: Sometimes I think I'm better than everyone else, and then I remember I am.

Dallas, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Andor: I'm bisexual and confused.
Andor: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the hell is going on.

Brian: you have that same guilty look on your face as you did when we were four years old and you put my favourite toy in the microwave!
Holly: I never pressed start!!

Ara: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Dallas: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than almost everyone else

Andor: Do you have a favorite book?
Ara: 1984
Andor: …that's too many

Crispin: They always ask what you’re doing, never how you’re doing.
Eva: Well, how are you doing?
Crispin: None of your goddamn business.

Crispin: We have fun, don't we Gerard?
Gerard: I've never been more stressed out in my life.

Taven: Damn, I fucked up again.
Farli, narrarating: He said, with surprise in her voice, for whatever reason.

Andor: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Ara: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

Dallas: My only talent is breathing.
Ara: You have asthma you absolute mORON

Crispin: What are you doing?
Crispin: Why are your arms doing that?
Crispin: This can't be normal-
Eva: This is called a hug.

(Something blows up)
Kit: Crispin, what did you do?!
Crispin: My best.

Brian: Reason for wanting a gun?
Holly: To shoot people.
Brian: No.
Holly: It's the truth!

Frank: I trust Crispin
Kit: You this he knows what he's doing?
Frank:… I wouldn't go THAT far

Reira: Hey Sabo! What do you call a tenryuubito with a half of brain?
Sabo: Beats me, Rei. What?
Reira: GIFTED!
Reira and Sabo: dying with laughter

Harper: Sometimes I'll be trying to fall asleep, and then I'll think something like "Gorillas have never taken steroids, so we've never actually seen a gorilla at it's full strength."
Marisol: And that's what keeps you up at night?
Harper: Sometimes, yeah.

Christopher: Can I be frank with you two?
Jamie: Sure, but I’m not sure how changing your name will help.
Georgie: Can I still be Georgie?
Jamie: Shh, let Frank speak.

Jackson: Remember that time when you dared me to lick that swing set?
Morgan: No, I said “Jackson, don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do, Morgan!” and then you licked the swing set.

Darius: You can tell a lot about a woman's mood by her hands, for example.
Therese: If she is holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Darius: What? No!

Calla: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?
Oleander: I’m too pretty

Lapis: I'm bisexual and confused.
Lapis: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the hell is going on.

Bee: You have that same guilty look on your face as you did when I was four years old and you put my favorite toy in the microwave!
Kate: I never pressed start!

Arson!
Nich: Joan, what did you do?!
Joan: My best.

Oliver: Reason for wanting a gun?
Therese: To shoot people.
Oliver: No.
Therese: It's the truth!

Luisa: The old step-up is really starting to piss me off. I need you to get rid of him for me, but make it look like an accident.
Talia: Say no more!
Later
Talia, with the rest of the Family: Huh, it looks like the killer hacked him to death with a sword then placed a banana peel by his feet.

Luisa: Can you tell me why you're late to the meeting?
Talia: Someone told me to go to hell. At first, I couldn't find it.
Talia: But now I'm here.

Oberon: What are you doing?
Oberon: Why are your arms doing that?
Oberon: This can't be normal-
Titania: This is called a hug.

Beck: Where's my fucking hat?
Marisol: Beckett, there are children present. Use proper language.
Beck: May I ascertain the current whereabouts of my fucking hat?