Charles: Do you have a favourite book?
Annabeth: Yes, 1984.
Charles: Oh wow. That's a lot.
Charles: You know what they say: if you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs.
Jack: Nobody says that.
Charles: Where are we going?
Annabeth: My place. You can sleep on the couch.
Charles: I am not sleeping on the couch!
Annabeth: Fine, you can sleep on the stove.
James: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Ben: …We're on the ground floor.
James: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
Annabeth: Do you know any Italian?
Charles: Yes
Annabeth: Really?! Say something Italian
Charles: Pizza
Annabeth: ……. yeah ok.
Charles: Well, the eyes are the window to the soul. So I’m going to go through the eyes of that painting
Sidney: Well doors are the doors of architecture so I’m going through the door
Jack: so I'm in trouble now because I am a "liability" and "reckless", and "Jack."
Jack: that's just my name but you should've heard Robert's tone.
Ben: This sucks.
Robert: Can you at least try and act civilized?
Ben: I proclaim; "This doth stink."
Ilanden: Do you have a favourite book?
Myrioi: Yes, 1984.
Ilanden: Oh wow. That's a lot.
Erth: You know what they say: if you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs.
Chaie: Nobody says that.
Phoenix: Where are we going?
Shaziri: My place. You can sleep on the couch.
Phoenix: I am not sleeping on the couch!
Shaziri: Fine, you can sleep on the stove.
Biin: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Warth: …We're on the ground floor.
Biin: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
Phoenix: Do you know any Italian?
Chaie: Yes.
Phoenix: Really?! Say something Italian.
Chaie: Pizza.
Phoenix: ……. yeah ok.
Ilanden: Well, the eyes are the window to the soul, so I’m going to go through the eyes of that painting.
Aga: Well, doors are the doors of architecture, so I’m going through the door.
Reior: So I'm in trouble now because I am a "liability" and "reckless", and "Reior."
Reior: That's just my name but you should've heard Astylias's tone.
Ninaj: This sucks.
Vorr: Can you at least try and act civilized?
Ninaj: I proclaim; "This doth stink."
Ray: Do you have a favorite book?
Haru: Yes, 1984.
Ray: Oh wow. That's a lot.
Millie: You know what they say: if you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs.
Selene: Nobody says that.
Tobias: Where are we going?
Vaughn: My place. You can sleep on the couch.
Tobias: I am not sleeping on the couch!
Vaughn: Fine, you can sleep on the stove.
Felix: Pais, if you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Paisley: We are on the ground floor.
Felix: I know, but I want a dramatic exit.
Bianca: Do you know any Italian?
Shea: Yes
Bianca: Say something in Italian
Shea: Pizza
Bianca: …Ok.
Millie: Well, the eyes are the window to the soul. So I’m going to go through the eyes of that painting
Eshaal: Well, doors are the doors of architecture, so I’m going through the door
Midge: So I'm in trouble now because I am a "liability" and "reckless", and "Midge."
Midge: That's just my name but you should've heard Dahlia's tone.
Maisy: Where are we going?
Cameron Alexis: My place. You can sleep on the couch.
Maisy: I am not sleeping on the couch!
Cameron Alexis: Fine, you can sleep on the stove.
Clive: Holloron, if you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Niklos: We are on the ground floor.
Clive: I know, but I want a dramatic exit.
Skye: Well, the eyes are the window to the soul. So I’m going to go through the eyes of that painting
Luc: Well, doors are the doors of architecture, so I’m going through the door
Percy: So I'm in trouble now because I am a "liability" and "reckless", and "Percy."
Percy: That's just my name but you should've heard Alessandra's tone.
Prayer: so I'm in trouble now because I am a "liability" and "reckless" and "Prayer".
Prayer: that's just my name but you should've heard Angels tone.
Prayer, writing in his journal with a pink glitter pen: God is dead. I have blood on my hands. Nothing will ever be the same. The world is ending.
Angel: Do you know any Italian?
Saint: Yes
Angel: Say something in Italian
Saint: Pizza
Angel: …Ok.
Prayer: treat others how you'd like to be treated.
Saint: Killed with zero hesitation!!
Prayer: n o-
Prayer: you know what they say, if you can't beat them curl up into a ball and protect your organs.
Angel: nobody says that.
Victor: Jellyfish can survive for six hundred million years without a brain.
Geneva: A ray of hope for Jackson.
Hazel: so I'm in trouble now because I am a "liability" and "reckless" and "Hazel".
Hazel: that's just my name but you should've heard my mom say it.
Someone: So your ethnicity is Puerto Rican
Estrella: Yes
Someone: Do you speak any Spanish?
The White Author: 😬
Estrella: Yes
Someone: Can you say something in Spanish?
Estrella: No
Someone: …Ok.
Joey: I'm pretty good at improvising weapons. Once I stabbed a guy with a brick.
Ira: How?
Joey: I don't know; it just happened.
Mabel: What are you writing?
Ira: League wants to know what weapons I have. Telling them that's private.
Mabel: This just says "try anything and you'll find out."
Ira: Mmmhmm.
Mabel: It's so cold.
Joey: Here, have my jacket.
Maisy: Yeah, it is really cold out here.
Cameron Alexis: Geez, Swift, I don't control the weather.
Joey: Reason for wanting a gun?
Ira: To shoot people.
Joey: No.
Ira: It's the truth.
Mabel: Have a good day!
Joey: That's asking for a lot since I haven't had a good day in years.
Joey: When the League's not around, anything is legal!
Shea: I'm pretty good at improvising weapons. Once I stabbed a guy with a brick.
Crimson: How?
Shea: I don't know; it just happened.
Harry: What are you writing?
Ray: Donovan Enterprises wants to know what weapons Evangeline Base has. Telling them that's private.
Harry: This just says "fuck around and find out."
Ray: Mmmhmm.
Avon: It's so cold.
Dahlia: Here, have my jacket.
Ransom: Yeah, it is really cold out here.
Killian: Fuck, Ransom, I don't control the weather!
Grace: Reason for wanting a gun?
Rhyda: To shoot people.
Grace: No.
Rhyda: It's the truth.
Grace: Have a good day!
Drew: That's asking for a lot since I haven't had a good day in years.
Midge: When the police aren't around, anything is legal!
Ira: Started seeing someone.
Joey: As in dating or hallucinations?
Ira: Court-mandated therapy.
Oleander: Looks like I can't manipulate, mansplain, manwhore my way out of this one.
Oleander:…manslaughter it is.
Mina: Well, that went badly. Murder wasn't on today's agenda.
Henry: Murder isn't on anyone's agenda.
Mina: No, it's on mine, just not until tomorrow.
Keyla: I owe you a favour, and it can be anything you want.
Taven: Anything?
Keyla: Yeah, anything.
Taven: Can you explain to me how a fridge works? Like how does it stay cold?
Matthew: Becoming older than 12 years old was the biggest mistake of my life.
Caleb: We're having the best time, aren't we?
Gerard: I wish I was dead.
Keyla: Hey is Milo sleeping or dead?
Ravina: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Keyla: Yeah, so did I.
Milo: Okay first of all, fuck you-
Ara: when i first met you, I thought you were weird… and annoying.
Andor: And…?
Ara: And you are.
Milo: Looks like I can't manipulate, mansplain, manwhore my way out of this one.
Milo:…manslaughter it is.
Kit: Have a good day!
Matthew: That's asking for a lot since I haven't had a good day in years.
Crispin: When the police aren't around, anything is legal!
Hazel: Becoming older than a second was the biggest mistake of my life.
au of my own story
Anya: Hey is Nancy sleeping or dead?
Hazel: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Anya: Yeah, so did I.
Nancy: Okay first of all, fuck you-
Nancy: Looks like I can't Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss my way out of this one.
Her brother who’s never mentioned:…manslaughter it is.
Her brother (who I should name) again: When the police aren't around, anything is legal!
Felix: Looks like I can't manipulate, mansplain, manwhore my way out of this one.
Felix: …Manslaughter it is!
Claire: Becoming older than a second was the biggest mistake of my life.
Dally: My heart is guarded but, like…very poorly. The kind of guard that would let three kids in a trench coat into an R-rated movie.
Quill: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Anthony: You’re too young to have enemies.
Quill: You don’t even know.
Anthony: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Felix: Any plans for tonight?
Anthony: No.
Felix: Ha, loser.
Quill, whispering: Can I tell them my real name?
Jacques, whispering back: Do not.
Quill: Uh, I'm…Jacques Device.
Jacques: The one time she pronounces my name correctly…
Felix: Looks like I can't manipulate, mansplain, manwhore my way out of this one.
Felix: …Manslaughter it is!
Hammy: Becoming older than fourteen was the biggest mistake of my life.
Drew: My heart is guarded but, like…very poorly. The kind of guard that would let three kids in a trench coat into an R-rated movie.
Cagney: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Paisley: You’re too young to have enemies.
Cagney: You don’t even know.
Rhyda: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Killian: Any plans for tonight?
Hammy: No.
Killian: Ha, loser.
Jack, whispering: Can I tell them my real name?
Kane Arachnid, whispering back: Do not.
Jack: Uh, I'm… Mister Kane Arachnid.
Kane Arachnid: The one time he gets my name right…
(me 🤝 ilias)
(mansplain manipulate manwhore manslaughter Felixes)
Algernon: Looks like I can't manipulate, mansplain, or manwhore my way out of this one.
Algernon: Manslaughter it is!
Beck: Becoming older than a second was the biggest mistake of my life.
Tiodore: My heart is guarded but, like…very poorly. The kind of guard that would let three kids in a trench coat into an R-rated movie.
Xenodice: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Lydia: You’re too young to have enemies.
Xenodice: You don’t even know.
Geneva: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Barry: Any plans for tonight?
Tobias: No.
Barry: Ha, loser.
Daisy, whispering: Can I tell them my real name?
Ekaterine, whispering back: Do not.
Daisy: Uh, I'm…Ekaterine Soroka.
Ekaterine: The one time someone pronounces my name correctly…
Buck: Looks like I can't manipulate, mansplain, or manwhore my way out of this one.
Buck: Manslaughter it is!
Thae, whispering: Can I tell them my real name?
Leilson, whispering back: Do not.
Thae: Uh, I'm…Jasper Leilson Murfi
Leilson: The one time she remembers the whole thing–
Buck: So I'm in trouble now because I am a "liability" and "reckless", and "Buck."
Buck: That's just my name but you should've heard Leilson's tone.
Thae: treat others how you'd like to be treated.
Buck: Killed with zero hesitation!!
Thae: n o-
Buck: Started seeing someone.
Leilson: As in dating or hallucinations?
Buck: Court-mandated therapy.
Joey: How about you, Sparhawk? D'you have any skeletons in your closet?
Ira: Literal or figurative?
Joey: You know, the fact that I have to specify-
Elliot: How about you, Claire? D'you have any skeletons in your closet?
Claire: Literal or figurative?
Elliot: You know, the fact that I have to specify-
Quill: Guess what I’m doing tomorrow?
Elliot: Becoming a productive member of society?
Quill: El. Come on.
Cyrus: 'I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy!' Well, I would. Pussy.
Emmett: What the hell did you do this time?
Quill: …
Emmett: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Daisy: So where are you all from?
Quill: Helston.
Daisy: Sorry.
Quill, a little louder: We're from Helston.
Daisy: Oh, no, I heard, I'm just sorry.
Gia: Guess what I’m doing tomorrow?
Babs: Becoming a productive member of society?
Gia: Babs. Come on.
Tereza: 'I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy!' Well, I would. Pussy.
Robert: What the hell did you two do this time?
Jane and Clyde: …
Robert: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Lee: So where are you from?
Sadie: Ewing.
Lee: Sorry.
Sadie, a little louder: I'm from Ewing.
Lee: Oh, no, I heard. I'm just sorry.
Morgan: How about you, Lance? D'you have any skeletons in your closet?
Lance: Literal or figurative?
Morgan: You know, the fact that I have to specify-
Shea: Guess what I’m doing tomorrow?
Rhyda: Becoming a productive member of society?
Shea: Rhy. Come on.
Bruce: 'I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy!' Well, I would. Pussy.
Tania: What the hell did you do this time?
Kane Arachnid, Elias, and Jack: …
Tania: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Dahlia: So where are you from?
Midge: Mississippi.
Dahlia: Sorry.
Midge, a little louder: I'm from Mississippi.
Dahlia: Oh, no, I heard, I'm just sorry.
Ara: We found the person who stole your identity.
Dallas: You did?
Ara: He was crying and eating cheetos in his car.
Dallas: Oh, he really went for it, huh?
Alden: Matthew what did I tell you about calling Alexander a devil?
Matthew: That it's offensive to the devil.
Andor: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
Andor, sprays hairspray into his mouth
Andor: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.
Kit: How about you, Crispin? D'you have any skeletons in your closet?
Crispin: Literal or figurative?
Kit: You know, the fact that I have to specify-
Milo: 'I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy!' Well, I would. Pussy.
Kit: So where are you from?
Caleb: Farrowin
Kit: Sorry.
Caleb, a little louder: I'm from Farrowin.
Kit: Oh, no, I heard, I'm just sorry.
Quill: I'm too young for my parents to let me travel by myself and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid fucking age I am.
Quill: Hey, Mr. Croce! How are you today?
Anthony: Please don't make me think about my own life.
Felix: Don't worry, I'm sure you know exactly what you're doing. Everything will be fine!
Anthony: How can you still say that?
Felix: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Claire: So are you and that Dame guy going out or what?
Anthony: He's my rival.
Claire: You're avoiding the question.
Anthony, walking into his apartment: Hello, people who do not live here.
Dally: Hey, detective!
Quill: Hi :)
Elliot: What's up?
Claire: Hey.
Anthony: Quill, I gave you keys to my place for emergencies only.
Quill: We were out of Doritos!
Cora: I'm too young for my parents to let me travel by myself and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid fucking age I am.
Dally: Hey, Mr. Poole! How are you today?
Joey: Please don't make me think about my own life.
Charley: Don't worry, I'm sure you know exactly what you're doing. Everything will be fine!
Brinna: How can you still say that?
Charley: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Felicity: So are you and that van Arbor guy going out or what?
Freddy: He's an asset for the case.
Felicity: You're avoiding the question.
