forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

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Mike: I'm bisexual.
Jenn: Yeah, no shit.
Bri: Easy, Jenn. Thanks for telling us, Mike. We love you.
Marco: I just hit someone with my car.

Oliver: Hey, do you know my blood type?
Valerie: yeah, B positive.
Oliver: Well, guessed wrong. Hey, Amala?

Lemon: Hey Oli, do you wanna help us?
Oliver: Oh, I would… but I don’t want to.

Geia: Is this gaslighting? Am I being gaslit?
Amala: If I were gaslighting you, you’d never know it.
Geia: Is THAT gaslighting?
Amala: Shut up.

Geia: Elvie, say you’re sorry to Oliver.
Elvie: Oh, I won’t do that. Apologizing is for the weak and wrong, which is why Oliver should do it to me, because they are weak, and wrong.

Oliver: I don't know how to tell you this, but… I love you.
Jonny: That's great, Oliver. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Oliver: Gets down on one knee
Elvie: Oh my god! It’s finally happening! Oliver: Collapses
Elvie: The poison’s kicking in!

Holly: Why do you keep a diary?!
Geia: To keep secrets from my computer.

Jonny: Just be yourself.
Elvie: Really? Jonny, I have one day to win over Holly’s parents.
Elvie: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Amala: Couple of weeks.
Geia: Six months.
Oliver: Jury’s still out.
Elvie: See Jonny? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!

Amala: Hey, are you free?
Oliver: No, I’m expensive.

Jonny: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Jonny, to Holly: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Elvie, to Geia: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Amala: There are two types of people.

Amala: I am in charge of this disaster!
Oliver/Geia: I have a name, you know.

Jonny: Oh, they left the bowl out?
Jonny: It says, “Take two pieces of candy.”
Oliver: Nobody around though…
Oliver grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it
Jonny: NO—

Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Holly: What? I don't have a partner…
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Holly: Oh my god, you have Elvie.

Amala: I couldn't do this without you, Aurelius.
Jonny: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.

Amala: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Amala: Not you Geia. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Holly: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Oliver: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

Oliver: Uhh.. Geia just asked if we want to…
Oliver: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”
Elvie, not even looking up from their phone: They’re asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees.
Oliver: Oh, that makes more sense.

Oliver: I have a plan.
Geia: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.
Oliver: …
Geia: …
Oliver: I no longer have a plan.

In a horror movie situation
Jonny: I've got no service in my phone here.
Oliver: Shoot, my battery just died.
Elvie: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Geia: Guys, my phone is a book.’

Oliver: Hey guys, what are your favorite kinds of pudding?
Amala: Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Do you gain joy from tricking your innocent cohorts? What if I actually wanted to tell you about my favorite pudding?

Amala: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Oliver: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

Oliver: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.

Oliver: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck.
Elvie: Who told you my secret?

Oliver: Some people are like slinkies.
Jonny: What?
Oliver: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Jonny:
Jonny: Please don't push Holly down the stairs.
Oliver, pushing Holly down the stairs: Too late.

Elvie: Oliver, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?
Oliver: My doctor just said I should avoid—
Elvie: Being a wuss? I agree.

Jonny: Is this mistletoe?
Oliver: Uh, no, no, that is basil.
Jonny: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.
Oliver: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

Elvie: The wee-woo thingy?
Amala: THE FIRE ALARM!?

Geia is telling a story
Oliver: Wow, Geia, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Jonny: Romance?
Oliver: I have a crush on them.

Amala: holds a gun out to Oliver
Oliver: I-I don't believe in guns.
Amala: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

i am (i have just now returned LMAO)

wanted to check up on some things here, went to the discord to see what i missed (been over a year and then some) just to realize there's a different beta link to the website haha

(are u guys still out here in the notebook wilderness…)

I mostly lurk at the moment, chucking bots into the void and such lol

Quill: We are literally all going to be okay :D
Quill: Unless we won't be.
Quill:
Quill: But we will :D

Anthony, yelling over club music: Do you think we're ever truly forgiven

Anthony: Ate an omelette and hash browns for breakfast. Delicious. Too bad the grief is endless and the suffering persists despite all effort to be rid of it.

Elliot: We got the torture labyrinth tomorrow.
Quill: What?
Elliot: We gotta get tortured for eternity tomorrow.
Quill: Ohhhh, okay.

Quill: I think my guardian angel drinks.

(i just now realized there's a new website link 😭 glad to know u guys are still around tho)

LMAO hey man, that makes two of us 😂 but glad to see you guys are still here too
Was wondering what yall were up to but looks like Notebook has died down a lot in the past year or so

(Never have done this before (at least not in this thread) but imma give it a shot, so here's some featuring mostly Balta, my comedic relief villain with two of his friends– one is fed up with him and the other is just a cannibal enjoying the ride XD)

Balta: not evil anymore i want to be loved now
Balta:
Balta: evil again

Artemy: you promise you didn't get me bees again
Balta: [from a distance] just open it

Balta: you love me? thats weird . dont say that. dont say that again . alright now watch me crack every joint in my body

Eden: bitches are always like "eat the rich" until i actually do it and suddenly im a "cannibal" and "on death row"

Balta: hey ii, i can't hang out tonight
Balta: i foresaw a dire omen
Artemy: ok man

Balta: [standing over a dead body with a bloody knife in hand] look i know this looks very… uh… [absently snaps fingers three times] oh what's the word……("bad?") no, not bad…i mean, yes bad, obviously, but…uh…it's like "convicting" but it's not? you know?
well anyway..ugh this is gonna be bothering me all day until i think of it..
[3 seconds after getting thrown into the brig] INCRIMINATING

Artemy: I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.
Balta: [warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

(are u guys still out here in the notebook wilderness…)

YES I AM STILL HERE