Eliot: You think kindness doesn’t exist, you pathetic nihilist? How about you go look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? What do you think now, jackass?
Jackson: Are you busy?
Jackson: Want to do something?
Geneva: Why would you try to ruin this for me?
Theo, winning at Connect Four for the seventh time in a row: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Erica: Would you stop saying that every time you win?!
Geneva: Grant, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?
Victor: My doctor just said I should avoid-
Geneva: Being a wuss? I agree.
Eliza: I'm never having a debate with Barry again. He started his fucking argument with 'riddle me this.'
Mikhail: Hopefully Sal has learned an important lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
Sal: Shut up and die, Krale.
Titania: If I was married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.
Oberon: If I was married to you, I’d drink it.
Clive: Isn't it incredible how I can feel this bad and look this good?
Klaus: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.
Joey: The hell is wrong with you!?
Ira: Loaded question. Elaborate.