forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @GoodThingGoing group

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Geneva: The next time I hear someone say "walla" instead of "voila" I will snap their neck.

Oleander: I think I'm the best looking person in this room
Calla: I beg to differ.
Oleander: Then beg.

Kay: Breaks something
The Director: That was almost a thousand years old!
Kay: Oh, well thank goodness it wasn’t new.

Lyra: I’m not all about goofy antics and throwing sharp objects at people!
Ness: But…you mostly are?
Lyra: Well, yeah.

Sumac: Really, we all want the same things. Love. Forgiveness. Chocolate.
Oberon: Well, what I want is for everyone to leave me alone. How do I get that?

Quinn: I like my men like I like my coffee: tall, dark-haired, caring, kind-
AJ: That sounds absolutely nothing like coffee.
Quinn: I got sidetracked.

Xavier: I’m not all about goofy antics and throwing sharp objects at people!
Lyra: But…you mostly are?
Xavier: No, just throwing sharp objects at people.

Kalif: See? Brooks thinks I'm funny!
AJ: Statistically, I guess someone has to.
Brooks: Yeah… Funny

Lyra: You mean Kalif is in trouble, or he is the trouble?
Xavier: I mean he's either in trouble, or he's going to be.

Kay: See? Addie thinks I'm funny!
Kels: Statistically, I guess someone has to.

Hotaru: Everyone in this room is entirely straight!
Itachi, Shinji, Rio:
Hotaru: whispers April fools-
Itachi: Fake news!

Hotaru: I like my men like I like my coffee: tall, dark-haired, dramatic, uh- dramatic-
Shinji: That sounds absolutely nothing like coffee.
Hotaru: I got sidetracked.

Rio: You only delay your death.
Itachi: Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies.

Rio: I think I'm the best-looking person in this room
Itachi: I beg to differ.
Rio: Then beg.

Itachi: breaks something
Shinji: That was almost a thousand years old!
Itachi: Oh, well thank goodness it wasn’t new.

Rio: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Itachi: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Rio: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Itachi: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

Hotaru: Damn, I can’t move. Shinji fell asleep on top of me
Rio: Just push him off?
Hotaru: How DARE you suggest such a thing

Rio: We all know you're in love with him.
Itachi: I am not in love with Hotaru, shut up.
Rio: I never said who.
Itachi:
Itachi: Fuck, okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-

Itachi: Trust fall.
Taishō, from across the room: I'm not gonna catch you.
Itachi: Trust. Fall.
Taishō: I said no-
Itachi: I'm falling!!!
Taishō, diving over two beds to catch Itachi: FOR FUCKS SAKE

Taishō: So what do you think?
Rio: Sorry I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Itachi.
Taishō:
Taishō: He’s not even here.

Kit: We all know you're in love with him.
Vess: I am not in love with Hinata, shut up.
Kit: I never said who.
Vess:
Vess: Fuck, okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-

Jouta: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Kit: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

Vess: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Kit: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in her own pool. Big difference.

Jouta: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Vess: I have edge.
Kit: You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

[on twitter]
Hachi: like this tweet for a tbh
Hachi: @ Jouta tbh u kinda ugly
Jouta: I DIDNT EVEN LIKE

Kit: So what do you think?
Hachi: Sorry I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Jouta.
Kit:
Kit: He’s not even here.

Moresa: We all know you're in love with him.
Jaq: I am not in love with Bastian, shut up.
Moresa: I never said who.
Jaq:
Jaq: Fuck, okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-

Nich: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Mourton: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

Victor: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Geneva: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in her own pool. Big difference.

Beck: I have edge!
Jackson: You really don't. You're the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen.
Geneva: You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

Vess: We have fun, don’t we, Kit?
Kit: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Jouta, seeing a banana on the car seat: what the FUCK
Jouta, buckling the banana up: fucking buckle UP it’s the LAW

Kou: So, what is Habit to you?
Kit: The reason I wake up every morning
Kou: …that’s adorable
Habit earlier that morning, barging into Kit′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

Habit: honk.
Kit: WHAT.
Habit: HONK.
Kit: WHAT THE FUCK DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

Jouta: the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from a all you can eat pizza buffet
Kit: Why’d you get banned?
Jouta: touched the rat.
Kit: … What rat?
Jouta: chunky cheese

Barry, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the HECK
Barry, buckling the banana up: Buckle UP it’s the LAW

Robin: Honk.
Titania: WHAT.
Robin: HONK.
Titania: WHAT THE FUCK DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?

Robin: The greatest trick the gods ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet.
Oberon: Why’d you get banned?
Robin: Touched the rat.
Oberon:…what rat?
Robin: Chunky Cheese

Jouta: Change is inedible
Kit: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Jouta, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t

Jouta: Yum thanks!
Kidnapper: [puts more tape over his mouth]
Kidnapper: I said stop eating it

Vess: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Hinata: A pet WHAT?!
Jouta: William Snakespeare

Vess: Truth or dare?
Kit: Truth
Vess: How many hours have you slept this week?
Kit:
Kit: Dare
Vess: Go to sleep
Kit: I don’t like this game

Frost: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Leaoni: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

Ren: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Aris: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.

Sana: I have edge.
Takeo: You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

Varian: Damn, I can’t move. Alune fell asleep on top of me.
Leaoni: Just push him off?
Varian: How dare you suggest such a thing.

Zatian: I think I'm the best looking person in this room
Oriana: I beg to differ.
Zatian: Then beg.

Varian: Really, we all want the same things. Love. Forgiveness. Chocolate.
Alune: I want everyone to leave me alone. How do I get that?

Marie: We all know you're in love with him.
Richard: I am not in love with Henry, shut up.
Marie: I never said who.
Richard:
Richard: Fuck, okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-

Kalif, talking about Wes: Sounds like he's against Nazis so, why not hear him out
Lyra: That cannot be where the bar is!

Lyra: Did I screw everything up?
Kalif: No, I threw out your vote so you couldn't do that.

Jade: I'm too emotionally unstable for Jury Duty, may I be excused?

Kalif: You're the boss. hoss.
Brooks: What does that mean? I'm not Hoss, I'm Brooks.

Brooks, talking about Nolan: I never thought I'd be able to say this, without seeming like a hypocrite, but you are a huge nerd.

Quinn, talking to Dante: Hey, you okay buddy? You look real sad in this photo I just took.

Dante: Truth or dare?
Brooks: Truth
Dante: How many hours have you slept this week?
Brooks:
Brooks: Dare
Dante: Go to sleep
Brooks: I don’t like this game

Fantasia: Honk.
Wes: WHAT.
Fantasia: HONK.
Wes: WHAT THE FUCK DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?

Saoirse: I think I'm the best looking person in this room
Kalif: I beg to differ.
Saoirse: Then beg.

Anastasia, talking about Thomas: Sounds like he's against Nazis so, why not hear him out
Alexa: That cannot be where the bar is!

Darren: Did I screw everything up?
Alexa: No, I threw out your vote so you couldn't do that.

Thomas: I'm too emotionally unstable for Jury Duty, may I be excused?

Darren: You're the boss. hoss.
Thomas: What does that mean? I'm not Hoss, I'm Thomas.

Anastasia, talking about Thomas: I never thought I'd be able to say this, without seeming like a hypocrite, but you are a huge nerd.

Darren, talking to Thomas: Hey, you okay buddy? You look real sad in this photo I just took.

Anastasia: Truth or dare?
Alexa: Truth
Anastasia: How many hours have you slept this week?
Alexa:
Alexa: Dare
Anastasia: Go to sleep
Alexa: I don’t like this game

Darren: I think you’re the best looking person in this room
Thomas: I beg to differ.
Darren: Then beg.

Bella, jokingly: I should have Ivy kill you for that.
Ivy, peering around the corner: Who do I need to kill?
Bella: Wh- no, I was just kidding around.
Ivy, pulling out a sword: No, who's bothering you?

Ivy: Can I ask a dumb question?
Liv: Better than anyone I know

Alice: Come on, Isla, you can talk to her! You're Isla Porter!
Isla: Yeah, Isla Porter.
walks into Florence’s room
immediately walks out
Isla: I forgot something!
Alice: What?
Isla: My name.

Liv: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Ivy, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Ivy: Am I dramatic? Yes. Is it justified? Also yes.

Liv: I thought you said you had it under control!
Ivy: Yeah, I lied

Bella: I don’t know! You know it seems like bad things are always happening to me. Like I have bad luck or something!
Liv: …Bella, you don’t have bad luck. The reasons that bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.

Liv: What are you doing?
Ivy, brooding: Thinking
Liv: You, thinking? Well now I’m really getting worried

Alice: If it's a concussion you have to keep her conscious. Ask her questions!
Liv, to Ivy: What's seven times seven?
Bella: Questions she knows!

Liv: Ivy, I know you think you're helping, but stop.
Ivy: I don't think I’m helping

Imogen, talking about Tereza: Sounds like she's against genocide, so why not hear her out?
Kels: That cannot be where the bar is!

Pietyr: Did I screw everything up?
Kels: No, I threw out your vote so you could not do that.

Della, talking about amy (the most wonderful woman in the world): I never thought I'd be able to say this without seeming like a hypocrite, but she's a huge nerd.

Graham: Varian, we need your location.
Varian [bleeding out]: I see a cloud that looks like a lion.
Graham: Can you be more specific?
Varian: Simba.

Varian, leaning over a dead baddie: He’s yeed his last haw.
Takeo: Aliven’t.
Leaoni: Press “F” to pay respects.
Alune: Guys, please, we’re in the middle of a battle.

Leaoni: Screenshots don't scare me. I know what the fuck I said.

Frost: When you're trying to be cheesy but everyone is laughtose intolerant.

Madam Margo, on the phone: I can assure you, our team is very professional -
Marcello, barging in holding his arm: THAT BASTARD BIT ME!
Lynn, following him while physically restraining a very pissed off Graham: AND I'LL FUCKING LET HIM DO IT AGAIN-

Ren: If anyone wanted to marry me, they’d have to beat me in a fight. That’s literally the only way I would ever say yes.
Aris, gearing up: Oh?

Marcello: Every parent wants to see their child do well, but I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that watching my son fail at everything he tries has been pretty entertaining.

Varian, talking about Kallai: Sounds like he's against genocide so, why not hear him out.
Alune: That… cannot be where the bar is.

Frost: Did I screw everything up?
Leaoni: No, I threw out your vote so you couldn't do that.

Alune: I'm too emotionally unstable for Jury Duty, may I be excused?

Sana, jokingly: I should have Kallai kill you for that.
Kallai, peering around the corner: Who do I need to kill?
Sana: Wh- no, I was just kidding around.
Kallai, pulling out a sword: No, who's bothering you?

Varian: Am I dramatic? Yes. Is it justified? Also yes.

Desmond: I thought you said you had it under control!
Leaoni: Yeah, I lied.

Alexa: Thomas, we need your location.
Thomas [coughing up blood]: I see a cloud that looks like a lion.
Alexa: Can you be more specific?
Thomas: Simba.

Zey, leaning over dead Courtney: She’s yeed her last haw.
Thomas: Aliven’t.
Zey: Press “Y” to honk.
Alexa: Guys, please, we just killed the queen.

Darren: If anyone wanted to marry me, they’d have to beat me in a fight. That’s literally the only way I would ever say yes.
Thomas, pulling up sleeves: Oh?

Courtney: Every parent wants to see their child do well, but I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that watching my son fail at everything he tries has been pretty entertaining.
Alexa: And this is why we hate you

Anastasia, jokingly: I should have Alexa kill you for that.
Alexa, peering around the corner: Who do I need to kill?
Anastasia: Wh- no, I was just kidding around.
Alexa, pulling out a sword: No, who's bothering you?

Alexa: Am I dramatic? Yes. Is it justified? Also yes.

Darren: I thought you said you had it under control!
Thomas: Yeah, I lied.

Itachi: Look at how cute these pens are
Hotaru: Itachi, that's gay
Itachi: Hotaru, we've been dating for-

Rio: Making copies-
Rio: Move, I'm gay
Rio: In the workplace, being gay just has its perks

Etsuko: Everybody has a gay cousin
Hotaru: Bitch, I don't have a gay cousin
Hotaru: Wait
Hotaru: Oh shit, I am the- oh my godddd

Itachi: Hey did you hear that gay marriage is legal now in the US?
Hotaru: Really?
Itachi: Yep
Itachi: You wanna get married?
Hotaru: Yeah sure, lets go

Itachi: Lets tell each other a secret about ourselves
Rio: I'm gonna go first
Rio: I- hate you

Ozzie: Look at how cute these pens are!!
Freddy: Ozzie, that's gay.
Ozzie: Freddy, we've been dating for months-

Ivy: I have a plan. It might get us both killed, but if it works, it’ll be a totally boss story. Cool?
Liv: No! Not cool!
Ivy: Cool.
Liv: No, I said not cool! Not cool!

Liv: We're doomed!
Bella: Well, at least you’ve lived a good life, right?
Liv: We’re only fifteen!
Bella: I said good, not long.

Bella: I can shoot fire out of my fingers. If I want the curly fries, I will have the curly fries.

Florence: Why are your friends acting like that?
Isla: [heavy sigh] They're not acting. They're actually like that.

Liv: What the hell do you think you two are doing?!
Ivy and Bella: Honestly? Most of the time we have no idea.

Isla and Florence: [staring into each other's eyes]
Ivy: [opens a can]
Isla: We’re having a moment here.
Ivy: And I’m having a soda.

Liv: When I was small-
Ivy: [snorts] “Was”

Liv: You. Idiot.
Bella: I'm sure you're right, but why?

Liv: You will never realize your full potential for speed and agility until the day you see Ivy holding a Sharpie marker without a lid and a determined look on her face

Liv: [answers call] Hello?
Ivy: It's Ivy.
Liv: What did she do this time?
Ivy: No, it's me, Ivy. It's actually me.
Liv: What did you do this time?

Have some Estella and Peregrine ✨for the soul✨

Estella: I have a plan. It might get us both killed, but if it works, it’ll be a totally boss story. Cool?
Peregrine: No! Not cool!
Estella: Cool.
Peregrine: No, I said not cool! Not cool!

Estella: I can shatter your eardrums with the snap of a finger. If I want the curly fries, I will have the curly fries.

Mihawk: Why is your girlfriend acting like that?
Peregrine, sighing: She's not acting. She's actually like that.

Peregrine: What the hell do you think you two are doing?!
Estella and Shanks: Honestly? Most of the time we have no idea.

Peregrine: You. Idiot.
Estella: I'm sure you're right, but why?

Peregrine: You will never realize your full potential for speed and agility until the day you see Estella holding a Sharpie marker without a lid and a determined look on her face

Peregrine, answering a call: Hello?
Estella: It's Estella.
Peregrine: What did she do this time?
Estella: No, it's me, Estella. It's actually me.
Peregrine: What did you do this time?

Peregrine: I thought you said you had it under control!
Estella: Yeah, I lied.

Peregrine: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Estella, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Estella: breaks something
Peregrine: That was almost a thousand years old!
Estella: Oh, well thank goodness it wasn’t new.

Jackson: I have a plan. It might get us all killed, but if it works, it’ll be a totally boss story. Cool?
Victor: No! Not cool!
Geneva: Cool.
Victor: No, I said not cool! Not cool!

Ophelia: I can shoot fire out of my fingers. If I want the curly fries, I will have the curly fries.

Tereza: Why are your friends acting like that?
Kels, sighing: They are not acting. They are actually like that.

Therese: When I was small-
Nich: “Was”.

Marisol: You will never realize your full potential for speed and agility until the day you see Harper holding a Sharpie marker without a lid and a determined look on her face

Freddy: What the hell do you think you're doing?!
Sybil: Honestly? Most of the time I have no idea.

Ozzie, answering a call: Hello?
Sybil: It's Sybil.
Ozzie: What did she do this time?
Sybill: No, it's me, Sybil. It's actually me.
Ozzie: Oh. What did you do this time?

Samuel: I thought you said you had it under control!
Nich: Yeah, I lied.

Nich: Breaks something
Samuel: That was almost a hundred years old!
Nich: Huh. Good thing it wasn't new, then.

Kit, answering a call: Hello?
Jouta: It's Jouta.
Kit: What did he do this time?
Jouta: No, it's me, Jouta. It's actually me.
Kit: Oh. What did you do this time?

Kit: What does “take out” mean?
Jouta: Food
Kou: Dating
Hinata: Murder
Hachi: It can be all three if you’re bold enough

Jouta: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Police Officer: …This just says “I can do whatever the hell I want”.

Vess: You know you can die from that, right?
Kit: [smoking a cigarette] That’s the point.
Hachi: [drinking alcohol] We’re trying to speed this up.
Jouta: [Eating raw cookie dough and nodding]