forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @GoodThingGoing group

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Robin: Maybe nobody stole it. Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it.
Oberon: I didn’t eat my quill, Robin.

Ozzie: Just once I’d like a childhood memory I don’t have to repress.

Oleander: How was I supposed to know there’d be consequences for my actions?

Darius: You know you're not our dad, right?
Marcus: You stop acting like kids, I'll stop acting like your dad.

Kay: Like Kels always says: when one door closes, choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force.

Kels: Is it entirely without the bounds of possibility that you have an ulterior motive for this trip going ahead?
Tabitha: Kels, I hope you know me better than that. At any given moment I never have fewer than seven ulterior motives in play.

Tabitha: Wears a slightly lighter shade of black
Kay: I see you’re getting out the spring colors.

Portia: We need to talk about-
Talia: The building was already on fire when I got here.
Portia: What?
Talia: What?

Talia: Vince and I make the same choices.
Portia: Yeah, bad ones.

Oscar: My name is Oscar. And you are?
Nathaniel: Apparently not as straight as I previously thought-

Collin: There’s no longer any blood in my body. It’s all gamer coolant! My entire body is a gaming computer! I have transcended into oblivion!

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Minus: Kai's even wearing his formal leather jacket.
Kai: It's the one without any blood on it.

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Minus: You tricked me.
Kai: I deceived you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

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Collin: Luso said that I was perfectly fine. Except for three cracked ribs. And a broken toe. Which was right next to two other broken toes.
Mica: Did he clear you or not?
Collin: He did not. Alright, let's get to work.

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Collin: We meant "stronger" here, right?
Lotus: What's it say?
Collin: "I'm proud to report our town is stranger than it was a year ago."
Lotus: That's a typo.
Collin: Could go either way.

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Kai: Speak to me, descendant of Luso's blood.
Minus: Nothing to say! I've got a gesture for you, but my hands are tied.

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Kai: You’re not calm, Minus. You’re acting like a nervous hoolelia.
Minus: A what?
Kai: May not be a word. May just be something my master used to say.

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Collin: What should I do?
Luso: Oh…this is where I give you advice and pretend you're going to listen to it. I like this part.

Frost: Agree to disagree!
Alune: No. I don't agree. You're wrong.

Frost: Kal's even wearing his formal leather jacket!
Kallai: It's the one without any blood on it.

Varian: Lynn said that I was perfectly fine. Except for three cracked ribs. And a broken toe. Which was right next to two other broken toes.
Alune: Did she clear you or not?
Varian: She did not. Alright, let's get to work!

Sana: Like Leaoni always says: when one door closes, choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force.
Takeo: Inspirational.

Leaoni: You know you're not our dad, right?
Graham: You stop acting like kids, I'll stop acting like your dad.

Mya: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Luso: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Collin: We're screwed.
Lotus: Hey, no, hey. I don’t wanna hear that defeatist attitude. I wanna hear you upbeat!
Collin: [upbeat] We're screwed!
Lotus: There you go.

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Collin: I don’t need gasoline to start a fire! All I need are these two hands and a lack of adult supervision!

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Lotus: Going to a wedding with your boss is like going to the prom with your brother.
Kuro: Shiro and I did not go to the prom together! Our dates were sick and we went stag!
Shiro: In retrospect, we should have canceled the horse-drawn carriage, but hindsight is 20-20.

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Collin: I swear if they made a movie of my life, nobody would believe it.
Shiro: Yeah, though mostly because of the poorly-written dialogue and unlikeable main character.

Jackson: Gen's even wearing her formal leather jacket!
Geneva: It's the one without any blood on it.

Oleander: You tricked me.
The Erl King: I deceived you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Percy: Erik said that I was perfectly fine. Except for three cracked ribs. And a broken toe. Which was right next to two other broken toes.
Alessandra: Did he clear you or not?
Percy: He did not. Alright, let's get to work.

The Director: Speak to me, daughter of Veren.
Kels: Nothing to say. I have a gesture for you, but my hands are tied.

Bruce: I admire any woman who rejects me because that means they have fully functionally reasoning skills.

Liv: Are you saying I’m a liar?
Ivy: I’m saying you’re an optimist
Ivy: Same thing basically

Bella: We don't download things illegally because we're honest and hard-working people
Ivy: And we don't know how

Bella: I accidentally ate Ivy’s snacks. How long do you think I’ll live?
Liv: Ten.
Bella: Ten what?
Liv: Nine.

Ivy: I found a valve marked "Danger, do not turn"
Liv: Please tell me you didn't turn it
Ivy: Who do you think I am, of course I turned it

Liv: Why am I the only person doing any work around here?!
Ivy: I don't know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing

Ivy: I’m the smartest person I know!
Liv: You and Bella share a single brain cell and I wouldn’t be surprised if you found it on the floor like that sweet you ate last week.
Ivy: It was cherry flavoured! My favourite!
Bella: Bold of you to assume I let her borrow the brain cell.
Liv: You know what, you’re right, I apologize.

Isla: What’s the hardest thing to say?
Ivy: I was wrong.
Alice: I need help
Liv: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Ivy: What the-

Kai, to Minus: Hello there, long time no see. Except in my revenge fantasies, where I see you on an hourly basis.

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Kuro: Lotus is mad at me, and I’m not sure why.
Shiro: Okay, were you talking before she got mad?
Kuro: Yes.
Shiro: That's probably it.

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Collin: Oh, oh! I've got a great idea about what we can do tonight.
Luso: The last time you said that we had to get your stomach pumped.

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Collin: Is there a weak point?
Mica: Our plan.

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Collin: If I had a nickel for every time I’ve crashed a plane, I’d have 3 nickels. That’s not very much money, but it’s weird that it happened 3 times.

Azami: If I had a Beli for every time I helped rescue a shipwrecked child, I'd have 2 Beli. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

Luffy: Is there a weak point?
Law: Our plan.

Sanji, to Zoro: Hello there, long time no see. Except in my revenge fantasies, where I see you on an hourly basis.

Sanji: What’s the hardest thing to say?
Usopp: I was wrong.
Nami: I need help.
Robin: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Sanji: What the-

Flampe: I accidentally ate Peppermint's snacks. How long do you think I’ll live?
Pudding: Ten.
Flampe: Ten what?
Pudding: Nine.

Azami: I found a valve marked "Danger, do not turn"!
Dadan: Please tell me you didn't turn it.
Azami: Who do you think I am, of course I turned it!

Nami: Why am I the only person doing any work around here?!
Usopp: I don't know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing!

Estella: Peregrine's even wearing her formal cape!
Peregrine: It's the one without any blood on it.

Zoro: Chopper said that I was perfectly fine. Except for three cracked ribs. And a broken toe. Which was right next to two other broken toes.
Azami: Did he clear you or not?
Zoro: He did not. Alright, let's get to work.

Luffy: Maybe nobody stole it. Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it.
Nami: I didn’t eat my pen, Luffy.

Usopp: Like Franky always says: when one door closes, choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force.

Luffy: What should I do?
Law: Oh…this is where I give you advice and pretend you're going to listen to it. I like this part.

Hinata: I admire any woman who rejects me because that means they have fully functional reasoning skills.

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Hinata: Hey! How’d you live?
Kai: Spite!

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Kuro: I'll bet my reputation on it.
Shiro: Sorry, there's a five-dollar minimum.

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Luso: That was plan M.
Collin: Don't I die in plan M?
Luso: Yeah, usually.
Collin: What do you mean usually? How many plans do I die in?
Luso: C, F, and M through Q.
Collin: Hold up, C? That's a little close to home. Need to switch that up. How many plans does Mya die in?
Luso: Uh, none. [turns to Mica] And none. [turns to Lotus]…[turns back to Mica] But there is one where Mica comes out with a scar.

Frost: Are you saying I’m a liar?
Leaoni: I’m saying you’re an optimist
Leaoni: Same thing basically

Sana: We don't download things illegally because we're honest and hard-working people.
Takeo: And we don't know how.
Frost: Yet.

Varian: I found a valve marked "Danger, do not turn".
Alune: Please tell me you didn't turn it.
Varian: Who do you think I am, of course I turned it.

Leaoni: What’s the hardest thing to say?
Takeo: I was wrong.
Varian: I need help.
Alune: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Leaoni: What the-

Zatian: How the hell are you alive right now?
Varian: Spite.

Sana: This is madness!
Frost: This is politics.

Takeo: I'm not looking for any trouble.
Varian: What a horrible way to live.

Sana: You have a chance to do the right thing!
Zatian: I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Zatian: You're mad!
Varian: Thank goodness for that because If I wasn't this would probably never work.

Alune, watching Varian flirt with the enemy: Who's side is Varian on?
Leaoni: At the moment?
Leaoni: [shrugs]

Tabitha: This is ridiculous.
Imogen: This is politics.

Marya: I'm not looking for any trouble.
Oleander: What a horribly boring way to live.

Portia: You have a chance to do the right thing!
Talia: I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Addie: You're mad.
Kels: Thank Katrin for that, because if I was not this would probably never work.

Quinn, watching Vince flirt with Portia: Who's side is Vince on?
Talia: At the moment?
Talia: Shrugs

Kay: Bending a spoon with my hands is the same as bending a spoon with my mind. my mind controls my hands, you see-

Aristotle: The moon is beautiful tonight.
Mab: It really is.
Douglas:…should we tell them that's a tortilla you stuck to the window?
Oscar: Please don't.

Geneva: Some people like to fucking curse but I don’t do that shit, I like to keep it fucking clean for the goddamn kids-

The Erl King: The gods are no longer with us, I'll take over now.

Percy: Tell me anything. I take criticism very well.
Alessandra: No you don’t.
Percy: What’s that supposed to mean?
Alessandra Just that you don’t take criticism well.
Percy: Why don't you just kick me in the face?

Brian: Holly, is that you?
Holly: No, it's an axe murderer. Good thing you asked.

Garzlan: You have a chance to do the right thing!
Milo: I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Kit: I'm not looking for any trouble.
Crispin: What a horrible way to live.

Valder: How the hell are you alive right now?
Milo: Spite.

Brian: What’s the hardest thing to say?
Andor: I was wrong.
Dallas: I need help.
Ara: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Brian: What the-

Caleb: Are you saying I’m a liar?
Gerard: I’m saying you’re an optimist
Gerard: Same thing basically

Crispin: Gerard and Adelia said that I was perfectly fine. Except for three cracked ribs. And a broken toe. Which was right next to two other broken toes.
Kit: Did they clear you or not?
Crispin: They did not. Alright, let's get to work.

Andor: Ara is mad at me, and I’m not sure why.
Dallas: Okay, were you talking before he got mad?
Andor: Yes.
Dallas: That's probably it.

Gerard: Just once I’d like a childhood memory I don’t have to repress.

Jackson: Gen, is that you?
Geneva: No, it's an ax murderer. Good thing you asked.

Jon: Are you saying I’m a liar?
Oliver: I’m saying you’re an optimist.
Oliver: Same thing, basically.

Jackson: Matthew said that I was perfectly fine. Except for three cracked ribs. And a broken toe. Which was right next to two other broken toes.
Geneva: Did they clear you or not?
Jackson: They did not. Alright, let's get to work.

[on twitter]
Porter: like this tweet for a tbh
Porter: @goldenweapon_weilder tbh u kinda ugly
Ryker: I DIDNT EVEN LIKE
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Kyle: I want to kiss you
William, not paying attention: What?
Kyle, panicking: I-I said if you die, I wont miss you
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[At Russel′s funeral]
Gavin: I need a moment with him.
Everyone: Of course.
[They leave]
Gavin, leaning over Russel′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Russel: Yeah, no shit.
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Porter: We have fun, don’t we, Henry?
Henry: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Charlie: When was the last time you cried?
Jeremy: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
Charlie: Really? That recent?
Jeremy: Yeah, [voice crack] is that a issue? [starts crying again]
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Sam, seeing a banana on the car seat: what the HELL
Sam, buckling the banana up: freaking buckle UP it’s the LAW
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[Lauren and Nico are skipping rocks]
Lauren: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Nico: Yeah it is.
Nico: [whispering] Take that you freaking lake.
–
David: REMEMBER PANTS, RYAN?? YOU USED TO LOVE PANTS!
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Ryan: Change is inedible.
Ryker: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Ryan, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t.
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Porter, texting Russell: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Russell′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
[Later]
Russell, texting back: F*ck you.
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Gavin: Hold on! I’m having one of those things….a headache with pictures.
Russell: What the hell?
Henry: They’re having an idea.

Luffy: Change is inedible.
Nami: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Luffy, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t.

Sanji: I want to kiss you
Zoro, not paying attention: What?
Sanji, panicking: I-I said if you die, I wont miss you

[At Franky′s funeral]
Robin: I need a moment with him.
Everyone: Of course.
[They leave]
Robin, leaning over Franky′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Franky: Yeah, no shit.

Estella: We have fun, don’t we, Peregrine?
Peregrine: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Luffy: Hold on! I’m having one of those things….a headache with pictures.
Law: What the hell?
Nami: He's having an idea!

Sophie fighting off a ghost: Go away, Micheal, this'll be ugly
Micheal: (Walks away before returning with a camera)

(i’m still alive, probably)

Drinn: Change is inedible.
Vio: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Drinn, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I do not.

[At Zephyr′s funeral]
Tetra: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course.
[They leave]
Tetra, leaning over Zephyr′s coffin: Listen here, you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Zephyr: Yeah, no shit-

Cyrus: We have fun, don’t we, Maggie?
Magnus: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Elias: I'm not looking for any trouble.
Perry: What a horrible way to live.

Liv, after her second all nighter: No, I don't have a minute for you. Only 60 seconds!
Bella: Erm, a minute is 60 seconds.
Liv staring at her blankly: Shut your mouth.

Liv: No.
Ivy: Please…
Liv: What part of the No did you not understand? Was it the 'N' or the 'O'!?

Liv: why are you smiling?
Ivy: what? can’t i just be happy?
Isla: Jordan tripped and fell in the hallway

Ivy: Jeez Liv, you look grumpy.
Liv: Well someone, specifically, you, woke me up at the middle of the night, to see if we were still best friends.
Ivy: Then why does Bella look grumpy as well?
Bella: I was there.

Ivy: This book i found is amazing!
Liv: Can I borrow it when you’re done?
Ivy: You can’t colour in it twice, Liv.

Ivy, in the doorway: Good evening, parental figure.
Liv, not looking up from her revision guide: Good morning, problem child.

Ivy: I've decided I wanna explode
Liv: and I've decided I'm not listening to you any more

Ivy: So, here's the tea.
Liv, frustrated: For the last time, it's called a mission report.
Ivy: Do you want the tea now or not?

Ivy: I'm 80% exhausted, 10% sarcasm, 20% don't care.
Liv: That's 110%.
Ivy: 20% of me doesn't care!

Liv: i hate you with every inch of my body right now
Ivy: snorts that’s not a lot of inches

I love being in public with my hair wet.
I feel like a Gucci model.
-Lucas Bates