Quill: I have a science headcanon.
Elliot: Can't you just say hypothesis like a normal person?
Quill: So my science headcanon is…
Anthony: How did you get in here?!
Quill: You let me in.
Anthony: When did I let you in?
Quill: After you hired me.
Anthony: I hired you?
Quill: I accept.
Your characters when someone posts a rant they don’t agree with on social media:
Badger: Can write an essay but too lazy to write one
Ikxenspump: Can’t write an essay and won’t anyways
Robin: Can’t write an essay but will write one anyways
Callie: Can write an essay and will write an essay
Badger: The person who made the rant
(thank you to my good friend @luminosityliiqhts for the format!)
(edit: oh shoot I just realized I forgot to put in the funny part)
(Cute format, but less of a quote and more or an alignment chart. But if you want to make a separate alignment chart chat, be my guest!)
(Cute format, but less of a quote and more or an alignment chart. But if you want to make a separate alignment chart chat, be my guest!)
(Oh, yeah, true. Would you suggest doing that? I’m not sure how much traction it would get.)
(Idk, it's up to you)
(do itt)
(i'm here for it)
Delphinia: We should work out together! Then Gracelyn can beat up Hex and Jesse won't starve to death if Phoenix divorces him!
Jesse: WE'RE NOT MARRIED!
Christi: I'm not stupid you know, I have general knowledge in practically every area!
Columbine: How do you spell 'orange'?
Christi: The fruit or the color?
Columbine:
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Tana: I did a bad thing.
Myra: Does it affect me?
Tana: Not really…
Myra: Then suffer in silence.
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Wisp: Why is there blood everywhere?
Ferrin: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Wisp: You STABBED SOMEONE??!!
Ferrin: No. I poked them aggressively. With a knife.
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Mia: Help I told Natalie I'd cook dinner and I don't know how to cook.
Katrina (pouring milk directly into a bag of cereal): And you think I can help?
Stephen: I'm not stupid, you know. I have general knowledge in practically every area!
Leah: How do you spell 'orange'?
Stephen: The fruit or the color?
Leah:
Alyssa: Why is there blood everywhere?
Violet: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Alyssa: You stabbed someone?!
Violet: No. I poked them aggressively. With a knife.
Hazel: I told Alyssa I'd cook dinner and I don't know how to cook, just bake-
Clyde, pouring milk directly into a bag of cereal: And you think I can help?
delilah: i'm not stupid, you know. i have general knowledge in practically every area!
luca: how do you spell 'orange'?
delilah: the fruit or the color?
luca:
killian: are you tall enough to play basketball though?
juniper: are you calling me short?
killian: i'm calling you vertically challenged.
may: i’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so i can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
killian: my only talent is being stress.
mariette: don't you mean stressed?
killian: no.
luca: can you pass the salt?
may: can you pass away?
luca: too much salt.
Casey: I'm not stupid, you know. I have general knowledge in practically every area!
Harper: How do you spell 'orange'?
Casey: The fruit or the color?
Beck: Oh God no.
Everett: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Clyde: Are you calling me short?
Everett: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
Erica: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
Richard: Can you pass the salt?
Violet: Can you pass away?
Richard: Too much salt.
Millie: can you pass the salt?
Takeo: can you pass away?
Millie: too much salt
juniper: sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
luca: how so?
juniper: it keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
juniper: i tried to write ‘i'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.
delilah: so, may, do you have a crush on anyone?
may: the only crush i have is this crushing anxiety.
luca: the floor is lava!
mariette: [helps delilah onto the counter]
may: [kicks juniper off the sofa]
killian: [lays on the floor] i accept death.
luca, sarcastically: great work, everyone.
delilah: i don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
luca: well then who's is it?
delilah, staring at a cup of tea, tearing up: i don't know!
Ikxenspump: I’m sad.
Robin: Hold on.
Robin: leaves to another room
Robin: returns, with a gallon’s worth of pristine, white fluff in her arms
Ikxenspump: Where’d you get that?
Robin: I keep it in my bag for emotional emergencies.
Ravina: I've given it a lot of thought, and my love language is that I'll hold a grudge on your behalf until the end of time.
Ravina: Even if you get over it, I'll continue to feel rage over what happened to you until the end of time.
Ravina: It's your responsibility to heal and do what's best for your mental health. It's my job to take names.
Ara: sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Andor: how so?
Ara: it keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
Taven: I'm not stupid, you know. I have general knowledge in practically every area!
Farli: How do you spell 'orange'?
Taven: The fruit or the color?
Farli: Oh Gods no.
Andor: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
Peregrine: I've given it a lot of thought, and my love language is that I'll hold a grudge on your behalf until the end of time.
Peregrine: Even if you get over it, I'll continue to feel rage over what happened to you until the end of time.
Peregrine: It's your responsibility to heal and do what's best for your mental health. It's my job to take names.
Estella: I'm not stupid, you know. I have general knowledge in practically every area!
Peregrine: How do you spell 'orange'?
Estella: The fruit or the color?
Peregrine: Oh God, no.
Peregrine: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Estella: How so?
Peregrine : It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
Kels: I've given it a lot of thought, and my love language is that I'll hold a grudge on your behalf until the end of time.
Kels: Even if you get over it, I'll continue to feel rage over what happened to you until the end of time.
Kels: It's your responsibility to heal and do what's best for your mental health. It's my job to take names.
Geneva: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Jackson: How so?
Geneva: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
Georgie: I'm not stupid, you know. I have general knowledge in practically every area!
Eleanor: How do you spell 'orange'?
Georgie: The fruit or the color?
Christopher: Oh Gods no.
Dallas: Have you ever told someone to get out of your house.
Ara: No. But that sounds thrilling!
Ara: Andor, I need your coordinates.
Andor: I’m by a rock that looks like a lion.
Ara: could you be more specific?
Andor: It looks like Simba.
Ravina: Are you going to help or are you too pretty?
Milo: I’m too pretty.
Crispin: I’m so sad Eva and Caleb aren’t with us. They’re my best friends.
Kit: What about me?
Crispin: You’re my worst friend.
Ara: now that I have your attention-
Andor: you don’t have my attention
Ara:
Ara: Spiderman.
Andor: I’m listening…
Gerard: How come you've been abnormally nice to me lately?
Crispin: What the fuck do you mean?
Gerard: You just seem nicer than usual
Crispin: I'll punch you in the face if you want
Hank: Have you ever told someone to get out of your house?
Clive: No. But that sounds thrilling!
Leon: Aubrey, I need your coordinates.
Aubrey: I’m by a rock that looks like a lion.
Lydia: Could you be more specific?
Aubrey: It looks like Simba.
Lydia: Are you going to help or are you too pretty?
Kitty: I’m too pretty.
Oona: I’m so sad Hank and Simon aren’t with us. They’re my best friends.
Niklos: What about me?
Oona: You’re my worst friend.
Jesse: I'm not stupid, you know. I have general knowledge in practically every area!
Gracelyn: How do you spell 'orange'?
Jesse: The fruit or the color?
Gracelyn:
Jesse: Why is there blood everywhere?
Hex: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Jesse: You stabbed someone?!
Hex: No. I poked them aggressively. With a knife.
Delphinia: I told Clem I'd cook dinner and I don't know how to cook, just bake-
Jesse, pouring milk directly into a bag of cereal: And you think I can help?
Jesse: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so i can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
Jesse: My only talent is being stress.
Gracelyn: Don't you mean stressed?
Jesse: No.
Delphinia: Can you pass the salt?
Auria: Can you pass away?
Delphinia: Too much salt.
Jesse: The floor is lava!
Clem: [helps Martell onto the counter]
Hex: [kicks Gracelyn off the sofa]
Auria: [lays on the floor] I accept death.
Jesse, sarcastically: Great work, everyone.
Gracelyn: Jess, I need your coordinates.
Jesse: I’m by a rock that looks like a lion.
Gracelyn: Could you be more specific?
Jesse: It looks like Simba.
Jesse: I’m so sad Delphinia and Gracelyn aren’t with us. They’re my best friends.
Hex: What about me?
Jesse: You’re my worst friend.
Gracelyn: Now that I have your attention-
Jesse: You don’t have my attention.
Gracelyn:
Gracelyn: Spiderman.
Jesse: I’m listening…
granite: fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
granite: fruits that do live up to their names?
granite: orange.
red coral: and i'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know i've done much, much worse.
granite: i know one person who finds me funny!
rainbow quartz: okay, who? …and you can't say yourself.
granite: okay then i'm out.
sapphire: met a dumbass today. awful.
red coral: you looked in a mirror?
sapphire: someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.
tourmaline: [writing a letter]
tourmaline: dear santa,
i'm writing to let you know i've been naughty…
and it was worth it, you fat, judgemental bastard.
Jesse: Fruits that do not live up to their names: passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Jesse: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Jesse: Orange.
Hex: And I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse.
Hex: I know one person who finds me funny!
Jesse: Tell us who …and you can't say yourself.
Hex: Okay then I'm out.
Gracelyn: Jesse, we need to talk about your professionalism.
Jesse, on top of a table: Those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava.
Hex: Why does everyone always assume the worst in me?
Gracelyn: It saves time.
Gracelyn: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Delphinia: I've been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.
Auria: I got distracted halfway through.
Jesse: I was too focused on the fact that you're safe to comprehend what you were saying.
Hex: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
rainbow quartz: granite, we need to talk about your professionalism.
granite, on top of a table: those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava.
granite: why does everyone always assume the worst in me?
red coral: it saves time.
amber: there's no way they like me back.
tourmaline: onyx would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.
amber: onyx would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.
rainbow quartz: so i have made the decision to trust you.
red coral: a horrible decision, really.
onyx: i've given it a lot of thought, and my love language is that i'll hold a grudge on your behalf until the end of time.
onyx: even if you get over it, i'll continue to feel rage over what happened to you until the end of time.
onyx: it's your responsibility to heal and do what's best for your mental health. it's my job to take names.
Feather: There's no way he likes me back.
Bright: Redwhisker would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Feather: Redwhisker would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
Mara: Choose kidness. Will you choose kindness?
Emily, through a mouthful of honey nut cheerios: No, I choose violence
Finn: There's no way she likes me back.
Phoenix: Delphinia would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.
Finn: Del would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun.
Jesse: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Hex: A horrible decision, really.
Delphinia: Choose kindness. Will you choose kindness?
Hex, through a mouthful of honey nut cheerios: No, I choose violence.
Hex: When people get to close with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
Gracelyn: That's genius, Herman.
Delphinia: Why are we pretending I'm this guy's niece?
Jesse: We need money.
Delphinia: We're scamming him?
Jesse: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.
Delphinia: What?! No way!
Jesse: Why not? We already stole a cat.
Delphinia: No we didn't! Hex is a talking cat, he can do what he wants!
Hex: I want to steal.
Gracelyn: Who hurt you?
Jesse: Do you want a list or what?
Gracelyn: …
Gracelyn, pulling out a sword: Actually, yes.
Martha: Choose kindness. Will you choose kindness?
Geneva, through a mouthful of Honey Nut Cheerios: No, I choose violence.
chime: choose kindness. will you choose kindness?
gizmo, through a mouthful of honey nut cheerios: no, i choose violence.
gizmo: you know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
chime: those are wanted posters!
gizmo: [sharpens knife] we've got ways of making people talk.
gizmo: [cuts piece of cake]
pierre: …can i have some?
gizmo: cake is for talkers.
gum: i am very small and i have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that i'm under.
Hex: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Jesse: Those are wanted posters!
Jesse: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.
Gracelyn: It's okay to ask for help!
Delphinia: You're not a burden!
Hex: Murder is okay!
Jesse: Your feelings matter!
Jesse: Can you get me something to drink please?
Hex: Unless you're literally dying, I'm not moving an inch.
Delphinia: Ask Gracelyn and tell her we'll die if we don't stay hydrated.
Gracelyn: Then perish.
Hex: Okay, just for a second, let's pretend I'm an idiot.
Gracelyn: I'm already there.
Auria: Why aren't you watching your team?
Clem: They're highly competent, I don't need to watch them every sec-
Jesse, desperately running in: Clem! Delphinia tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and broke everything!