forum I'll roast the sh*t outta your character
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@sheabutter group

Exactly what the title says. Send em in and I'll put em on the chopping block. I won't make fun of any writing or worldbuilding of yours, simply the character and their personality/looks.

@sheabutter group

Delilah Higashikata go ham

Classic blue-haired girl, feels like she would bark at me in the hallways at school.
The fuck has she got to be optimistic about? Someone gotta wake her up, life aint all sunshine and rainbows.
Of course she's an extrovert, she'd be one of those girls who doesn't stop talking to me in class when I'm trying to work. Again, would bark at me.
Anxiety disorder??? What a loser, just tell your brain to stop worrying. (I have an anxiety disorder).
Her favorite color is orange??? FUCKING ORANGE????

Ohhh wait no I figured out what's wrong with her.
She's a Gemini.
That makes sense now.
Overall, I do like her, she would the girl that I pity enough in class to maybe carry two conversations with. Also, the songs on her page all fucking slap.

@requiemisback language

Classic blue-haired girl, feels like she would bark at me in the hallways at school.
The fuck has she got to be optimistic about? Someone gotta wake her up, life aint all sunshine and rainbows.
Of course she's an extrovert, she'd be one of those girls who doesn't stop talking to me in class when I'm trying to work. Again, would bark at me.
Anxiety disorder??? What a loser, just tell your brain to stop worrying. (I have an anxiety disorder).
Her favorite color is orange??? FUCKING ORANGE????

Ohhh wait no I figured out what's wrong with her.
She's a Gemini.
That makes sense now.
Overall, I do like her, she would the girl that I pity enough in class to maybe carry two conversations with. Also, the songs on her page all fucking slap.

THIS. THIS ENTIRE POST.
that aside- thank you for liking her <3 and i agree, the songs really do slap. that's like,, half of the reason i picked em out (the first being that they just seem to fit her hhghjfhjf)

@sheabutter group

Bust ‘em

I remember Akecheta from a while ago!! First off, god of course it's gotta be one of those "conceal dont feel" guys like my dude you aint elsa just go to therapy
Bicurious?? Sounds kinda gay (I'm bi)
What are Earth colors??? You're telling me this dude's favorite color is brown???
Pro death penalty? aight pop off i guess
ANOTHER FUCKEN GEMINI???? IT'S NO WONDER HE'S SO EADY TO MAKE FUN OF
edgelord™
Overall, I also love him and his softness for baby animals. His instagram bio would definitely be something like: "Akecheta/25/Single😔/E-boy🥀🔥🌑/Heartbroken☠️💔"

@sheabutter group

Roast Alice, she'd probably cry

Is this woman a child? Actually yes, she's a half-elf and 17 so yeah, practically a child. Makes sense.
Bottling up her feelings? Just go to therapy, girl, it ain't hard.
She would roast like a baked potato if I ever took her outside for even a little bit of sun. No amount of SPF sunscreen could save her from that.
Sagittarius isn't bad, but it does make a lot of sense for her.
Overall, love her, think she's a neat character, and I'm kidnapping Bongo the wyvern from her thank you

@sheabutter group

Alright :')) have a god at my baby girl Lysia

Did she give herself her own nickname?? That's the only way I can think of why should receive the nickname "Dusk"
She would 100% have bullied me in middle school and then later joined my GSA in highschool and be like "heyyy havent seen you in forever!!"
She hates herself?? Me too gurl.
Capricorns aren't bad, I'll let it slide.
Daaaamn this girl got some trauma. I have a couple therapists on speed dial if she needs them.
Overall, like her, sorta have a crush on her ngl

@Luz_Noceda

Name: Indigo (no last name ‘cuz she’s a Sonic OC)
Gender/Pronouns: Female, she/her
Outlook on life: She tries to find the bright side to everything but she’s slowly crumbling under the pressure of being the leader of a squad comprised of two teams and having to take care of not only her teammates but her sister and the nieces and nephew she never knew she had (thanks to her now-deceased brothers). She tends to pull all nighters and skip certain meals due to all the work she has.
Likes: singing, nature, her family and friends, organization, plans, lovingly teasing her younger sister
Dislikes: secrets, rivers (trauma-), her sister not taking care of herself, unsurprisingly she also hates herself a little for not saving her brothers, her loved ones getting hurt (emotionally and physically)
Aesthetic: You enter a pretty fancy office. There are papers and plans (both battle and construction) scattered all over the desk and you see letters on the very top. They seem to be signed by people named Orion and Casey, Thorn and Athena, and Arrow and Lena. You see Indigo in her chair, tired and distracted by her thoughts. You can see bandages on her hands and wrists. You try to reassure her and tell her everything’s going to be okay but the words won’t come out of your mouth.

(HAHAHA PLEASE DO THIS)