forum Describe your stories in the worst way possible

Started February 27, 2022 by @AAA_Batteries

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That's just about it. I'll start.

Three men live in an apartment as roommates, and two of them are literal mushrooms and the other one is a gay goat that's probably drunk 24/7.

gay boy with anxiety runs away to a piece of ice planet smack in the middle of nowhere, gets kidnapped, then rescued by a gang of be gay do crimes people.

Gay scifi space heist enemies to lovers except the enemies are a sarcastic traumatized mechanic whose favorite word is "shit" and a flirty pilot who uses humor to cope with his crippling PTSD and it's more like childhood friends-to-lovers-to-enemies-to-reluctant allies-to-lovers.

Lesbian space adventurer adventures in space, accidentally destroys the world and her wife, and is super depressed while being saved by aliens for historical purposes. Also, lots of holograms.

When a family of monsters, demons, and mythical creatures treat you actually love you, don't abuse you, and raise you better than your human family

Three grown adults with issues struggle to defend the human population from a sadistic, sarcastic, and overbearing demon lord whose favorite pastime is to stabby stabby

• A half deaf teenager is kidnapped by a half bird woman so they can go save the world from the bird woman's ex and his gang of evil friends.
• A 97 year old teenager smacktalks a dragon and deals with the consequences.

Imagine Minecraft manhunt but in an urban setting and they're lesbians

A bunch of superheroes who are bad at superheroing battle extremely competent villains and somehow win most of the time with only three casualties. Also everyone's gay.

Daughter of war criminals decides crime bad after meeting a group of pirates and developing a crush on a princess who is the sister of another war criminal.

Slow decent into madness followed by the evolution of a hitman to a stand up comedian.

• there are a lot of battles in this cold frozen wasteland. also imperialism is happening somewhere have fun
• politics and big monsters
• get sent back to the beginning of human history as punishment and become immortal, but embarrassingly weak as a result.
• literally sentient mineral and rock particles (sand) joins forces with humans and goes to war
• demon summoning backfires and now a good portion of europe is under invasion by demons. but at least we’re surviving. did i mention the main character is half demon 💀 maybe a bit less than half but yeah

Friends lace into some bugs

• once thought dead bird psuedoadopts eager child. they try to kill god and fix young adults' many mental illnesses along the way
• five assassins angry that their sister left them try to kill her and her girlfriend
• a criminal who is only half decent at being a criminal and their stoner-but-not-really best friend try to steal a roller coaster

space wizards crash on deserted planet, adopt grumpy bisexual and run

The first book: Bioengineered depressed kid is sent as a representative of his homeland to give peace offerings to each world leader, ends up driving a few choice citizens to lives of crime.

The second book: A pretentious little school boy learns to be true to himself by breaking the law and running away.

The third book: Bioengineered kid teams up with school boy to unintentionally destroy gender roles.

• Four teens become friends during the world's worse train ride.
• Autistic superhero decides that breaking the law is ok, but just this once
• Girl tasked with protecting her nation would rather not have responsibilities, but only steps up to the plate after several atrocities have been committed.
• And for my last story…. I can't even describe it in a good way I have no idea what's supposed to happen. Help.

Coward avoids being the hero for half the book also other random stuff happens with other people

• self-conscious theif (but its ok she has a "dark" past dont talk about it) who cant fly runs off in the woods and almost gets killed by a giant snake, a statue, and much more.

• random 7th grader who cant do math gets a girlfriend because she cant do math, or cook.

Moon god tries to uncommit fratricide

• College student being blackmailed into serving the military reunites with murderous high school friend to save college student's bff from dying of parasitic poison.
• Fish girl hates everything and teams up with three-eyed boy who also hates everything to sabotage the entire world, ends up killing a pantheon of gods.
• Bat-eared adventurer swims through black goop and accidentally finds the key to solving a century's long dispute between multiple races.

an edgy emo and his BOOTIFUL WIFE swear to make the world burn for burning themselves #globalwarning :D
(Jk that was a joke i am sorry if I disrespect you or make you mad by saying that.) 4 kids who were burdens to their families ( 2 of them) meet after a flashy 15 5'7 girl gets told by her adoptive DEAD fox mother to get them and bring down the edgy emo and his BOOTIFUL WIFE to burn in hell.

the cat's in love with the witch the demon's in love with the cat and the witch is aro ('cause i couldn't give a crap) the demon curses the witch to make the cat fall in love with him they go on a quest to break the curse (the witch and the cat don't know it was the demon). they gather a new adventure crew but the witch becomes evil. she kills the king turns into a dragon and the adventure crew kills her, the demon and the cat get married and the demon kills himself out of guilt…PLOT TWIST the demon's secretly gay and wanted the cat(female) to fall in love with him to prove he was straight, so all this was because some hormonal succubus dude didn't want to come out OF THE DAMN CLOSET!!!

lonely anti social guy's life falls apart because of one man that is also in love with him