shatters skylight and repels down like a friggin badass
line breaks and I faceplants from the ceiling
Ouch. Anyway HI I am sort of kind of on my break rn at work
Jumps through broken skylight in reverse fixing the glass and then bursting through leaving it on the hinge the door Mwahahahhahahahahhahhahahahah
screams into the silent void of Notebook
The void stares back. And demands we pay door breaking taxes.
screams into the silent void of Notebook
The void stares back. And demands we pay door breaking taxes.
I did not break the door
then bursting through
leaving it on the hingethe door Mwahahahhahahahahhahhahahahah
……
breaks down a door SUP, FUCKERS?!
breaks down a door SUP, FUCKERS?!
ELI BROKE A DOOR!!!! MAKE HIM PAY THE TAX
screams into the silent void of Notebook
The void stares back. And demands we pay door breaking taxes.
SCREW TAXES (I have had too much caffeine and not enough sleep)
breaks down a door SUP, FUCKERS?!
Dealing with the consequences of (fictional) property damage
breaks down a door SUP, FUCKERS?!
ELI BROKE A DOOR!!!! MAKE HIM PAY THE TAX
stares a hole through your head
breaks down a door SUP, FUCKERS?!
Dealing with the consequences of (fictional) property damage
snickers
breaks down a door SUP, FUCKERS?!
ELI BROKE A DOOR!!!! MAKE HIM PAY THE TAX
stares a hole through your head
OOh, laser vison? Or something. Hard to tell with such a vague descriptor
breaks down a door SUP, FUCKERS?!
ELI BROKE A DOOR!!!! MAKE HIM PAY THE TAX
stares a hole through your head
OOh, laser vison? Or something. Hard to tell with such a vague descriptor
stares a hole through your head too
breaks down a door SUP, FUCKERS?!
ELI BROKE A DOOR!!!! MAKE HIM PAY THE TAX
stares a hole through your head
;-; <sub does this mean i'm dead…? mini celebration dance
my notebook is acting up
breaks down a door SUP, FUCKERS?!
ELI BROKE A DOOR!!!! MAKE HIM PAY THE TAX
stares a hole through your head
;-; <sub does this mean i'm dead…? mini celebration dance
No! Bad Guy!
breaks down a door SUP, FUCKERS?!
ELI BROKE A DOOR!!!! MAKE HIM PAY THE TAX
stares a hole through your head
;-; <sub does this mean i'm dead…? mini celebration dance
No! Bad Guy!
WHAT? what did i do…? .-.
Vibing, 99% sure I’m not gonna pass my science class, pure Vibes,
Vibing, 99% sure I’m not gonna pass my science class, pure Vibes,
Yay!
Vibing, 99% sure I’m not gonna pass my science class, pure Vibes,
Yay!
And I’m pretty sure I will only finish my English portfolio if held at gunpoint
Vibing, 99% sure I’m not gonna pass my science class, pure Vibes,
Yay!
And I’m pretty sure I will only finish my English portfolio if held at gunpoint
…….🔫
Vibing, 99% sure I’m not gonna pass my science class, pure Vibes,
Yay!
And I’m pretty sure I will only finish my English portfolio if held at gunpoint
…….🔫
Oh thanks!
dies
dies
Anyone have fictional life insurance?
dies
Anyone have fictional life insurance?
Can’t you- make it??
dies
Anyone have fictional life insurance?
Can’t you- make it??
mutters from death check my pocket
dies
Anyone have fictional life insurance?
Can’t you- make it??
mutters from death check my pocket
False
breaks down a door SUP, FUCKERS?!
ELI BROKE A DOOR!!!! MAKE HIM PAY THE TAX
stares a hole through your head
bro what a move
Boo
Boo
bodyslams oh sorry- thought you were a ghost.
what is up my fine feathered friends today i am dying of death and also i did that awkward thing when i'm going one way and someone's coming the opposite way and we both try to avoid each other by stepping to the same side
except i am short and he was Not and he did that thing big guys do when they just assume you'll move out of their way but he was so fucking close all i could see was his chest and every time i tried to move around him he went the same way and i bonked into his chest like three times and he sits behind me on my bus and it was so awkward