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forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)
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@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

I have gotten over how much I hate the taste. It's not that bad i guess??

And this is where the addiction starts, people. Watch and learn.

Why is that me Freshman year
6 years later still need dat bean juice

@Eli-the-transboi group

I have gotten over how much I hate the taste. It's not that bad i guess??

And this is where the addiction starts, people. Watch and learn.

Why is that me Freshman year
6 years later still need dat bean juice

XDDDD

@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

I have gotten over how much I hate the taste. It's not that bad i guess??

And this is where the addiction starts, people. Watch and learn.

Why is that me Freshman year
6 years later still need dat bean juice

XDDDD

IM A FRESHMAN. MY SCHOOL GIVES US ICE COFFE WITH BREAKFAST

@im-with-stoopid pets

uummm what do kids do in the forest? build stick forts? pick up pinecones and stuff? set up a complex economy of common forest garbage?
it's becoming increasingly obvious that I have no forest child experience

@Eli-the-transboi group

uummm what do kids do in the forest? build stick forts? pick up pinecones and stuff? set up a complex economy of common forest garbage?
it's becoming increasingly obvious that I have no forest child experience

XD all of the above?

@EldritchHorror-Davadio health_and_safety emoji_events

uummm what do kids do in the forest? build stick forts? pick up pinecones and stuff? set up a complex economy of common forest garbage?
it's becoming increasingly obvious that I have no forest child experience

Find formations of rocks and climb them, defending them from your enemies once youre on top
Follow a dried up creek-bed as far as you can, finding the best route and racing to get back in time for supper
Find fallen trees and dig around the roots to create little hidey-holes only you and your cousin know about
Climb hills and look out as far as you can, before running down, right on the edge of falling and dying
Go on a hunt for The Perfect Stick, which then serves as wizard staff, walking stick, sword, or whatever else you might need
Find pools of water and throw rocks in; bonus points if the water is deep enough to make a satisfying thwump noise when you throw a big rock

(all from my experiences at my grandparent's house in the woods as a kid)

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

Personal forest child experience for when I’d go camping with my family

Find a tree that has very satisfying bark to peel off
Find a cool mushroom and stare at it
Splash around in a creek and let the little fish swim around your legs
Annoy the local water snails that live in the creek
Dig holes. Where? Anywhere. Why? Because.
Run through the trees as fast as you can to feel alive
Collect pinecones and sticks and any little random wood-or-plant based thing to make the campfire go whoosh(the best for this is dry pine needles. . . Hehe)

@Rhys group

SHHHHHHH- I spent the time writing.
XD
Nowadays, I love going out into the nature. Most of the time its the countryside, and not the woods or anything-

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

YES THE SATISFYING BARK
we always poked the cool mushroom with a stick to see what happened

I LOVE THE SATISFYING BARK BUT I FORGOT WHAT TREE IT IS CALLED
Also absolutely. Gotta know if it is Alien Entity or not

@im-with-stoopid pets

Reading my old writing, and I'm just in shock and awe, broskis

"Patience isn't something I'm good at!" He cried, stomping his feet like a baby horse.
Monolith shrugged.
"Well, I think that you should be." Monolith moved away, pushing the stomping boy-child away.
Besides their arguing, Monolith's night was going well. Until it wasn't.

I had no earthly idea what a monolith even was, I just thought it was a cool name
Also, "boy-child"

@im-with-stoopid pets

“Stomping his feet like a baby horse”

i know for a fact I thought that was literary genius oh my goodness
do baby horses even stomp their hooves because I have no idea what I was going for