forum Ivy has added you to a group chat

Started February 10, 2021 by @squiddicus language

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Jack: Yes, like how to send a particular per son I don’t like away.

Addic: You meant me right?

Jack: Let’s not do this, we both know that I meant you.

Blaze: new people!! helloooo!

Jack: Hey!

Addic: Yo

Blaze: anything good happening where you are?
Blaze: I'm currently on the run :D

Jack: Not really. My master is a moron, my girl Ivy just had a mental brake down and killed almost everyone I know, and Addic here is always on my nerves.

Addic: Good for you. What/Who are you running from?

Blaze: my troops turned on me and my friends for no reason whatsoever and I crashlanded on a random planet
Blaze: you know, just an ordinary day

Addic: Nice.

Jack: So… do any of y’all have any siblings or friends who are similar to siblings?

Dex: no siblings no, i may have cousins, but i havent met my aunt yet so i dont know

Blaze: never knew my birth family, but I've been brought up in an awesome community where I feel like I have one massive family
Blaze: riyah especially is like a little sister to me

Jack: awww
Addic: awww

Ivy joined the chat

Ivy: awww

Ivy left the chat

(sure! anyone can, you don't have to ask)

(Yes, but it's polite to ask! So, I'll ask: may I join?)

Blaze: whatever
Blaze: what about you guys? siblings? family?

Katrina: I have an older brother. His name is Joey.

Dex: only child, tho sometimes it feels as if I'm taking care of children where I work at. I have two dad's. That's about it.

Cass has joined the chat
Ashene has joined the chat

Cass: Hello to all, and to all a hello!
Ashene: Whatever, Cass. Anyways, hi!

Addic: welcome

Jack: hey

Ivy: hi

Cass: How's everybody's day going so far? Besides Ashene.
Ashene: Hey!

Corrin has joined the chat
Knox has joined the chat
Abi has joined the chat
Raef has joined the chat
Mal has joined the chat

Corrin: I just saw the list of all of us. I think we broke the chat. What platform is this, to let us connect with other universes?
Raef: Soup of the Day: Pea Soup.
Abi: wut
Corrin: is anyone out there?

Blaze: hi yes hi my day is going alright actually considering I'm living in a desert right now
Blaze: spent the day being ordered around by this angry mechanic girl who scares me a lot
Qili: I'm not angry, you and all other people just annoy the hell out of me

Cass: I'm confused now, but that's probably going to happen a lot here. And as for what platform this is, it's a multiverse containing its own multiverses, including itself. It's magic!
Ashene: Wut? What kind of cult did I join?

Corrin: Cult?
Raef: THE CULT OF SOUP WILL RISE AGAIN!
Abi: help
Abi: i not cult member i good human…
Raef: George says hello

Lyssa has joined the chat

Lyssa: What's up everyone? How's life? Anything actually worth talking about? Or is it something totally stupid that you find interesting?
Katrina: Lyssa, be nice.
Lyssa: I am being my nice. My own version of nice at least.
Katrina: Everyone, this is Lyssa, my brother's girlfriend. Take everything she says with…I think the expression is..a grain of salt.
Lyssa: Sure it is, little tike.
Katrina: I'm two years younger than you!
Lyssa: Says who?
Katrina: Says me! Ugh, I'm sorry about this. We aren't always like this. She's just stressed about getting into Stanford. She's waiting to see if she got in, and she's more….irritable lately.

Cass: There's no such thing as a good human. For instance, I'm technically good, sure, but I'm a vampire. A Daylighter, yes, but still a vampire. Although, Asuka literally melded with an archangel and gained the powers of a god from a god, so she doesn't count as human. Not that she would anyways, as an elf, but still. Actually, I'm part elf and faerie as well as human, so I'm not truly human. And hello George, whoever and wherever you are!
Asuka: I'm so lost right now…

Corrin: Yes, hello. I have no opinion on life, as I am actually neither alive nor dead. I do have something worth talking about: why do we not take Lyssa with a grain of pepper? or a train of salt? or pepper? or a train of potatoes? YES LETS SEND THIS RANDO PERSON ON A POTATO TRAIN!!!
Raef: Please no. Hey. I'm Raef. I have a small obsession with soup and I have a pet raccoon named George. I live IN DA WOODS. I can knock you out in approx. 4.9 seconds. WHO LIKES SOUP? LIKE SOUP OR DIE!
Abi: Hi, I'm Abi. I have no opinion on those two. One is my half-brother, the other is my best friend's stepbrother.
Knox: HI HO THE DERRY-O…. HI! I'm Knox. I can occasionally muster a seizue and see the future while having said seizure. I eat eggs.
(All): …
Corrin: yeah, okay, bye.
Corrin: #SENDLYSSAONAPOTATOTRAIN
Mal: le wut

Tessa (A.K.A. Voidstalker) has joined the chat

Cass: Who da frick is Lyssa???
Asuka: Exactly what I'm wondering.
Tessa: I'm being forced to do this. Don't talk to me, unless you want your heart stopped by a solid shadow.
Cass and Asuka: …
Tessa: Just kidding about the heart stopping. I literally can't kill. But please don't talk to me. I don't like people.

Addic: hey y’all, welcome. CULT OF SOUP I LOVE IT!!!! I’ll get the potatoes. Cass, it’s called the internet/16Gs but also kind of magic cus no one knows how it works. Love you Qili, good job.

Jack: Addic, are you drunk?

Addic: Of course I’m drunk. Have you ever known me to be sober?

Corrin: Re:Cass, Lyssa was an unpleasant human who met her demise (probably?) earlier in this chat. Page 7 of the chat.
Raef: Whyyyyyyyyyyyy? Of all the things you could have said, about soup or George or food or life or WHATEVER you chose to be a sadistic human. those are pretty common, sadly…
Corrin: HOW DARE YOU I AM A LEGACY OF A DEATHBORN YOU WILL BE SMITED FOR THAT! YOU AND GEORGE! I AM NOT A COMMON ANYTHING, LEAST OF ALL A LOWLY STINKIN MORTAL LIKE YOU!
KNox: lifts eyebrow
Corrin:
Raef:
Knox:
Knox: What?
Knox: lifts other eyebrow
Knox: lowers eyebrows
Knox: eats burger
Knox: Goodbye my dudes
Knox: flat-out leaves
Corrin:
Raef:
Corrin:
Raef:
Corrin: wut
Raef: wut indeed