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Started February 10, 2021 by @squiddicus language

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Luci has joined the chat
Malcolm has joined the chat
Oni has joined the chat

Oni: Well hello, Cass. wink wink.

Luci: Shut it with your incessant mouth, jester.

Oni: Make me. Lmao!

Malcolm: Wonderful, two lizards. I can make boots with one and a suit with the other. Where’s my shotgun?

Luci: You! You foul metallic human! Where are you?

Malcolm: Make that ‘when’. You and your primitive society.

Oni: Lmao! As always, Mister Shoe-is-Blue and Sir Metal-Foot fighting.

Malcolm: What did you just call me?

Luci: Ignore him. He’s not worth the time.

Oni: Lmao!

Addic: wtf is going on? You have to at lest introduce yourself before you fight, and yes you can fight, we don’t care, as long as it’s entertaining for the rest of us, fight on.

Oni: Alright. I’m of a reptilian/serpentine race, and I’m a jester. My favorite part of the job… insulting people.

Luci: Why must I be surrounded by fools? I am reptilian, and currently a god.

Malcolm: In your dreams, lizard. I’m a cyborg, and old.

Oni: What the hell is a ‘cyborg’?

Malcolm: Too complicated for your tiny snake brain to comprehend.

Oni: ‘Tiny snake brain’. That’s new. Lmao!

Luci: Malcolm, I might hate you, but this jester never shuts up. Quit acknowledging him, you are only making it worse for both of us.

Oni: Thank you, Big Wing. I didn’t realize you understood me.

Luci: Mine name is Luci, you fool!

Oni: Poor choice of words. I’m a jester, of course I’m a fool.

Addic: nice, I like you…um… ya, I like you

raef: ah, a fellow fool. you by trade, and i by nature.
corrin: UNFORTUNATE nature, as the rest of us must endure him
knox: WAIT WHEN DID ALL THESE NEW GUYS SHOW UP THEY'RE LIZARDS WUT
corrin: not lizards. reptilian/serpentine creatures. get it right.
raef: soup recipes?
(all): …
corrin: wut

Addic: ahh, yes. Do you new comers have any good soup recipes? Preferably with potatoes

Luci: We must endure this insufferable jester! Shut it and quit acknowledging him!

Malcolm: Lol, I didn’t realize you hated jesters so much.

Luci: I will find you, and reveal how much I hate you more.

Malcolm: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Oni: Do I even need to say something here? You two seem just fine by yourselves. Though, I am waiting on a certain vampire named Cass.

Luci: Vampire? No, do not tell me. Never tell me.

Malcolm: Ha, you idiots and your associations with others. I don’t have to deal with anyone, since everybody’s dead! I love nuclear holocausts.

Luci: Nuclear?

Oni: Roasted chicken over here. Lmao!

Malcolm: What are you talking about?

Oni: Roasted chicken. Frying a lizard in a nuclear holocaust (I have no idea what that is). Lmao!

raef:
corrin:
corrin: congrats, raef! we've found crazier people than you!
raef: what's that supposed to mean? i just have a messed-up backstory and an obsession with soup! that's normal in this universe!
corrin:
knox: not the soup part.
knox: HIIIIIIIII, lizardy guys! oh wait, you're a JESTER LIZARD? IS THAT RIGHT? AWESOME! also corrin is the partykiller of all of us. take him with a grain of salt…. actually, better take him with a whole shaker of salt.
corrin: i am literally offended rn
corrin: also the expression is party-pooper
knox: nah. once you literally killed the birthday dude
corrin: preens
corrin: i remember now! that was fun, we should do it again sometime~

Oni: Yes, I am known to be crazy, and yes, I’m a jester, though I’d say I’m more akin to a snake than a lizard. I don’t know, it’s hard to tell.

Luci: Certainly a snake, you insufferable trickster.

Oni: ,Y, … You know what that means? I’m sticking my tongue out at you. Though, it also does that automatically anyway, but I’ll never tell whether it was voluntary or involuntary.

Malcolm: Where’s my pistol so I can shoot off that tongue?

Oni: What is a pistol? And don’t touch my tongue, it’s beautiful.

Luci: …

Malcolm: Alright, I’m getting my pistol. I’ll be back.

Addic: quick, Oni tape-face.

Oni: ‘tape-face’? No idea what you mean.

Malcolm: Alright, where are you?

Oni: Roaming, as always. Try and find me, Roaster of Chickens.

Malcolm: …

Luci: I must admit, that was funny.

Oni: See? I knew you’d grow on me.

Luci: I still hate you.

Oni: They all say that.

Malcolm: A little flea on someone’s ***cheek. How cute. (That was sarcasm by the way). And now… got you. See you in a moment, jester.

Luci: …

Oni: Did he seriously find …

Luci: Well. Someone’s finally going after him.

Oni: … You missed! Lmao!

Malcolm: I won’t miss again. Just wait.

Addic: I find it hilarious that y’all are typing what your doing when you do it.

Oni: I try.

Luci: Fools. All fools.

Malcolm: Attention whore.

Oni: Yes, that’s me.

Malcolm: …

Luci: I would go to watch, but I already suspect how this will end. The weasel always wins.

Oni: … I’m glad you think that, Big Wing. And you missed again! You should be called Sir Stumped-Metal!

Malcolm: Yes, piss me off. That will help.

Oni: Lmao! That’s what I do best!

Addic: the weasel always wins…

corrin: that is disturbing and true

Oni: When did I go from a snake to a weasel?

Luci: You are both, jester.

Malcolm: … Haha!

Oni: What are you laughing at? You’re nowhere near me.

Malcolm: … How? How did you do that?

Oni: Skill, lmao!

Luci: The jester is fast, Malcolm. You are slow, very slow.

Malcolm: If only I could flip you off in person.

Addic: that’s what these little pictures are for: 🖕

Malcolm: I turned emojis off long ago. Besides it’s no fun sending a picture. I’d rather do it in person.

Luci: I roll mine eyes at you, foul human.

Malcolm: Have fun with that. I still want a suit from you.

Luci: You would not be able to remove a scale, yet alone wear a suit. It would crush your frail body.

Oni: I guess I’m out of luck. My scales are perfect for making boots. If you can catch me, lmao!

Malcolm: Whatever. And I may be slow, but I have my tricks and friends, as you’ll see.

Oni: Lmao, that you must rely on friends! Sure, I won’t deny that I have many, but I can handle myself quite well.

Malcolm: Not for long.

Luci: This is boring me. Shut it or I show up and electrocute both of you.

Cass: Oni, what the hell did you do? Why are the angry blue dragon dude and the crazy metal person trying to kill each other and you at the same time?
Ashene: "The angry blue dragon dude"? Where did you come up with that?
Tessa: I see this got so much more interesting.

corrin & raef in unison: truer words were never spoken

Cass, Ashene and Tessa: Wut?