forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

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Jon: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.
Therese: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

(friend sent me this one)

Animal control: what. the hell. were you thinking
Chiara: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic <3
Animal control: you released ostriches

Felix: I want to donate my husband's organs.
Doctor: I'm sorry for your los-
Felix: Shh- Here he comes.

Mel: Hey, someone told me you remind them of an owl.
Austin: Who?
Austin:
Austin: FUCK

But since they'd both do the same thing..

Austin: Hey, someone told me you remind them of an owl.
Mel: Who?
Mel:
Mel: FUCK

Jarrod: Felix, how do I get get revenge on my enemies?
Felix: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest! :)
Jarrod: …
Jarrod: Felix, since when…
Felix: Bricks.

Austin: If anyone needs me,
Austin: I'll be taking a nap in my room.
Austin: So suffer quietly please.

Marine: What. the hell. were you thinking.
Luffy: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic <3
Marine: Y-you released ostriches

Maeng: I'm so booooored, what are you doing right now?
Chansung: Grocery shopping with Mom.
Maeng: Didn't you say you're doing that with Hyungwon?
Chansung: That's what I said???

Jack: I think I'm the most responsible member of this group.
Jaesung: Yesterday, I let you into my room to let you borrow my shirt and you managed to set the room on fire.
Jack: There was a spider.

Minwoo: [very slowly and quietly opens a bag of chips]
Basil: [teleports in his doorway]
Minwoo, under his breath: Fucker.

Adrian: Coconut oil is made from coconuts. Vegetable oil is made from vegetables. So baby oil is-
Haeil: Can't we just have a nice family dinner for once?

Airport Security: Sir, I'm afraid you can't take that on the flight with you.
Matthew: [chugs the entire bottle]
Airport Security: I don't think that drinking that much vodka is healthy, sir.

Quinn: Coconut oil is made from coconuts. Vegetable oil is made from vegetables. So baby oil is-
Portia, rubbing her temples: Can't we just have a nice dinner for once?

Airport Security: Miss, I'm afraid you can't take that on the flight with you.
Geneva: Chugs the entire bottle
Airport Security: I don't think that drinking that much vodka is healthy, miss.
Geneva: I've done it before and I'll do it again.

babe, to a yelling customer in the bakery: ma'am. ma'am. ma'am. ma'am. ma'am. ma'am. ma'am. ma'am. ma'am. i don't care.

Estella: Coconut oil is made from coconuts. Vegetable oil is made from vegetables. So baby oil is-
Mihawk: Can't we just have a nice family dinner for once?

Airport Security: Miss, I'm afraid you can't take that on the flight with you.
Peregrine: Chugs the entire bottle
Airport Security: I don't think that drinking that much vodka is healthy, miss.
Peregrine: I've done it before and I'll do it again.

Azrael: What. the hell. were you thinking.
Allison: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic <3
Azrael: Y-you released ostriches

Airport Security: Ma'am, I'm afraid you can't take that on the flight with you.
Azrael: Chugs the entire bottle
Airport Security: I don't think that drinking that much vodka is healthy, ma'am.
Azrael: I've done it before and I'll do it again.

Allison: [very slowly and quietly opens a bag of chips]
Vozreal: [teleports in her doorway]
Allison, under her breath: Fucker.

Security: Sir, I'm afraid you can't take that on the boat with you.
Oliver: Chugs the entire bottle
Security: I don't think that drinking that much vodka is healthy, sir.
Oliver: I've done it before and I'll do it again.

Security: Sir, I'm afraid you can't take that on the boat with you.
The Sandman: Chugs the entire bottle
Security: I don't think that drinking that much vodka is healthy, sir.
The Sandman: I've done it before and I'll do it again.

Quill: [Very slowly and quietly opens a bag of chips]
Azazel: [Literally teleports in her doorway]
Quill, under her breath: Fucker.

Anthony: What. The hell. Were you thinking.
Quill: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic <3
Anthony: You released ostriches

Portia: What. The hell. Were you thinking.
Talia: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Vince: You released ostriches.

Usagi: I let my cat drink the bathtub water while I was in it.
Priest: Once again, kind of weird but not a sin.

Seokju: I hate boys!
Seokju: They're literally the worst.
Seokju: They all can just die- Never mind.
Basil: What?
Seokju: Blair finally replied.

C.Ro, being kidnapped: Will I need my toothbrush?
Kidnapper: Shut up.
C.Ro: I'm assuming that means you're providing the toothbrush.

Pearl: Love is for the way you look at me.
Chae: O is for the only one I see.
Khyung: V is very very extraordinary.
Astra: Egg.

Ezra: When corals get stressed, they die, so if I was a coral, I'd be dead.
Myung: What do corals even get stressed about anyways?
Jason and Phillip at the same time: Current events.
Myung: Get out. Both of you, get out.

Brian, texting: Hi, who's this? Holly changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Other person: What's mine?
Brian: "Dwarf."
Other person: I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Brian: Oh, hey Jackie.

Leo: You bored?
Crispin: Yeah.
Leo: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Crispin: Thought you'd never ask

Taven, with his leg stuck in a chair: Now, you may be asking, “How did you do this to yourself, Uncle Donald?”
Taven: Well, kids, I have no fucking clue either.

Brian: It feels like you’re being a little harsh.
Holly: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I’ll turn it up

Andor: It smells like puke married poop and had the ceremony in my nose.
Ara: You paint with words.

Gerard: When corals get stressed, they die, so if I was a coral, I'd be dead.
Caleb: What do corals even get stressed about anyways?
Leo: Current events.
Kit: Get out.

Brian: Love is for the way you look at me.
Holly: O is for the only one I see.
Jackie: V is very very extraordinary.
Andor: Egg.

Airport Security: Sir, I'm afraid you can't take that on the flight with you.
Andor: Chugs the entire bottle
Airport Security: I don't think that drinking that much vodka is healthy, ma'am.
Andor: I've done it before and I'll do it again.

Kit: I think I'm the most responsible member of this group.
Crispin: Yesterday, I let you into my room to let you borrow my shirt and you managed to set the room on fire.
Kit: There was a spider.

Ara: If anyone needs me,
Ara: I'll be taking a nap in my room.
Ara: So suffer quietly please.

Brian: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for thot in a pot.
Brian: *Throws a pot at Holly*
Holly, rolling up her sleeves: Get ready for bitch in a ditch.

Farli: Hey, someone told me you remind them of an owl.
Taven: Who?
Taven:
Taven: FUCK

Ara: Where's Andor?
Dallas: Up on the roof.
Ara: tHE ROOF?!!
Dallas: Relax, he's wearing sunscreen .

Kristi, texting: Hi, who's this? Peter changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Other person: What's mine?
Kristi: "Dwarf."
Other person: I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Kristi: Oh, hey Kate.

Jackson: You bored?
Geneva: Yeah.
Jackson: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Geneva: Thought you'd never ask.

Jackson: It feels like you’re being a little harsh.
Geneva: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I’ll turn it up

Ginny: It smells like puke married poop and had the ceremony in my nose.
Anne: You paint with words.

Victor: When corals get stressed, they die, so if I was a coral, I'd be dead.
Henry: What do corals even get stressed about anyways?
Jackson: Current events.
Geneva: Get out.

Geneva: If anyone needs me…
Geneva: I'll be taking a nap in my room.
Geneva: So suffer quietly please.

Here's some Sabo and Tori being a dynamic duo

Tori: When corals get stressed, they die, so if I was a coral, I'd be dead.
Hack: What do corals even get stressed about anyways?
Sabo: Current events.
Koala: Get out.

Tori: You bored?
Sabo: Yeah.
Tori: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Sabo: Thought you'd never ask.

Sabo: I think I'm the most responsible member of this group.
Tori: Yesterday, I let you into my room to let you borrow my shirt and you set the room on fire.
Sabo: There was a spider.

Tori: L is for the way you look at me.
Koala: O is for the only one I see.
Hack: V is very very extraordinary.
Sabo: Egg.

Sabo: Coconut oil is made from coconuts. Vegetable oil is made from vegetables. So baby oil is-
Dragon: Can't we just have a nice family dinner for once?

Sabo: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.
Tori: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

Vozreal: Hi, who's this? Azrael changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Other person: What's mine?
Vozreal: "Dwarf."
Other person: I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Vozreal: Oh, hey Allison.

Vozreal: You bored?
Lucifer: Yeah.
Vozreal: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Lucifer: Thought you'd never ask.

Allison: It feels like you’re being a little harsh.
Rachel: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I’ll turn it up

Azrael: It smells like puke married poop and had the ceremony in my nose.
Allison: You paint with words.

Allison: When corals get stressed, they die, so if I was a coral, I'd be dead.
Vozreal: What do corals even get stressed about anyways?
Azrael: Current events.
Allison: Get out.

Azrael: If anyone needs me…
Azrael: I'll be taking a nap in my room.
Azrael: So suffer quietly please.

Carter: I think I'm the most responsible member of this group.
Louis: Yesterday, I let you into my room to let you borrow my shirt and you set the room on fire.
Carter: There was a spider.

Trinity: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.
Louis: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

Portia: When corals get stressed, they die, so if I was a coral, I'd be dead.
Vince: What do corals even get stressed about anyways?
Quinn: Current events.
Portia: Get out.

Oscar, texting: Hi, who's this? Ginny changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Other person: What's mine?
Oscar: "Dwarf."
Other person: I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Oscar: Oh, hey Anne.

Percy: It feels like you’re being a little harsh.
Anne: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I’ll turn it up

Alessandra: If anyone needs me…
Alessandra: I'll be taking a nap in my room.
Alessandra: So suffer quietly please.

cisco: it feels like you're being a little condescending
nicky: thanks, good note. i was going for extremely condescending. i'll turn it up

Andor: When life gives you lemonade, make lemons.
Andor: Life will be like "Whaaaat?!"

Matthew: Don’t tell me you’re behind this?
Alexander: Sadly no, though I do applaud any and all violence directed at you

Milo: Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would!

Matthew: You have a lot of nerve showing up here.
Alexander: You have a lot of nerve being alive!

Andor: Can we get a birthday cake?
Ara: It isn't your birthday though?
Andor: The cake doesn't know that.

Caleb: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Crispin: Well, which one? I can’t do both.

Taven: *counting on his fingers*
Farli: I just asked how old you are
Taven: Can you shut up for a second

Christopher: Don’t tell me you’re behind this?
Gabriel: Sadly no, though I do applaud any and all violence directed at you.

Oleander: Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would!

Cordelia: You have a lot of nerve showing up here.
Gabriel: You have a lot of nerve being alive!

Ginny: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Anne: Well, which one? I can’t do both.

Oleander, after getting unpossessed: I said I'd try to be a better person, that still doesn't make me a good person!

Maeng: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Sebastian: Wasn't Minwoo with you?
Minwoo: In my defense, I was left unsupervised too.

Adrian: Friendly reminder that planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.
Moonjo:
Moonjo: I've only known you for two seconds and that's the first thing you-
Halo: I AGREE!

Pearl: Nari, are you okay?
Nari, crying: Yeah, it's just these onions.
Pearl, pointing a knife at the onions: What did you do to my daughter?

Ashley: Where's Sanghun?
AJ: Locked in the bathroom.
Ashley: What is he doing there?
AJ: Crying. But that's probably because I locked him in there.

Orion: Jail is no fun, I'll tell you that.
Jason: You've been?
Orion: Once, in Monopoly.

Quill: Friendly reminder that planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.
Anthony:
Anthony: I've only known you for two seconds and that's the first thing you-
Cyrus: I AGREE!

Quill: Jail is no fun, I'll tell you that.
Perry: You've been?
Quill: Once, in Monopoly.

Jack: Do you sell Happy Meals?
Server: We do!
Jack: Great, can I get that but without the Meal?
Server:
Jack: Please

Jack: The Venn diagram of things I find funny and reasons I’m going to Hell is a circle.

Silas: Don’t tell me you’re behind this?
Daniella: Sadly no, though I do applaud any and all violence directed at you.

Kym: Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would!

Daniella: You have a lot of nerve showing up here.
Silas: You have a lot of nerve being alive!

Rune: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Octavia: Well, which one? I can’t do both.

Harper: Friendly reminder that planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.
Beck:
Beck: I've only known you for two seconds and that's the first thing you-
Casey: I AGREE!

Nell: Jail is no fun, I'll tell you that.
Therese: You've been?
Nell: Once, in Monopoly.

Beck: Do you sell Happy Meals?
Server: We do!
Beck: Great, can I get that but without the Meal?
Server:
Beck: Please-

Oleander: The Venn diagram of things I find funny and reasons I’m going to Hell is a circle.

Kym: The Venn diagram of things I find funny and reasons I’m going to Hell is a circle.