Brook: Azami, you can play the piano?
Azami: Yeah, lowkey.
Azami: [plays the lowest key on the piano]
This would have been swapped if Brook wasn't a real live(dead, yohohoho) musician
Nami: The sun is shining bright today.
Azami: [looks at Luffy]
Azami: Yeah.
Nami: Where's Zoro?
Azami: Up on top of the crow's nest.
Nami: THE CROW'S NEST??
Azami: Relax. He's got sunscreen on.
Azami: Whenever people say,"You'll regret that in the morning", I sleep till noon because I'm a problem solver.
Octavia: How do I delete the phone function on my phone?
Rune: What?
Octavia: I don't want phone calls.
Sam: I don't care what anyone says, the cookie part is the best part of an Oreo.
Nathaniel: Darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Sam: Yo Socrates, it's a cookie.
Sam: Josiah, how do I get get revenge on my enemies.
Josiah: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest! :)
Sam: …
Sam: Alene, how do I-
Alene: Bricks.
Alene: Tall people. If we are walking, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I cannot keep up with you TITANS!
Josiah: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve.
Kym, rolling down the car window: Is there a problem, officer?
Cop: Get the fuck out of my car.
Alene: I'm a sophisticated adult, okay?
Alene: Just last week I purchased a vegetable!
Alene: I hate losing more than I like winning
Alex: I'm a sophisticated adult, okay?
Emma: You're 14
Alex: Just last week I purchased a vegetable!
Alex: I hate losing more than I like winning
Emma: THIS WOMAN
Emma: MAKES ME GAYYYY
Geneva: I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 7 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.
Octavia: I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 10 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.
Allison: I don't care what anyone says, the cookie part is the best part of an Oreo.
Azrae: Darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Allison: Yo Socrates, it's a cookie.
Azrael, talking about Hellyn: THIS WOMAN
Azrael: MAKES ME GAYYYY
Allison: Whenever people say, "You'll regret that in the morning", I sleep till noon because I'm a problem solver.
Lucas: Esther, how do I get get revenge on my enemies?
Esther: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest! :)
Lucas: …
Lucas: Maia, how do I-
Maia: Bricks.
Maia: Tall people. If we are walking, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I cannot keep up with you.
Cedar: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve.
Cedar: I'm a sophisticated adult, okay?
Cedar: Just last week I purchased a vegetable!
Oberon: I hate losing more than I like winning
Mugger: Give me your wallet and you won't get hurt.
Chansung: [handing over his wallet] Wanna be my friend?
Mugger: No.
Chansung: [takes wallet back] But you said… ;(
Sebastian: If you kill a killer, the number of killers stay the same.
Matthew and Jack, simultaneously: Kill two.
Khyung: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Astra: The audacity.
Pearl: You're not gonna stop staring at us like a lost kitten until we say yes, are you?
Nari, with a basket of puppies: [shakes her head aggressively]
Tony: I forbid you from taking another step down those stairs.
Ezra: Okay.
Ezra: [jumps out the window]
Myung: What's it called when you kill a friend?
Jason: Homiecide.
Phillip: Murder.
Jason: Homiecide.
Anthony: I forbid you from taking another step down those stairs.
Cyrus: Okay
Cyrus: [Jumps out the window]
Quill: I hate losing more than I like winning
Blaire: That feeling you get when you're angry
Blaire, later: I've just been informed that that's called anger
Emmett: I've tried opening my mouth and saying words before and I've gotta say, I'm not a fan
Cyrus: LGBT stands for Let's Go To Bed.
Aria: We're here, we're queer, and we're very tired.
Dally: That's LGTB?
Anthony: This is why we need to go to bed
Trix: I forbid you from taking another step down those stairs.
Lyra: Okay
Lyra: Jumps out the window
Kate: I hate losing more than I like winning
Beck: I've tried opening my mouth and saying words before and I've gotta say, I'm not a fan
Jackson: LGBT stands for Let's Go To Bed.
Henry: We're here, we're queer, and we're very tired.
Victor: That's LGTB?
Geneva: This is why we need to go to bed
Mugger: Give me your wallet and you won't get hurt.
Oliver: handing over his wallet Wanna be my friend?
Mugger: No.
Oliver: takes wallet back But you said… :(
Sam: If you kill a killer, the number of killers stay the same.
Lila and Theo, simultaneously: Kill two.
Maya: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Lila: The audacity.
Lila: You're not gonna stop staring at us like a lost kitten until we say yes, are you?
Oliver, with a basket of puppies: [shakes his head aggressively]
Mr. Gerard: I forbid you from taking another step down those stairs.
Sam: Okay.
Sam: jumps out the window
Estella: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Peregrine: The audacity.
Shanks: I forbid you from taking another step down those stairs.
Estella: Okay.
Estella: jumps out the window
The funny thing is Shanks would 100% do this
Azami: LGBT stands for Let's Go To Bed.
Estella: We're here, we're queer, and we're very tired.
Peregrine: That's LGTB?
Teigi: This is why we need to go to bed.
Peregrine: That feeling you get when you're angry
Peregrine, later: I've just been informed that that's called anger
Shanks: What's it called when you kill a friend?
Estella: Homiecide.
Peregrine: Murder.
Estella: Homiecide.
Mugger: Give me your wallet and you won't get hurt.
Nell, handing over her wallet: Wanna be my friend?
Mugger: No.
Nell, taking her wallet back: But you said… :(
Portia: If you kill a killer, the number of killers stay the same.
Lyra and Trix, simultaneously: Kill two.
Peter: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Kate: The audacity.
Rhoda: I forbid you from taking another step down those stairs!
Talia: Okay.
Talia: Jumps out the window
Vince: What's it called when you kill a friend?
Talia: Homiecide.
Portia: Murder.
Talia: Homiecide
Henry: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Marie: The audacity.
Henry: LGBT stands for Let's Go To Bed.
Richard: We're here, we're queer, and we're very tired.
Cosette: That's LGTB?
Marie: This is why we need to go to bed.
Marie: I hate losing more than I like winning.
Quill: What's it called when you kill a friend?
Cyrus: Homiecide.
Anthony: Murder.
Cyrus: Homiecide.
Cyrus: Hey, someone told me you remind them of an owl.
Quill: Who?
Quill:
Quill: FUCK
Knight: Well, Ash and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Ash: Sentences.
Knight: Don't interrupt me.
Maestro: It's not gay if I want to date Damian, but as bros, right?
Saint: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.
PJ, eating chips: I'm an expert. That's gay.
Lyz: I want to donate my husband's organs.
Doctor: I'm sorry for your los-
Lyz: Shh- Here he comes.
Louis: I'm the cool parent. That's my thing. I'm hip. I surf the web. I text.
Louis: LOL, laugh out loud. OMG, oh my God. WTF, why the face?
Louis: I know all the dances to High School Musical soooo….
Jaeseok: Here's your birthday card!
Dae, opening it: Aw, thanks dear!
Dae:
Dae: …Did you handwrite "asjsklaksjafsa ily"?
Jaeseok: And I meant every word.
Carmen: Have a nice day!
Usagi: Don't tell me what to do.
Alessandra: Percy and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Percy: Sentences.
Alessandra: Don't interrupt me.
Nathaniel: It's not gay if I want to date Oscar but as bros, right?
Aristotle: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.
Percy, eating chips: I'm an expert. That's gay.
Edgar: I want to donate my brother's organs.
Doctor: I'm sorry for your los-
Edgar: Shh- here he comes.
Aaron: I'm the cool parent. That's my thing. I'm hip. I surf the web. I text.
Aaron: LOL, laugh out loud. OMG, oh my God. WTF, why the face?
Aaron: I know all the dances to High School Musical soooo….
Fern: Here's your birthday card!
Huxley, opening it: Thank you.
Huxley:
Huxley: …Did you handwrite "asjsklaksjafsa ily"?
Fern: And I meant every word.
Martha: Have a nice day!
Geneva: Don't tell me what to do.
Shanks: It's not gay if I want to date Mihawk, but as bros, right?
Perona: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.
Peregrine, eating chips: I'm an expert. That's gay.
Zoro: I want to donate my husband's organs.
Doctor: I'm sorry for your los-
Zoro: Shh- Here he comes.
Vivi: Here's your birthday card!
Nami, opening it: Aw, thanks dear!
Nami:
Nami: …Did you handwrite "asjsklaksjafsa ily"?
Vivi: And I meant every word.
Sanji: Hey, someone told me you remind them of an owl.
Zoro: Who?
Zoro:
Zoro: FUCK
Mugger: Give me your wallet and you won't get hurt.
Jax, handing over her wallet: Wanna be my friend?
Mugger: No.
Jax, taking her wallet back: But you said… :(
Azami: Makino, how do I get get revenge on my enemies?
Makino: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest! :)
Azami: …
Azami: Shanks, how do I-
Shanks: Bricks.
Estella: Let’s fight like gentlemen, with a proper sword fight.
Estella: [Pulls out a gun and shoots the other person immediately]
Harper: Hey, someone told me you remind them of an owl.
Beck: Who?
Beck:
Beck: FUCK
Mugger: Give me your wallet and you won't get hurt.
Fern, handing over her wallet: Wanna be my friend?
Mugger: No.
Fern, taking her wallet back: But you said… :(
Della: Jackson, how do I get get revenge on my enemies?
Jackson: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest! :)
Della: …
Della: Geneva, how do I-
Geneva: Bricks.
Anthony: It's not gay if I want to date Sam, but as bros, right?
Quill: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.
Cyrus, eating chips: I'm an expert. That's gay.
Quill: Here's your birthday card!
Elias, opening it: Aw, thanks!
Elias:
Elias: …Did you handwrite "asjsklaksjafsa ily"?
Quill: And I meant every word.
Cyrus: Quill, how do I get revenge on my enemies?
Quill: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest! :)
Cyrus: …
Cyrus: Jack, how do I-
Jack: Arson.
Aquila: Tall people. If we are walking, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I cannot keep up with you.
Fallon, standing triumphantly over her: That's ok, just grab a pair of rollerblades and hang onto my sleeve.
Chiara: I don't care what anyone says, the cookie part is the best part of an Oreo.
Lyra: Darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Chiara: Yo, Socrates? it's a cookie.
(!!! I named them now!!! my nb diety is here and they will not hesitate to throw hands-)
Nikora: You ever notice how almost all laws use “he” or “she” in their clauses?
Nikora: …Which means that I, a person who uses they/them, am above the law, and thus can not be arrested.
Officer:
Officer: just get in the car.
Fallon: Where's Liam?!?
Chiara: Up on the roof.
Fallon: tHE ROOF?!!
Chiara: Relax, he's wearing sunscreen .
Aquila: Lyra, how do I get revenge on my enemies?
Lyra: Aw, sweetie, I've been there multiple times. You see, right now you may want to get even, maybe cause pain to whoever is hurting you. But from what I've learned throughout my years, that truly never helps, the best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest. <3
Aquila: …
Aquila: Mica, how do I-
Mica: Bricks.
Mica: …Hey Fallon, why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Fallon: They needed adult supervision.
Therese: Tall people. If we are walking, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I cannot keep up with you.
Nell: That's okay, just grab a pair of rollerblades and hang onto my sleeve.
Ansel: I don't care what anyone says, the cookie part is the best part of an Oreo.
Oliver: Darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Darius: Yo, Socrates? it's a cookie.
Ilona: You ever notice how almost all laws use “he” or “she” in their clauses?
Ilona: …Which means that I, a person who uses they/them, am above the law, and thus can not be arrested.
Officer:
Officer: Just get in the car.
Marcus: Where's Jon?
Oliver: Up on the roof.
Marcus: tHE ROOF?!!
Oliver: Relax, he's wearing sunscreen .
Vince: Hey Portia? Why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Portia: They needed adult supervision.
Allison: It's not gay if I want to date Faith, but as gals, right?
Vozreal: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.
Azrael, eating chips: I'm an expert. That's gay.
Allison: Here's your birthday card!
Azrael, opening it: Aw, thanks dear!
Azrael:
Azrael: …Did you handwrite "asjsklaksjafsa ily"?
Allison: And I meant every word.
Life: You ever notice how almost all laws use “he” or “she” in their clauses?
Life: …Which means that I, a person who uses they/them, am above the law, and thus can not be arrested.
Officer:
Officer: Just get in the car.
Azrael: Where's Vozreal?
Allison: Up on the roof.
Azrael: tHE ROOF?!!
Allison: Relax, he's wearing sunscreen .
Azrael: Hey Allison? Why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Allison: They needed adult supervision.
Anne: Did you buy the eggs like I asked?
Ginny: Even better!
Anne: ..What did you-
Ginny, holding a chicken: Her name is Egg!
Gabriel: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.
Gabriel: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
Ethan: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for thot in a pot.
Ethan: Throws a pot at Darlene
Darlene, rolling up her sleeves: Get ready for bitch in a ditch.
Cordelia: You what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn't even sorry.
Christopher: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.
Cordelia: Darlene told me instead of being sad I should, "go get it girl". So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Trinity: Get what?
Cordelia: Unclear. I'll just get everything to be safe.
Louis: Do you want a couple extra minutes before the meeting?
Cordelia: No, we die like men.
Darlene: Ugh, why is it always "like men".
Trinity: We die like men, unprepared and useless.
Trinity: If you hurt Darlene, I'll kill you.
Cordelia: If I hurt Darlene, I'll kill myself.
Trinity: Not if I kill you first.
Darlene: Pleasure to watch you two interact, as always.
Carter, trying to cheer Darlene up: Come on, Darling, Cordelia can't be good at everything. Who knows, maybe she's a terrible kisser.
Darlene: No, she's good at that to.
Carter: Well, there has to be someth-
Carter: Wait, what?
Quill: Cyrus told me instead of being sad I should, "go get it, girl". So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Dally: Get what?
Quill: Unclear. I'll just get everything to be safe.
Jack, trying to cheer Tyl up: Come on, kid, Azazel can't be good at everything. Who knows, maybe they're a terrible kisser.
Tyl: No, they're good at that to.
Jack: Well, there has to be someth-
Jack: Wait, what?
(So I'm interested in Aaron, I love Fallon, and Nell is tall?)
(So not exactly tall, but tall compared to Therese)
Daniella: Did you buy the eggs like I asked?
Josaih: Even better!
Daniella: ..What did you-
Josiah, holding a chicken: Her name is Egg!
Rune: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.
Octavia: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
Orion, to all his Marked kids: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for thot in a pot.
Orion: Throws a pot at Kym
Kym, rolling up her sleeves: Get ready for bitch in a ditch.
(They are such a great couple and they don't even know it.)
Nathaniel: You what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn't even sorry.
Silas: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.
