Jungwoo, dumping a bug full of jelly on the table: Tonight, WE FEAST!
JJ: This is not as bad as it looks. I can explain what happened.
Taeok: If you can explain how Jungwoo fitted into that fridge, I'd be impressed.
Elijah: Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will".
Byungho: I will my parents loved me.
Byungho: Do you take constructive criticism?
C.Ro: No, I only take cash or credit.
Gáius: This is not as bad as it looks. I can explain what happened.
Gaudári: If you can explain how ‘Kaion fitted into that fridge, I'd be impressed.
Gaudári: Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will".
Karák: I will my father loved me.
Andor: My worst fear is committing tax fraud because I'm an idiot.
Taven: Wow, I've never been this far from home before.
Taven: *taking a step forward* Now I've never been this far.
Taven: *taking another step forward* And now I've never been this far!
Cal: Where's a cliff when you need one?
Ara: We need to talk.
Andor: Oh. You want me to go home?
Ara: No, the opposite of that.
Andor:…. I want you to go home?
Crispin: I finally found a way to stop myself from buying more knives
Kit: Oh really
Crispin: Yes, I don't think I'll ever buy another
Kit: Is it because you bought all of them?
Crispin: Yes. Yes I did.
Brian: Do you take constructive criticism?
Holly: No, I only take cash or credit.
Kit: Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will".
Crispin: I will my parents loved me.
Some random cop: You have the right to remain silent.
Andor: But do I have the ability?
Beck: My worst fear is committing tax fraud because I'm an idiot.
Georgie: Wow, I've never been this far from home before!
Georgie, taking a step forward: Now I've never been this far!
Georgie, taking another step forward: And now I've never been this far!
Gabriel, under his breath: Where's a cliff when you need one?
Jackson: Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will".
Victor: I will my parents loved me.
Vetáki: Wow, I've never been this far from home before.
Vetáki: taking a step forward Now I've never been this far.
Vetáki: taking another step forward And now I've never been this far!
Karák: Where's a cliff when you need one?
Zol: We need to talk.
Gaudári: Oh. You want me to go home?
Zol: No, the opposite of that.
Gáius:…. She wants you to go home?
Cordelia: We need to talk.
Christopher: Oh. You want me to go home?
Cordelia: No, the opposite of that.
Georgie:….he wants you to go home?
Haeil: You really are campaigning for the asshole of the year, aren't you?
Seokju: As defending champion, perhaps you're nervous?
Adrian: Who wants to overthrow the government with me?
Minwoo: Me.
Chansung: Can I come?
Adrian: Of course, we strike at midnight.
Chansung, pouting: But that's past my bedtime.
Adrian: Anarchy has no bedtime.
Sebastian: You can never say "bubbles" in a threatening way.
Basil: Bet.
[later]
Kimin: Can anyone tell me why Basil is angrily screaming "bubbles" on the roof?
Jack: I think I found a way to make money.
Matthew: You'd make a decent stripper.
Jack: I'd make an amazing stripper, but that's now what I'm talking about.
Lucas: You really are campaigning to be asshole of the year, aren't you?
Chan: As defending champion, perhaps you're nervous?
Zephyr: Who wants to overthrow the government with me?
Ren: Me.
Chan: Can I come?
Zephyr: Of course, we strike at midnight.
Chan, pouting: But that's past my bedtime.
Zephyr: Anarchy has no bedtime
Ren: Can you not Chan this into a weirder situation than it already is?
Chan: Did you just use me as a verb???
Zephyr: What's the most powerful card?
Elyas: Ace of spades! You can't beat it!
Lucas, whipping out a uno-reverse card: Wrong.
Himari: My worst fear is committing tax fraud because I'm an idiot.
Chan, running through the apartment: Yay! It's my birthday today!!!
Lucas, turning to the camera: Due to unavoidable reasons, I will be mad today
Lucas to Chan: If any of my words ever hurt you, just tell me.
Lucas: I'll say them to you again.
Himari: Hey Ren?
Ren: Yes?
Himari: Quick question - can someone breath inside a washing machine while it's on?
Ren: Uh, no but why-
Ren:
Himari:
Ren: Where's Chan?
Chan: Yum, thanks
Kidnapper: I said stop eating the ducktape
Kidnapper: [puts more tape over his mouth]
Kidnapper: I said stop eating it-
Lucas: What do you want to do? We've got time to kill
Elyas: Alright, any particular targets in mind, or are we just freestyling it?
Lucas: What
Elyas: What
Theo: You really are campaigning to be asshole of the year, aren't you?
Sam: As defending champion, perhaps you're nervous?
Lila: Who wants to overthrow the government with me?
Sam: Me.
Oliver: Can I come?
Lila: Of course, we strike at midnight.
Oliver, pouting: But that's past my bedtime.
Lila: Anarchy has no bedtime
Drew: Can you not Evelyn this into a weirder situation than it already is?
Evelyn: Did you just use me as a verb???
Theo: What's the most powerful card?
Oliver: Ace of spades! You can't beat it!
Anna, whipping out a uno-reverse card: Wrong.
Oliver: My worst fear is committing tax fraud because I'm an idiot.
Sam: Yum, thanks
Kidnapper: I said stop eating the ducktape
Kidnapper: [puts more tape over her mouth]
Kidnapper: I said stop eating it-
Oliver: What do you want to do? We've got time to kill
Lila: Alright, any particular targets in mind, or are we just freestyling it?
Oliver: What
Lila: What
Geneva: You really are campaigning to be asshole of the year, aren't you?
Jackson: As defending champion, are you're nervous?
Quinn: Who wants to overthrow the syndicates with me?
Talia: Me.
Jayson: Can I come?
Quinn: Of course, we strike at midnight.
Jayson, pouting: But that's past my bedtime.
Talia: Anarchy has no bedtime
Quinn: Can you not Natalia this into a weirder situation than it already is?
Talia: Did you just use me as a verb?
Samuel: What's the most powerful card?
Darius: Ace of spades! You can't beat it!
Nich, whipping out a Uno Reverse card: Wrong.
Ness: What do you want to do? We've got time to kill
Lyra: Alright, any particular targets in mind, or are we just freestyling it?
Ness: What?
Lyra: What
Ankro: What do you want to do? We've got time to kill.
Karák: Alright, any particular targets in mind, or are we just freestyling it?
Haidráqo: What?
Karák: What.
((we're going to kill Time himself))
(Sort of like in that one Rudolph movie)
Hyungwon: You're the absolute sweetest boy. You're my favorite. You're the be-
Matthew: Which meme do you want me to explain now?
Chansung: [takes a sip of his fruit punch and slams it down onto the table]
Chansung: Here's the thing. If Santa Claus know when kids are naughty or nice, then he knew that Rudolph was being bullied!
Jack: What are you thinking about?
Minwoo: If a duck and a chick had a baby together, would it be called a chuck?
Jack:
Jack: Or a dick?
Kimin: [wearing Jaesung's glasses]
Kimin: How do I look?
Jaesung: I have no idea.
Adrian: So what did you do today?
Haeil: I went to the park and saw a kid on the swing set. He swung really hard and fell flat on his face, so that was pretty fun.
Adrian: Was the kid okay?
Haeil: Yeah he was fine.
Adrian: How do you know?
Haeil: I was the kid.
Barry: Takes a sip of his fruit punch and slams it down onto the table
Barry: Here's the thing. If Santa Claus know when kids are naughty or nice, then he knew that Rudolph was being bullied!
Marisol: So what did you do today?
Beck: I went to the park and saw a kid on the swing set. He swung really hard and fell flat on his face, so that was pretty fun.
Marisol: Was the kid okay?
Beck: Yeah, he was fine.
Marisol: How do you know?
Beck: I was the kid.
Jax: Takes a sip of her fruit punch and slams it down onto the table
Jax: Here's the thing. If Santa Claus know when kids are naughty or nice, then he knew that Rudolph was being bullied!
Nami: So what did you do today?
Azami: I went to the park and saw a kid on the swing set. She swung really hard and fell flat on her face, so that was pretty fun.
Nami: Was the kid okay?
Azami: Yeah, she was fine.
Nami: How do you know?
Azami: I was the kid.
Henry, wearing Victor's glasses: How do I look?
Victor: I have no idea.
Spencer: So what did you do today?
Alex: I went to the park and saw a kid on the swing set. He swung really hard and fell flat on his face, so that was pretty fun.
Spencer: Was the kid okay?
Quinn: Yeah, he was fine.
Spencer: How do you know?
Quinn: I was the kid.
Dallas: Man, I could never be a 911 dispatcher.
Holly: Yeah, I don't think I could either.
Dallas: I mean, I hate talking on the phone at the best of times. I need to call about the warranty on my headphones and I've been putting that off for like two months.
Holly: What the hell? Do you want me to do it for you?
Ara: So what did you do today?
Andor: I went to the park and saw a kid on the swing set. He swung really hard and fell flat on his face, so that was pretty fun.
Ara: Was the kid okay?
Andor: Yeah, he was fine.
Ara: How do you know?
Andor: I was the kid.
Kit: What do you want to do? We've got time to kill.
Crispin: Alright, any particular targets in mind, or are we just freestyling it?
Kit: What?
Crispin: What.
Ara: Can you not Andor this into a weirder situation than it already is?
Andor: Did you just use me as a verb?
Beck: Man, I could never be a 911 dispatcher.
Marisol: Yeah, I don't think I could either.
Beck: I mean, I hate talking on the phone at the best of times. I need to call about the warranty on my headphones and I've been putting that off for like two months.
Marisol: What the hell? Do you want me to do it for you?
Quinn: What do you want to do? We've got time to kill.
Talia: Alright, any particular targets in mind, or are we just freestyling it?
Quinn: What?
Talia: What.
Haeil: I'd chant "Bloody Mary" in my car side mirror three times and watch her jog to try to keep up.
Matthew: Even a dick to demons, I see.
Maeng, angrily: You wanna fight??? You wanna catch these hands???
Basil:
Basil: [holds Maeng's little fists]
Maeng: Okay, I'm calm now.
Hyungwon: Jaesung, can you turn the lights on?
Jaesung: I don't have to, you're the only light that I need in my life.
Hyungwon: I-
Jack: FUCKING TURN IT ON! WE CAN'T SEE!
Adrian: [lays across a table trying to be seductive]
Adrian: Hey- [table breaks]
Geneva: I'd chant "Bloody Mary" in my car side mirror three times and watch her job to try to keep up.
Jackson: Even a dick to demons, I see.
New ship? New ship!
Anne: Ginny, can you turn the lights on?
Ginny: I don't have to, you're the only light that I need in my life.
Anne: That's very sweet and all, but I can't see.
Ginny: Lays across a table trying to be seductive
Ginny, winking at Anne: Hey-
The table: Breaks
Quill: I love the term “partners.” It’s so ambiguous.
Quill: Are we lovers or are we robbing a bank together? Wouldn’t you like to know!
Karma: I'd chant "Bloody Mary" in my car side mirror three times and watch her jog to try to keep up.
Quill: Even a dick to other demons, I see.
Anthony: What do you want to do? We've got time to kill.
Jack: Alright, any particular targets in mind, or are we just freestyling it?
Anthony: What
Jack: What
Maneg: I think Jaesung messed up our school lunches, look.
Maneg: [holds up a post-it note that says "I love you so much!"]
Chansung: Oh, that explains this then.
Chansung: [holds up a post-it note that says "Please be good. For the love of God, be good."]
Jaeseok: Have you ever been cheated on?
Louis:
Louis: My dog one time ran to Dasun first.
Ezra: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited.
Tony, just passing by: "If."
Fen: Great. The only party I've ever been invited to and he might not die.
AJ: If you're ever bored and alone…
AJ: Punch an orphan, who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Pearl: Okay, you know what!? You're on time out! GET ON TOP OF THAT FRIDGE!
Astra, climbing on the fridge: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
Byungho: Why have I been getting texts from JJ saying he'll yeet me out of the solar system.
Jungwoo: I told him that I loved you more than him.
Sanji: Okay, you know what!? You're on time out! GET ON TOP OF THAT FRIDGE!
Luffy, climbing on the fridge: This ship is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
Luffy: I think Torao messed up our school lunches, look.
Luffy: [holds up a post-it note that says "I love you so much!"]
Jax: Oh, that explains this then.
Jax: [holds up a post-it note that says "Please be good. For the love of God, be good."]
Estella: I love the term “partners.” It’s so ambiguous.
Estella: Are we lovers or are we robbing a bank together? Wouldn’t you like to know!
Estella: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited.
Peregrine, just passing by: "If."
Shanks: Great. The greatest party I've ever been invited to and she might not die.
Law: Can you not Azami this into a weirder situation than it already is?
Azami: Did you just use me as a verb?
Richard: What are you thinking about?
Henry: If a duck and a chick had a baby together, would it be called a chuck?
Richard:
Richard: Or a dick?
Marie: Can you not Henry this into a weirder situation than it already is?
Henry: Did you just use me as a verb?
Henry: Richard, can you turn the lights on?
Richard: I don't have to, you're the only light that I need in my life.
Henry: That's very sweet and all, but I can't see.
Henry: I love the term “partners.” It’s so ambiguous.
Henry: Are we lovers or are we robbing a bank together? Wouldn’t you like to know!
Anne: Can you not Virginia this into a weirder situation than it already is?
Ginny: Hold on, did you just use my name as a verb?
Anne: I love the term “partners.” It’s so ambiguous.
Anne: Are we lovers or are we robbing a bank together? Wouldn’t you like to know!
(my enby hasn’t been named yet so I can’t currently use this, but I want to save it for later:)
Person1: You ever notice how almost all laws use “he” or “she” in their clauses?
Person1: …Which means that I, a person who uses they/them, am above the law, and thus can not be arrested.
Officer:
Officer: just get in the car.