Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

(Indeed. But the real question is if she'd kick his ass. She's actually extremely weak for a fae bc she's a product of an "unholy union" and has wayyy less magic.)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

(He's obscenely powerful when he's at his worst due to being possessed by an extremely powerful being, so he would unfortunately probably win.)

@Althalosian-is-the-father

(Though she can seduce like a Bard so she might even the playing field that way.)

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(im kinda confused is this just a page of incorrect quotes with OCs?)

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(Oh cool)

@threesacult

Karma: I woke up like this ;)
Cyrus: Bitch go back to sleep

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Oleander: I woke up like this ;)
Lavinia: Go back to sleep.

((this chat was a godsend bcs i used to spam my best friend with these with my own characters plugged and now i can do it somewhere she sees, but where others can also get a taste of how stupid my characters are))

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(1001st post)

@Williamnot

Happy 1001 posts!
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Airport Security: Miss, I'm afraid you can't take that on the flight with you.
Felix: Chugs the entire bottle
Airport Security: There's no way you're 21, where are your parents?! We're going to need to get you to the hospital.
Felix: I was going to polish it off during the flight and now I'm going to be thirsty >:(
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Felix, being kidnapped: Will I need my toothbrush?
Kidnapper: Shut up.
Felix: I'm assuming that means you're providing the toothbrush.
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Mel: Love is for the way you look at me.
Felix: O is for the only one I see.
Jarrod: V is very very extraordinary.
Austin: Egg.
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Felix: I think I'm the most responsible member of this group.
Jarrod: Not even an hour ago you shot the wall 7 times with your fucking Desert Eagle.
Felix: There was a spider.

@knightinadream

Minwoo: Tonight I'm going to bed early!
Minwoo: Is that the sun?

Haeil: I swear to God if you keep stealing our kitchen utensils, I will move out.
Sebastian: That's a whisk I'm willing to take.

Dentist: Open wide.
Basil: :)
Dentist: I meant our mouth, not your arms.
Basil: ;(

Kimin: Maeng and Chansung are looking for trolls in the basement, aren't you gonna do something?
Jaesung: Of course, what kind of irresponsible parent do you think I am?
[ten minutes later]
Jaesung: Shh! We'll never catch them if we aren't quiet, trolls have incredible hearing.

Jack: I think you're still suffering the effects of the party last night.
Matthew: All I drank was Red Bull.
Jack: How many?
Matthew: 70.

Hyungwon: [wears a slightly brighter shade of black]
Sebastian: I see you're breaking out the spring colors.

Adrian: [opens his mouth to speak]
Seokju, immediately: I don't know what you're going to say, but I think you're wrong.

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Geneva: I swear to God if you keep stealing our kitchen utensils, I will move out.
Jackson: That's a whisk I'm willing to take.

Dentist: Open wide.
Eleanor: :)
Dentist: I meant our mouth, not your arms.
Eleanor: :(

Beck: I think you're still suffering the effects of the party last night.
Casey: All I drank was Red Bull.
Beck: How many?
Casey: 70.

Geneva: Wears a slightly brighter shade of black
Jackson: I see you're breaking out the spring colors.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Peregrine: I swear to God if you keep stealing our kitchen utensils, I will move out.
Estella: That's a whisk I'm willing to take.

Zoro: Tonight I'm going to bed early!
Zoro: Is that the sun?

Peregrine: Zoro and Perona are looking for trolls in the basement, aren't you gonna do something?
Mihawk: Of course, what kind of irresponsible parent do you think I am?
[ten minutes later]
Mihawk: Shh! We'll never catch them if we aren't quiet, trolls have incredible hearing.

@croccin-champagne

catori: tonight i'm going to bed early!
catori: is that the sun?

nicky: i swear to god if you keep stealing our kitchen utensils, i will move out.
catori: that's a whisk i'm willing to take.

dentist: open wide.
kas: :)
dentist: i meant our mouth, not your arms.
kas: :(

jo: i think you're still suffering the effects of the party last night.
catori: all i drank was Red Bull.
jo: how many?
catori: 70.

jo: [wears a slightly brighter shade of black]
caroline: i see you're breaking out the spring colors.

jo: [opens his mouth to speak]
nicky, immediately: i don't know what you're going to say, but i think you're wrong.

slightly more catori-centric but

@Your_Local_Scrivener

Foxglove: Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse. That's what I always say!
Adeline: You should say something else.

Adeline: Walks into the kitchen
Foxglove: wearing mismatching gloves and goggles, welding a sandwich together
Adeline: Okay, why don't we skip the "what" and go straight to "why?"

Bellamy: You ever notice how almost all laws use “he” or “she” in their clauses?
Bellamy: …Which means that I, a person who uses they/them, am above the law, and thus can not be arrested.
Officer:
Officer: …Just get in the car.

Thorn: Bellamy, are you sure that you’re managing to raise Fortune all on your own?
Bellamy: Yeah, the kid doesn’t cause any trouble
Young Fortune: Lya, I tried to make Eggos in the microwave and I broke everything.
Bellamy: See? Everything’s going fine.

Bellamy: Go tell Edelweiss she’s cute. What’s the worst that can happen?
Amory: She can hear me?

Kidnapper: We have your son, we took him from your house.
Bellamy: Aster's right here?
Kidnapper: Then who's this kid running around and waving a knife at everybody?
Bellamy: Oh! You have my other son!
Bellamy: Good luck.

Amory: Hello Inspector Edelweiss, Bellamy.
Edelweiss:
Bellamy:
Amory: You may be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling.

Thorn: Aster and Fortune are looking for trolls in the basement, aren't you gonna do something?
Bellamy: Of course, what kind of irresponsible parent do you think I am?
[ten minutes later]
Bellamy: Shh! We'll never catch them if we aren't quiet, trolls have incredible hearing.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Mihawk: Shanks, are you sure that you’re managing to raise Azami all on your own?
Shanks: Yeah, the kid doesn’t cause any trouble.
Young Azami: Shanks, I tried to make Eggos in the microwave and I broke everything.
Shanks: See? Everything’s going fine.

@knightinadream

Haeil: Here is my wall of inspiration idols.
Kimin: Is that a picture of you?
Haeil: I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Chansung: What do you look for in a partner?
Sebastian: A pulse, usually.

Matthew: I wasn't that drunk yesterday.
Jack: You got pulled over and the cop asked for your name then you pointed at your face and said,"Google it, bitch."

Maeng: Can you pass the salt?
Seokju: Can you pass your classes?
Maeng:
Seokju: Too much salt.

Adrian: Oh you like your credit card? Name every number on it!

@threesacult

Quill, being kidnapped: Will I need my toothbrush?
Kidnapper: Shut up.
Quill: I'm assuming that means you're providing the toothbrush.

Cyrus: Go tell Sam he's cute. What’s the worst that can happen?
Anthony: He can hear me?

Anthony: Quill and Dally are looking for trolls in the basement. Aren't you gonna do something?
Cyrus: Of course, what kind of irresponsible guardian do you think I am?
[Ten minutes later]
Cyrus: Shh! We'll never catch them if we aren't quiet, trolls have incredible hearing.

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Calla: What do you look for in a partner?
Oleander: A pulse.
Oleander: Usually.

Nich: I wasn't that drunk yesterday.
Nell: You got pulled over and the cop asked for your name, then you pointed at your face and said, "Google it, bitch."

Bee: Can you pass the salt?
Kate: Can you pass your classes?
Bee:

Nich: Oh, you like your credit card? Name every number on it!

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Percy, being kidnapped: Will I need my toothbrush?
Kidnapper: Shut up.
Percy: I'm assuming that means you're providing the toothbrush.

Douglas: Go tell Nathan that you think he's cute. What’s the worst that can happen?
Oscar: He can hear me.

Marian: Lucia and Walton are looking for trolls in the basement. Aren't you gonna do something?
Oscar: Of course, what kind of irresponsible uncle do you think I am?
Ten minutes later
Oscar: Shh! We'll never catch them if we aren't quiet, trolls have incredible hearing.

@croccin-champagne

(( nich is a mood and also i think someone needs to like. slam oleander's face into a brick wall once or twice))

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

(I agree on both statements.)

@threesacult

Cyrus: Oh, you like your credit card? Name every number on it!

Tyl: What do you look for in a partner?
Azazel: A pulse.
Azazel: Usually.

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Allison: I'm eating sugar shut up! (got that from my brother-in-law today)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

(Oh, to clarify: Nathan isn't a typo, Douglas just thinks that Nathaniel's name is Nathan. Partly because that's what Nathaniel first introduces himself as, and partly because Douglas just. does not care.)

@ElderGod-kirky

Selena: My turn to bitch about assholes. Have you seen the guy I’m supposed to marry? Total douche
Harper: Please, you’ve talked about him before. You like him
Selena, hissing: Lies

Selena: You're an ass
Harper: Actually, I'm Mexican. But nice try
~One Minute Later~
Selena: Ass
Harper: Mexican Crow

Harper: Literally checks Selena out
Harper: She’s attractive, I suppose

Harper: Selena Hines, gorgeous and perfect in every way, snores like a fucking lawn mower
Selena: Oh shut up, I’m the sexiest woman you’ve ever met

Literally pulled from my manuscript. This is canon. They are dumbasses

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Titania: My turn to bitch about assholes. Have you seen the guy I’m supposed to marry? Total douche
Aspen: Please, you’ve talked about him before. You like him
Titania, hissing: Lies.

Beatrice: Literally checks Marian out
Beatrice: She’s attractive, I suppose

@ElderGod-kirky

((background on the 'she's attractive, i suppose' one: harper is very gay. he just doesn't know it))

@evastardust RRAAAARRL