Hayden: shows up in other people's arcs, works as an uber driver, is actually a previously-thought-to-be-extinct race capable of facing an Eldritch in combat (not exactly win, just hold off their ground and escape)
Abida: forced marriage to prevent galactic war, happens anyways, has hybrid children and gives them away for adoption so they live better lives, goes missing
Unnamed zombie character: fights war, dies, lives (sort of), fights war
Asox: remember Abida? forced marriage. becomes commander, fights in war, has children but isn't really there for them, is there for one of them though who isnt named yet
Guts: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Cassowary: so basically im robot
Croak: part of an apocalyptic race, is like 6-7 feet tall but only babey, babey broke a guy's arm
Kelai: Tries to steal a cloths hanger and thirteen cents, gets caught in the act after he drops a spoon in the kitchen, ends up becoming a babysitter
Kheto: Humanoid lives “nomadic” life on forgotten planet with their two robots, war arrives and everything changes
Sophie: bored basic girl has to defeat big tiddy Yui from sicko mode on a group of rabid fangirls by the power of friendship, girl powers and the souls of the dead
Charlie: Smol blue bean has to repent for being a big fat meanie in school and also he tends to vomit up water lily petals and his dad is a bunny
Lucas: Teen rebel get hunted for being a half-phantom thingie by his long list of exes, oh and his dead mom wants to kill him
Jax: Tol boi is hunted down by a gang for having a kitsune heart so they can his blood for drugs
Matthew: Elfen Lied but with more daddy issues
Michael: Emo Shota get roped in a sticky situation and has to rely on either totally not evil white lady and sensei in a black suit
Crispin: Ex-pirate decides to go spy on the bad guy at pretty much the worst time possible. Comes back with more questions than answers.
Kit: Idiot Prince is weirdly overwhelmed by having to temporarily govern a town with 13 citizens and can't keep his mouth shut when it matters the most.
Caleb: Former chimney sweep gets recruited to as a healer despite having no actual experience in an attempt to save his sister.
Gerard: Very paranoid healer somehow saves everyone despite being in a coma. Goes on to save the King in a really ridiculous roundabout way that could have been way simpler if he didn't overthink literally everything.
Lux: Lives long life. Loses kingdom. Fights in a war. Reclaims his throne. Is hella cursed.
Jason: Lights shit on fire by accident. Gets blamed for lighting shit on fire. Hunts and defeats angry dude. Clears name and becomes a superhero.
Catori: girl who can talks to ghost moves to town, starts up thing with other local girl, goes minorly crazy when she's kidnapped and enlists ghost friends and living friends to hunt her down, maybe sorta falls in love with boy, finds girl, and both realize they're into other people at prom
Cisco: local son of con man who disappeared finds himself completely enraptured with new girl. accidentally gets caught up in local kidnapping after new girl has a break down on his porch. admits he found his dad, doesnt want to see his dad. helps save day, loses a finger, and admits feelings at prom. goes to see dad and punches him in nose
Garrett: dead boy makes friend finally, keeps secrets he shouldn't. witnesses kidnapping. manages to get friend to porch of boy who can comfort her while she breaks down. finally tells secrets way too late but manages to make the information useful. tries really hard to help save day and ends up causing con man's son to lose finger and fulfill unintentional prophecy of psychic boy. moves on without saying goodbye
Kasper: soft boy is baby. gets bullied, makes new friends. misses kidnapped girl but falls for plant boy. stands up for himself, tells prophecy or two, cries a lot when plant boy is in hospital, and saves day. finally kisses plant boy at prom
Jo: is gay plant boy. big Sad all time. really likes soft psychic boy but is disaster gay and afraid of love. finds big info and ends up in hospital after witch attack. hears soft boy say ily and wakes himself up by fucking crying.
Bonus:
Everette: local popular girl and teen radio host is gay for new girl. gets kidnapped by witch. causes so much trouble for witch she's almost killed like three times. realizes she is not, in fact, gay for new girl but for cohost. is rescued and helps stop witch. professes love dramatically on air at live event for prom. is kissed.
Aella: local not popular radio cohost is very gay but very confused. hates host but also likes host. big sad after host is kidnapped. helps find her and also big cry on air. misses rescuing but cries again when host professes love to her at prom.
Exila: Vibe checks her mom but her mom pulls an uno reverse card
Yuki: jack frost but he's emo
Jean: 🔥
Roger: Detroit: Become Human (part 2)
im 2 tired to finish this but these are the better ones so
Sadao (universe 2): Edgy traumatised gay refuses to admit to being gay even though its super obvious to everyone and he's been dating a guy for two years
Tyson: Usually jokey human eating demon loses his shit because his boyfriend is being stalked
Camillus: Sad tired cat teacher is actually human
Kingfisher: Gay babysitter knows how everyone dies
Mason: Izuku Midoriya
Luce: Klaus Hargreeves as a Queer Eye presenter
Ethyn: Is dying because his boyfriend is dying because his boyfriend left hell to look for him because he got kidnaped by the FBI
Zach: Is Ethyns boyfriend
Sebastian: One hundred and ten percent done with your bull
Lique: I can't remember and neither can he
Chess: An actual maniac tall boi
lol I need to do this again, I found more characters to mock summarize.
Rick: Giant redneck with gun is so wholesome and happy he make me cry, but also he can tie crowbars in knots when needed
Brandon: Angry Bi Doctor Grandpa pushes everyone away for 60+ years, then accidentally falls in love with Smooth Gay Criminal Grandpa and gets eVeN mOrE aNgRy, but mostly at himself.
Boar-back: Smooth Gay Criminal Grandpa was in a horrific accident involving acid + his face, still manages to be smoking hot???? Cares for his idiot bandit children more than you think but steadfastly refuses to answer to "Dad". Knows exactly how to flirt with Angry Bi Doctor Grandpa.
D'artagnan: Mom Friend supreme who cooks food even Gordon Ramsay would grudgingly nod at, thinks he's a terrible person but has literally saved people's lives just by being nice to them.
Crash: Owns an entire valley, gets married, fathers triplets, rescues his family from his insane sister, and establishes basic rights for his species in court despite knowing nothing about the legal system–all before age seventeen. And he's also a dog. Sort of.
Flo: Legendary fighter/con-woman who can single-handedly fight gangs, cops, the army, and magical monsters without breaking a sweat but can't even be a good mom to her only daughter. shakes head
Soldatov: Man goes insane as time goes on and also falls in love with the 6th person on this list
Ion: Furry white creature betrays brother and has trouble with humans
Diablo: Furry purple creature hunts down sister to bring her back to civilization, meets humans and decides "no"
Hep: baby
Erin: Chaotic neutral lesbian gives dating advice
Taya: A nice young lady catches attention of the first guy on this list and seems oblivious to his affection towards her but she is actually expert assassin and could be pulling all the strings
Shuysky: "it would have been better if i stayed in bed today"
Yazov: "hm, who do i follow, an insane and brutal man who thinks he was born in 1910 or a man who could care less to the point where its bad for press or the chaotic neutral lesbian"
Boga: may or may not exist, literally a god killer
Dusk: furry brown hybrid follows the third guy on this list, becomes tired of everyones crap
Brisa: "i am going to kill you the first chance i get soldatov"
Tiger: Gets treated wrong by a fabulous mad scientist, yeets herself to earth, finds a gang of lesbians, joins them, finds a girlfriend and is happy.
Rainbow: girlfriend dies, gets a new one.
Angel: lab monster escapes and does dumb stuff cuz baby.
Actinolite: is a bitch until her last breath.
So I have only scattered scenes and characters, and I plan to just kind of write novellas/short stories, so there's not one defined "arc", but … here's some:
Foxglove: This bisexual player (but in a Victorian way) detective lives in the lap of luxury. Realizes that important people are being killed. Teams up with a femme fatale. Has an "oh no he's hot" moment. Stews in sexual frustration and looks smoking hot in smoking jackets while taking down a crime ring and impersonator in all the most dramatic ways possible.
Adeline: Narrates the story. Mood throughout the entire thing is "I'm too asexual for this crap, but you're my friend, so…." Teams up with bisexual player detective. Politely ignores sexual tension. Uses her own skillset whenever Foxglove gets distracted. In the process, she bargains herself onto a no-kill list.
Marofiro: Local mafia boss suppresses his gayness to terrorize the world. Only kills a few people. (Not his style, usually.) Gets super possessive of his identity. Due to most unfortunate circumstances, lives with archnemesis for a while.
Marodia: Enjoys watching the sexual tension with metaphysical popcorn. Loves their grandchild the mafia boss, and helps him out sometimes–but often in ways that make him wish they didn't get so much of a kick out of interfering. Is essentially that grandmother who says loudly, "THAT's your crush?" + tries to matchmake but they know what they're doing.
Mr 'Retired' Villain Man realises he can't hide his rather horrible 'mistakes' forever and goes back tp being a villain because he learned absolutely nothing!
Nat-Gay prince no longer an asshole
James-Turns out getting killed makes you dead
Cassiatra-From people pleaser to unaware people pleaser
Blake-Fabulous bitch gets rejected
Sora-Apparently you are supposed to remember things, oops
Tom and Adam-Teenagers who have never been in a relationship fight over who takes Blake in the divorce
Sano: literally the best servant anyone could ask for
Cadisco: rebel leader of a civil disobedience movement
Xixu: king of the illegal underworld
Ashma: pissed off king attacking and infecting from a long-lost island
Mara: concocts an elaborate plot to literally burn the entire world, 'adopts' random boy, wait…actually likes random boy?, is this plan such a good idea?, 'YES' says the enablers, 'guess it is' says Mara, tries to kill random boy, fails, proceeds to conquer the continent, goes absolutely mental, dies
Kado: is a rebellious boi, 'go to this place' says parents, 'okay' says Kado, 'not on my watch' says enemy soldiers, is kidnapped, torture and stuff, brother dead, revaluates life, joins army, meets shady person in a hood, 'come with me' says shady person, 'okay' says Kado, becomes a badass, attempts to kill a person, faaii…succeeds? fails? who knows, is almost killed by closest friend, revenge, family dead, goes a little mental, kills closest friend, goes very mental
TS: gets dragged into war, is told 'youll be home by christmas dont worry' isnt actually home by then, all his friends get sick so to avoid dying he leaves the area, flees aliens, meets girl, girl says "yeah theres a camp over there go quick" arrives at camp, leaders say "you must find this man" goes on mission, a lot of people die, find man, "im getting too old for this" old man says, he is the only one that can help them so they go back, he helps them a little then he dies, plan has 30% chance of working, aliens are coming though so their chance of survival is lower, everyone boards the ships and TS gets hit by a stray bullet and dies
Atlas - gangster midget gets blackmailed and becomes soldier, ends up being subject of multiple experiments and gets revenge on everyone then dies to nuclear war
Violet - slutty alcohol addict who dies and becomes a demon, falls in love with maple syrup guy and kills him
Evan - Blind little coward with no will to be cool ahah
Boss: Dumb young man insults someone's broken airplane, gets drafted into war.
Scott: Realistic, practical woman realises her wife's fictional characters are coming to life, and oh, dear, why does her wife write horror? That's the worst thing to bring to life
Gabe: Pedigree doberman starts petty war with street mutts over hygiene, gets smacked in the face a bunch of times by 'life isn't fair'
Bee: Street mutt just minding her own business gets attacked by coalition of pet dogs, starts her own gang and engages in guerilla warfare against pets and their humans
Zenith: Young anime boy really wants to overthrow the government.
Krista: dies, becomes a monster, gets a girlfriend. in that order.
Eden: dies, saves the world. in that order
Nadia: dies after killing 67 people, is redeemed
Valerie: dies, is a bitch, not redeemed.
Will: Tries to steal things and burn down Rodrigo Hernandez's crab shack but only becomes the illegitimate father of four dumbasses, gets a bf who is literally a god, and becomes a very tired Deputy of the town police
7: Tries to be an evil god who rules over all but just falls for a stupid human and just becomes the crazy co- father of four dickheads
~I know i have more oc's than this but that's all I got~
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