Taken off a post from Tumblr…
Versin: Big lizard gets mad at little creatures
Nevihata: Guy fights in battle, says, “aight’, I’m boutta head out”
Kuna: Furry alien gets shot in the eye, chokes on oxygen and has life changing realization
Acigokon: Dude leads galactic cult
Asera: Plant thing pollutes the minds of small children
Zaire: Short friend falls in love and as a result develops a plan to overthrow literal royalty.
Met: Then he just fucking up and dies? Like who does that am I right?
Neo: King power was so mysterious until everyone died at the end
Zack: Soft boi does have his sad times
Kimber: Girl flips out during microwave weather, becomes half chicken and is sold to aliens
Dominik: Escaped Petri-dish inhabitant wants global revolution
Karia: Angry lady is gonna hurl a bowling ball at your head if you don't stop talking
Moroni: "How dare you assume that I know what I'm doing??"
Carmen: bird lady loses everything, adopts soldiers, and then ascends
Vorex: breaking news! angry killer is actually a soft teen dad, more after his next kill-
Tatius: stressed, depressed, and trying his best. also- "who are you???"
Tyler: childish boy contemplates the meaning of life, accidentally unlocks a few secrets of the universe
Saraia: stressed rude lady tries to be mom, 50% success
Cedrix: smart man tries to unlock secrets to the universe, "accidentally" slaughters and maims thousands in the process
The two lovers lips met for the final time,tears streaming down their cheeks as they held eachother close in the throne room. Madz and Crystal together till the end. As the two women clutched close to eachother they heard the steady thudding of 5 million wings,as the dragons set the place aflame. Two lovers now ash,together forever.
Zairyn: Soft Boi™️ #1 is banished from his tribe, gets saved a bunch by Soft Boi™️ #2, demons are jerks to them but they pull through by the Power of Gay
ROVER-13: smol bot denies having emotions but falls in love with another smol bot in the process of saving humanity
Marina: white bat actually magical child in disguise, follows girl home, girl's home becomes a refuge for magic creatures
Angelica: just kind of a chaotic cycle of "HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT" and "this is fine", even after she saves the day
Paju: turns out most of his self-loathing issues are because he's a runt but it also turns out that no-one cares and he's loved immensely
Celena: A reclusive and kind-of jackass dead teenager who got hit by a truck in traffic and got her ass sent to a fantasy world good old isekai style, and proceeds to accidentally release an ancient and archaic evil sealed away eons ago. slow clap
Ren: A literal fox boy (I'm not a furry I swear) who's as straight as a semi-circle and lost an arm to poachers
Elliot: The cute and positive member of the party who always has a smile, but ends up having a violent mental breakdown and shows some slightly terrifying yandere tendencies.
Amani: overthrows own mother and becomes Sultan while bitching the entire time
Kai: falls in love with chaos friend, vows to rule by her side and gives brother his blessing to rule his kingdom
Safira: decides men are gross and kills the man hunting her, finally holds hands with pretty(trash friend) girl
Tianzi: dies one more time during story, quits job as priestess, decides baby is cute, helps overthrow kingdom, eventually gets her egg rolls, never gets a better sense of fashion
Chrys: gives piggy back rides, throws axe so hard it splits man's skull, finally gets cat
Esmerelda: is a baby, as babies are, stays adorable, causes earthquake
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Mike: Ace man who will make direct eye contact while completely ignoring romantic advances in order to assert dominance. Also he gets in fights a lot but spoiler alert, he wins all of them.
Vali: hhhh well he lives for about 600 years. 599 of those years are spent in misery and darkness. Then he dies :/
Nina: Sweet kind angel of grace and beauty who is too good for this world, too pure. You guessed it, she marries the local bad boy in her town XD
The Dust: Worst-kept secret of the year: he's a friggin god. Better-kept secret: he's also a massive troll.
Vinyan: The thing he wanted to forget when he got ALL his memories removed was the death of his little sister. Except….turns out she didn't actually die. -_-
Jade: >:l to :l to »>:'(
Mel: everyones gansta till all your friends start dying
Crys: why you sad? why you mad? when you can be, dead kills everyone (ok im exaggerating)
Misty: whaddup demon, it's ya boi, M- almost gets killed I lived, bi-
Halley: your friendly neighborhood meme heckin dies
Starry: :D look i have friend. she lit. no guys she's nice. yeah this is fine. no she doesn't have ulterior moTI- dies
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Kaiman: Get's killed because he accidentally invented Utilitarianism.
Aya: Dies because she was too hung up on her fiance to do finish anything useful.
Kirisano: Sad bloke that really hopes killing a guy will make him feel better.
Jayla: Has a mega crush, Dies for said crush.
Yarri: was dead to begin with. But she did her darndest to take down some evil government before she did die.
Disticts
Daniella: Has control issues.
Silas: Finds out mutual respect might be worth the trouble.
Josiah: Finds out he's attractive.
Nathaniel: Find out that- dies.
Dogera: Two dudes find out they can fuse into an otherworldly monster, but it’s unstable and half of the time results in screaming matches that look really chaotic on both the outside and inside
Lepir: Oil thing escapes from prison, gets lit on fire and gets even more angry
Centi: I am not a Centipede for the love of god
Dasmi: Kind of like Dogera but even more unstable and it’s just one girl and a big monster
Iutraanda: Floods basement, hunts down people, escapes and becomes a regular working citizen
Jibikami: Literally a dinosaur, has a good 65 million year long nap, wakes up
Somros: I see why humans are afraid of Shifters now
The Red Mountain: Dropkicks the entire universe
Chaotic fire girl tries to kill girl, girl meets water girl. Water girl and girl become friends. Fire girl “accidentally” adopts storm girl. Depresso espresso eco girl saves fire girl from death. Emo tries to kill storm child. Fire girl tries to murder emo. Fails, runs to water girl who is hiding girl. ice is nice apologies for trying to kill Fire girl and storm child. I believe I can fly takes them to the floating place. Other people join the stupid gang. They kill depresso espresso, and her emo army. They all go to girl’s home and get coffee.
Alice: Through a unfortunate death, she has to take on the responsibility of an entire kingdom
Samuel: An early retirement due to injury causes him to become depressed
Cameron: Actually thrives in his career… but in space
This is probably incoherent, but here are my children, in no particular order:
Ryo: Anemic disaster wizard is a mess, also, necromancy??
Casimir: Immortal jackass is melodramatic af
Caelyn: Sold to the Asian mafia and then somehow disappears off the face of the earth
Aditya: Fairly nice life until he’s 19, then everything goes to shit, also he did NOT die in the explosion
Priya: This place is a shithole and Trust No One
Alec: He wasn’t going to go to prison, but then he got high; also, what the fuck’s a pirate?
Jax: “I’m your son”/“i don’t have a son??”/“it’s 2019 dad, jeez.”
Saren: goes to med school fuck this shit i’m out. Take care of yourselves, you little shits
Faith: meets the crew Oh jesus fuck
Mira: A disappointment to her mother, frequently visited by ghosts and weird dreams
Vic: what the fUCK IS GOING ON oh cool this isn’t actually that bad wait nevermind
Jordan: Racism + generic dystopian society = let’s overthrow the government
Tess: Clumsy bitch somehow becomes the rebellion’s greatest asset
Irina: Not Bitter but why the fuck is Jordan in charge?
Lysander: Only revolting against the government because all the cool kids are doing it, wait he has a spine? Oh, it’s broken now. He dead
Evan: Angery bean, likes to stab
Silva: Can we all just be rational? No? Okay then
Mai: The Power of Friendship (and near-unlimited magic)
Jael: Kidnapped for literally hundreds of years, had to get really good at non-magical combat because her magic sucks
Aminata: Ghost Wings, born and raised for politics, bad mom but decent queen
Raven: Hella terrifying gang leader, can be found at her house, at a bar, or in children's nightmares
((no submission of my own but this is a great hilarious thread and y'all are doing super keep it up))
I'm going to be taking out random sentences from stories without context
Kitty: "Yep, that's right, instead of feeling empathetic and sorry for her child, she decided to get Betty hooked on acid."
Samuel: " 'Oh so that's what you've been doing? I thought you were just stupid.' "
Nikita: "The hunt had come to an end and Nikita was at a fork in the road."
Zaleria: " 'You think I wanted this? I'm not a responsible person!' "
Talrius: self-aware spoiled princey goes through a journey of self-discovery, then he dies (maybe)
Issalok: wrongly convicted of murder to bodyguard to rightly convicted of murder
Niserie: two-faced, but also turns out to be the only sane character in this trio
Kaiya: Edgy bitchy werewolf runs away from chaotic dysfunctional family to be gay
Kuma: Overpowered smol bean that doesn't like one upping people learns how to one up people
Aiko: Bastard boy actually cares about you
Ryoko: Only female in a league of men turns out to be a lesbian (what a shocker)
Sadao: Sad villian saves everyone
Kannon: Stabby stab healer
Thirteen: "What do you mean theres no alcohol in prison?" ~ONE BOOK LATER~"What the FUCK do you mean ther ain't no pop tarts in prison!?"
Toka: Gay merfolk prince runs away from home, accidentally starts another war and almost dies
Wanda: Sociopathic lesbian falls for innocent bean, has slight yandere tendencies, does less stabbing after stern talking to
Teelia: Selectively mute girl gets infected with sentient virus, they team up with some gamers to save virtual world and real world
Aden and Avery: Popular twins discover their dad isn't their 'legal' dad, train to be agents and help their mom rescue their other mom
Alpha: Same story as ROVER-13, evil robo dad kills a bunch of people, dies trying to kill more people
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Albin: cranky guy has teal hair runs away from home and jumps of a cliff. wakes up in a hospital. has brown hair. has to get out of hospital because it's about to collapse.
Jairo: Depressed guy hates the happy place he live in, finds someone who feels the same. blows up happy place.
Haven: Fan boy supreme gets taken in a truck to his new home, finds friend, and escapes new home. on the run and no idea what he's doing.
Damian: The lord of evil who sits on a throne of skulls. jk. demon boy who wants to stay in his dark, scary, demon world. him and everyone are being forced out. except the really annoying smart kid, and a couple others. demon boy doesn't like smart kid, but it's his only ticket back to hell.
Jaya: Get's letter from dead grandpa, telling him to lock himself in closet. he does. and ends up having to find a dead girl, befriend a group of idiots, live with a stupid guy in his mind and die. all for some world he can't even enjoy.
Kien Janawa: motherly leader too stressed out to argue with her children
Patrelis: fatherly figure to kids he isn't the father of, and doesn't care
Robiella: seemingly bratty eldest Heir, but secretly a military genius
Serianye: adorable youngest Heir who is disabled and mute and loves to garden
Jake: "accidentally" betrays his whole group
Jen: :0 like he didn't see that coming
Rae: kills her abuser
Vincent: nearly kills his adopted son Jen because he was in the way
Jovian: accidentally becomes a parent figure for main villain-
main villain kills him.
Jake: dies at the end
Everyone: wh-