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Started February 10, 2021 by @squiddicus language

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Blaze is typing…

Blaze: so uh, who are all you guys? what planet are y'all from?

Dex is typing…

Dex: The heck do you mean planet?

Blaze is typing…

Blaze: i mean planet
Blaze: big round things in the sky
Blaze: which one do you live on?

Katrina is typing…

Katrina: I live on Earth. I am very much an earthling. Anyone else live on Earth or is it just me?

Dex is typing..

Dex: everyone lives on earth, so yes I do infact live on earth.

TROJTROJTROJ is typing…

TROJTROJTROJ: Do they, though?

Dex is typing..

Dex: are you suggesting that people talking in this chat are not human?

Blaze is typing…

Blaze: oh I'm definitely human
Blaze: but I don't live on this earth place

TROJTROJTROJ is typing…

TROJTROJTROJ: Shame. Humans are so close-minded. Would have been so much cooler if you were a robot.

Blaze is typing…

Blaze: is a robot like a droid?

Katrina is typing…

Katrina: I think it's more like an android or something. I'm not totally sure. I've never really met a robot before. But, I'm sure now that I've made this known, I probably will.

Blaze is typing…

Blaze: most likely
Blaze: have you all seriously never left this earth planet then? like you live there permanently? you don't go to other planets?

Dex is typing…

Dex:so your saying that you think humans are that advanced enough to make robots?

Katrina is typing…

Katrina: I have never left Earth, but I want to. Any planets I should add to my must see list?
Katrina: I think earth is pretty close to creating androids. At least on my earth, they are. They've started to. Why? Is that not the case on yours? Is my earth not the only one out there? Cause if so, I knew it!!!

Dex is typing..

Dex: maybe like, smaller robots that do menial tasks, or a self-driving car but nowhere near an actual full-sized robot. also, i severely doubt that they have the tech or gear to travel to any nearby planets.

Blaze is typing…

Blaze: they don't??
Blaze: wtf
Blaze: traveling between planets is literally so normal I never give it a second thought

Dex is typing…

Dex:right, sure. like thats possible.

TROJTROJTROJ is typing…

TROJTROJTROJ: Oooh, wait until you all find out about traveling to other dimensions.

Dex is typing..

Dex: so, your insane then. That's good to know.

TROJTROJTROJ is typing…

TROJTROJTROJ: What?? EXCUSE me! I am NOT insane! I literally LIVE in one of those other dimensions! I’m typing from INSIDE of it, RIGHT. NOW. You want me to send you a picture?? Or is that tiny little device you’re typing this on too primitive for that? I think your BRAIN would be too TROGLODYTE to process it anyway. How dare you. Did you know that I’m synthetic? I speak computer, and the stuff I’m getting from your little screen is like Old English. Buddy, don’t criticize people from a dimension where we’re three hundred years more advanced from you. You want me to put a virus on your phone? You want ME to be that virus? I can haunt you wherever you go. Yeah, don’t mess with me.

Blaze is typing…

Blaze: what am i witnessing
Blaze: that was a roast of epic proportions
Blaze: i would also like to point out that i'm not insane either although idk if i live in a different dimension to you or not

Dex is typing..

Dex: fine then, tell me how interdimensional travel is even possible?