Felix: Laughs, and jumps into the ocean. He expands until he's the size of the planet, with the bulk of his form beneath the water. He has no clue what he really is, but he looks like a cross between a crab, a squid and a shark. I look weird weird weird too!
(oh dang i missed a lot)
Odelia: Jumps in the water and gets dragged under to the deep Wawawa bubbles WA WA WA bubbles
(Yup! Felix is pretty much an insane god- [he looks like he's about 10, actually, but is far, far older than that-])
Felix: Pulls Odelia out of the water. Nope nope nope! No drowning!
Lachlan: Drowning drowning drowning down below sinking to where I can eat….
Lachlan: hastily But noy you! I like you people! You're my friends!
Felix: Laughs Good! Because then I would have to actually eat you! And nobody wants that!
Lachlan: Nope, nope, being eaten isn't fun, and then you'd have killed off a whole species, and nobody wants that! And being eaten or eating your friends isn't fun too!
Felix: Yup yup yup! You get it! No eating friends!
Lachlan: Eggsactly! You get it too! pauses Now I'm hungry. plugs the toaster int the water and stars making toast, somehow
Felix: Screeches, then realizes that he won't be electrocuted. Oh oh oh! That's good! A waterproof toaster!
Lachlan: nods proudly Waterproof and water-powered! Very smart for living underwater. But I still need waterproof bread…
Felix: Smart… gets waterproof bread. Here you go go go! Waterproof bread!
Lachlan: grabs it and stuffs it in the toaster, leaving the soggy normal bread in too, and adding.. sprinkles? onto the bread Now we wait!
Felix: Laughs, and the soggy bread disappears. No soggy soggy soggy bread!
Odelia: Sit in a puddle and pouts, because of this mood the world spins sideways Wanna dwown! Water
bubble! crawls towards water
Lily: dizzy from the spinning Odelia, no!
Felix: Stops the spinning, then gently picks Odelia up and "hands" her over to Lily. There you go! Have your child.
Shade hath awoken once more.
Shade: Sees Felix, starts to say something, gets distracted by Lachlan, then sees the child and squeals. Hello young one!
Lily: Shakes head Why did I become a mother/ author so young?
Odelia: squeals and floats out of Lily's hands to Shade Shiny, shiny, shiny!!
Felix: Shrugs Don't ask me, ask her. Points to Shade. She's the one that knows stuff she shouldn't.
Shade: Shrugs and grabs hold of Odelia. Yes, shiny shiny shiny! Produces her signature harmless flame. See? Bright and shiny! It tickles tickles tickles!
Odelia: put flame in mouth AHHHHH hwot hwot hwot!! Suddenly, she hiccups, disappears and comes back as a nine-year old, looks around Hello.
Felix: Looks over at Shade and Odelia. Nope. Never trust her with children.
Shade: Laughs Hello hello hello again!
Odelia: Hi, hi, hi, points at Shade You need a hair cut, go bald, make your head shiny shiny shiny!!
Shade: Nope nope nope! No haircuts, hair is already shiny shiny shiny!
Lachlan: Bald! Turtls are bald! Be a turtle!
Shade: Grimaces Turtles are bad bad bad. They are rude. And they eat plastic. Why would I want to eat plastic?
Lachlan: Not on purpose! Humans are bad, they put plastic in the water, make turtles eat it! Confuse the poor poor turtles! And they not rude! My cousin is a turtle, and he's nice!
Lachlan: And he's also very very very small compared to me!