forum Bread Cult (Pastries and other stuff like that welcome.)

Started February 01, 2022 by Deleted user

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Shade: Visibly confused, she turns to Lily. What is her deal deal deal?

Lily: Well, you see her father was the Angel of Time and Space, and her mother was a mortal with the rare Progeria disease.

Luckless: Googles progeria That's cool

Lachlan: Proggery what? Perogies? I liek perogies! We should have perogies! Now!

Shade: Nods Ah, makes sense. So basically, no concept of time whatsoever?

Meep: I had to look it up, lmao!

Lily: to shade, shakes head So when she was thrown out of heaven, she started manipulating the world around her.

Shade: Sighs I can probably help keep her aging normally.

Lily: She understands time, but she does this to make problems for her father.

Luckless: That sounds like Shai, but not the time stuff. She basically starts an international bounty hunt for her species (by accident), but then keeps it going because she's overconfident and as long as it's a Moray causing it, it'll make all sorts of problems and annoyances for her father. WHom she hates.

Lachlan: I also don't age normally! I'm really really really REALLY old!

Shade: Laughs AH! That is hilarious!

Felix: Has been watching all this. He leaves, but the ocean stays.

Alice joins, looking radiant despite her worn clothes.

Alice: Ah, wonderful! Shade, dear, would you kindly tell me why you are here?

Shade: Sighs I'm here because I made this place.

Meep: Ah…

Lachlan: to Alice New person! Would you like toast? I like toast!

Vanya hath joined because why not
Lachlan: VANYA! This is Vanya, she's really nice and has a doggie and has a knife in her sock drawer and knits hats!
Vanya: Very interesting description of me.

Alice: Looks at Vanya. I like you already. I am Alice Hearth. Lady Alice Hearth, actually, but I don't like it much. Looks at Lachlan, surprised. Yes, I would, actually.

Shade: Laughs Yup! You don't. Alice is one of my oldest friends.

I have arrived!

Odelia claps her hands and toast falls from the sky.

Vanya: I'm Vanya, as you probably guessed. Technically, Scion Vanya Black, but Scion just sounds either like a scorpion or a pruning thing, and I don't wanna be associated with either of those. So. Just Vanya, please.
Lachlan: hands Alice a toast, this one with blue sprinkles shaped like a turtle

Alice: Grins at the sprinkles, then realizes the toaster and toast are both underwater. She decides not to question it. Cheers, Vanya!

Luckless: Vanya's last name is Black because tehre's a colour called vantablack that sounds insanely cool. So she's Vanya Black. WHich is close enough.
Vanya: glares at Luckless I'm named after a COLOUR?
Luckless: An insanely cool colour!
Vanya: Aight, that makes it better.

Alice: Laughs I'm named after a character in a book, I believe.

Meep: Yup. How'd you know? You don't even have Alice in Wonderland in your dimension.

Alice: Shrugs

Now introducing, my OC Nyra! (She's my pfp.)
Nyra: Hey…

Vanya: Still better than being named after a colour, unless the character dies. Or is evil. Or just sucks.
Lachlan: Books books books in wonderland! The ocean is wonderland! Alice needs to come in teh ocean wodnerland!

Nyra: looks at Lachlan I'm not even going to try to understand that. Anyway, I was told this place was full of bread?

Shde: Laughs Yeah, you get used to it. We had a sea titan here a few minutes ago, but he left left left.

Alice: Walks over to Nyra and examines her. Interesting… are you a dragon?

Nyra: looks at Alice No, I'm not a dragon.

Alice and Shade: Giggle Ah…

Alice: Really? What are you then?

Shade: Goes over to Lachlan.

Lachlan: hold sup yet anotehr piece of sprinkled toast at Nyra Bread! Here!
Vanya: snatches one for herself and monches it quietly

Nyra: I'm a Pokémon. Specifically, an Umbreon. grabs toast from Lachlan and noms on it Thanks.

Luckless: Ah. Pokemon. The bane of my sanity.

Lachlan: You're welcome! Toast is good!

Meep: An Umbreon? Are you a shiny?

Alice: Shrugs That- I- okay. Pokémon. Fair enough.

Shade: Shrugs and grabs a piece of toast.

Luckless: Or maybe a Reverse Rare, Reverse Holo, Holo, Rainbow Rare, or whatever the otehr things are…

Nyra: turns to Meep Uh, no. Not a shiny. I'm just a… I guess the word would be variant? Yeah, that.
(She pretty much looks like a purple, sparkly cat)

Odelia: cocks head to the side Variant? Is that math? I hate math. stomps foot, icebergs appear in the ocean NO MATH.