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Started February 01, 2022 by Deleted user

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(For real? Wow.)
Nyra: looks up at Alice Do you… wanna talk about it?

Vanya: tuning everyone out, rummaging through the satchel on her shoulder and muttering to herself
Lachlan: reaches in and pulls out a snowglobe, then gasps Where'd Zeus go?
Vanya: It's still- takes a look Okay, nope. taps the glass Stop destroying your own planets! I'm not moving you to another one again! Oh, they've learned about building things with tamazine. See?
Lachlan: huffs Still not enough water. And I liked Zeus!

Luckless: Of course you liked Zeus. You like EVERYTHING.

TJ: Snowglobe! Who's Zeus? Are there PEOPLE in there?

Vanya: People? Yes, and animals and planets and everything else that exists in that particular dimension. And also a really annoying version of me- actually, a LOT of versions of me. Very annoying.
Vanya: I have a lot more, in here holds up satchel which is my pocket dimension. laughs It's not a dimension, but it's a literal pocket! Pocket dimension that's a pocket.
Lachlan: I like the Vanya with a sword! She's nice!
Vanya: sighs Half of me and the otehr Vanyas have swords. Be more specific.
Lachlan: The one with TWO swords and knits hats with them!
Luckless: Wait how does that work- You'd have to knit with metal. And purling would be HARD.

Denny: Purling is laready hard…

TJ: I like swords. Swoosh and slash and BOOM! There's a hat! Knit with swords! Red, red hat and yarn all over the swords….

Nyra: leans over to look at the snowglobes Whoa… they really contain other dimensions? But they're so small.

(For real? Wow.)
Nyra: looks up at Alice Do you… wanna talk about it?

Alice: Thinks for a moment. I- I don't think so.

Alice: Watches the snow globe with a pointed interest.

Odelia: Jumps up and down trying to see the snowglobe Am I in there? Am I in there? Am I? Am I? Am I, I, I, I?

Vanya: They do and they don't. sighs I hate having to explain my life to otehr people. I apparently was alive and did a bunch of hero-y stuff in a bunch of dimensions that I don’t remember because then I died. glares at Luckless But the people revered me as a goddess or whatever because… Well, I have no idea. But they had enough memories of me and stuff from me to re-make a goddess-me. Yay. They did this in EIGHT DIMENSIONS. So these are kind of like bridges from ME to the otehr mes, so I can summon help and vice versa.
Vanya: My existence is CONFUSING. Because of the other mes who existed because of the first me, I am now alive again.
Vanya: Nearly all the other mes are annoying, and teh dimensions got a bunch of stuff wrong with them. For instance, I’m not seven feet tall, I cab’t see the future, and I’m not a boy.
Vanya: No, none of you are in there.

Alice: Giggles slightly I understand reincarnation and parralel dimensions. Reaches out and snags Shade. For instance, Shade here is another version of me. From a parralel timeline not very far from this one.

Shade: Giggles Yup yup yup! I am!

Nyra: Huh. thinking for a moment Interesting.

Shade and Alice: Both grin, the exact same way. Exactly. They look at each other, then giggle.

Nyra: Getting a bit of a 'horror movie twins' vibe here… No complaints though. It's cool.

Pastel: Oh yeah, my baby loves horror movies!

Nyra: Quit calling me that! I'm not your baby, Pastel.

Pastel: Shush! I can call you whatever I want, Sparkles.

Nyra: Ugh…

Meep: Glances at Pastel, and grins. Well… if you'd like, I have a shiny Mewtwo OC I could bring in. I call her Noira. Or Baby Kitty. Or Shiny.

Alice and Shade: Glare at Nyra. What's that supposed to mean?

Nyra: Oh… that sounded bad, didn't it? It was supposed to be a compliment.

Pastel: grins at Meep Yes! I'd love to see her!

Noira, the fuzzy kitty has joined the cult.

Noira: Why- oh. It's you, Meep.

Meep: Grins Yup! Is a fuzzy baby! Starts scratching Noira behind her ears. Noira resigns herself to this.

Noira: Starts purring despite herself. Yup. I'm a shiny Mewtwo clone. Nice to meet you. An Umbreon is here as well.

Odelia: Randomly becomes an old woman, begins eating poptarts

Vanya: points at Odelia Is thisnot concerning anyone?
Lachlan: laughs Nope! I like poptarts!

Nyra: looks at Odelia I don't know what to say to that… turns to Noira Hey there. Name's Nyra.

Pastel: She's my sparkle baby!

Nyra: slightly embarrassed Pastel!

Pastel: You know you love me, Sparkles~

TJ: to Nyra Can I pet you?

Noira: Grins at Nyra. Oh… I know you Dark types. Fans of attention, but not wanting to let everyone know. I get it.

Meep: Has proceeded to start scratching Noira's chin. I'm surprised Noira puts up with this sort of stuff. But you love it, don't you, you little shiny?

Noira: Laughs and purrs.

Nyra: I don't- That is I-

Pastel: Awww~ hugs Nyra and ruffles her head floof Look at you getting all flustered! You do love my attention!

Nyra: Stop it! squirms away from Pastel

Pastel: Come back! I love youuuu~

Meep: Chuckles and gets out a laser pointer.

Noira: Immediately, her eyes widen and focus on the beam. She starts chittering like a cat.

Pastel: scoops Nyra up in her arms Come on, I just wanna love on you!

Nyra: Well, I'm not some stuffed animal that's just here for you to cuddle.

Pastel: True, but I'm cuddling you right now, so you've gotta wait 'til I'm done!

Nyra: rolls her eyes Ugh, why do you always do this?

Alice: Goes over to Nyra and Pastel Could I hold you, Nyra?

Shade: Grins at Noira's antics.

Noira: Is chasing her tail like a cat does occasionally, having been given catnip. I love you all… especially you, Meep… and Pastel…

Meep: Grins Yup! Theory: does catnip affect Mewtwos? Answer: yup!