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Started February 01, 2022 by Deleted user

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Lachlan: A child! I've only seen a few of those in my life… very strange beings. Do they all have purple hair?

Luckless: Yes, no, no, and no.

Sally holding a galss of rum in one hand and bread in the other: Come my friends WE FEAST!

Lachlan: Feast! I like feasts and food! And chairs!

Odelia: laughs in the way only a toddler can and claps hands Hehehe! Fwood! Chars! Suddenly Odelia's hair ia floating out behind her and her eyes have weird purple flames in them and everyone else is floating in midair!
Lily: scolding Odelia, put us down now!!

Lachlan: Ooh. Not as fun fun a swimming, because there's no wet water, but fun fun fun fun funnNnnnnnNnnn!

Odelia: claps and laughs, to Lachlan Fun, fun, fun!

Sally: drunk WOooo yEs SmOl ChIlD yOu Do GoOd

Denny: what did i miss…

Lily: claps hands Nappity nap time, Rea.
Andrea: whiny I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna. I wanna play with her!!! points to Shade
Lily drags a kicking and screaming Andrea out of the room. Several minutes later, the screaming subsides and snoring can be heard. She comes back holding the hand of a purple-haired toddler, Odelia. A trail of cookie crumbs seems to follow Odelia.
Lily: Say hello to your playmates, Odelia.
Odelia: Mouth full of cookie, in toddler-speak Helwo.

Shade: Follows Lily and Andrea.

Felix: Stumbles out of some gods-forsaken dimension where nothing, not even death, dares venture. Oh, for the love of- where am I now?

Lachlan: waving at Felix A place of bread and kittie and fire fire fire that tickles!

Felix: Shrugs Not the weirdest thing I've heard. Who are you? Pauses Oh, wait- nope. I know you. Lachlan. Points to each other person, saying their names respectively. Meep. Odelia. Denny. Sally. Lily. Addic. Lincoln. Maya. Arya. I know know know- all of you. I think.

Lachlan: Yup! I’m Lachlan! Who are you? How old are you, if you know me? I haven’t been on land for a long long long loooong time!

Luckless: You forgot me. Or am I simply too obscure of a being for you to know?

Felix: Nope nope nope. Not obscure Luckless. Not your time time time, you know? I don't know how old I am. I don't think I exist in time time time. I see- things. Stuff.

Lachlan: pulls out a toaster I see this toaster! pauses, wondering where on earth she pulled it from, then shrugs You also see the toaster!

Luckless: Ah. That sucks. I like being obscure.

Felix: Looks at the toaster, sees… something. He's not sure what. Deconstructed toaster that isn't deconstructed at the same time? He gave up a long time ago trying to see. Yes. I see see see. Toaster.

Meep: To Luckless Really?

Lachan: throws teh toaster somewhere into the distance Toasters are useful! You can use them to make lamps and toast!

Luckless: to Meep To certain people, IRL and not, yeah. It's fun.

Felix: Watches the toaster. He reaches into the distance and catches it, still in the same place. He looks at it, then tosses it himself. It reaches orbit. Lamp lamp lamp. Toast? I don't know. You look funny.

Meep: Huh. I agree that it can be useful. But fun? Nope. Can't see it. But if you think it's fun, that's all that matters!

Lachlan: I look way way way more funny in water! Long long neck and blue blue blue skin and flippers and turtle shell, yup, very funny looking!

Felix: Laughs I look worse worse worse… I think. Maybe. I don't know know know. Looks at Lachlan for a moment, then decides to bring an ocean to the area because why not. Here you go go go! Water!

Lachlan: peers into te ocean Not deep enough! Shallow is bad! Needs to be much much deeper, yep, at least 4 feet with four zeroes added! Which is a big big big number!

Felix: Shrugs and makes the ocean deeper than the universe is wide. There you go go go.

Lachlan: walks in and immediately starts to sink, slowly, and as she does, she slowly shifts to a fifty-foot-long plesiosaur, with gray-blue scales and a neck as long as the length of a good-sized bedroom, from wall to wall See? I look weird! her voice echoes oddly from the ocean, slightly muffled and distorted