The Merc

Car

White 2005 Grand Marquis Mercury with chipping paint and nary a flat tire in sight. This thing's used to rough and wild, but requires incredibly specialized handling to make it go in that kind of terrain. She ain't the most off-roady of all vehicles.

A lot, it's a car.

The hardest of steel forged in whatever factory it was forged in. Maybe it's steel. We're not car experts here, she's just lovely, okay?

2005, and been serving her owner well since well after that.

A swooshy vroom and a powerful engine, though a lil slow on the the accele-rate

Best car. Definitely not a granny car. No, no.