Mr. Marvellous

Side Character

Male

56

"One does not ask what a fine gentleman like myself weighs! The nerve!"

"I sport a healthy 6 feet on my own 2 feet!"

"As brown as the rivers in the Eastern Capital! Haha!"

"Ah yes, I often make the journey to that funny old city on the other side of the country for my hair, they do a wonderful job getting the perfect waves and-"

"-I daresay my moustache looks frankly marvellous, the way they achieve such wonderful curves is surely sorcery..."

"As brown as the river- ah, I already said that about my hair didn't I?"

"Human!"

"You may notice I'm not quite as dark as my Southern peers. You see myself, as are many of the residents of this town, am descended from Westerners, and so we inherited their paler complexion..."

"Built like a brick wall if I say so myself!"

"Well you see, when I was a young lad not much older than yourself, me and some friends got together one night and -REDACTED- then, when it was red hot, we -REDACTED- and to this day I've had the scar on the tip of my -REDACTED-. Still not something I regret!"

Dead - Died during the fight against Aleccus Mysturian. His last words were "Bugger, what a pity."

"Meet Spot here, my very own pet war machine! Be careful of that cannon coming towards you, the boy has a bit of a trigger finger!" Mr Marvellous's Rather Large Pet War-Machine