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Alexandrite Michelangelo Ripley the 5th
Old Man Smithers (Antagonist)
Alexandrite Michelangelo Ripley the 5th
They've gone by Alex, Lex, Mikey, Angelo, Angie, Rip, Ripley, and countless other nicknames. Perks of having an inhumanly long name.
~5000, but he looks 25ish
gay
male-ish? (he/they)
Old Man Smithers (Antagonist)
It's unnaturally fluffy and falls in front of their eyes. It also usually smells like smoke.
Dark brown
He has a soul patch for absolutely no reason. He just kinda thinks it looks cool.
Blue
6'2"
A little above average
Some freckles, as well as some burn marks and scars from living in hell.
They have an industrial piercing as well as two lobe piercings on each ear. They also have contemplated getting their nipples pierced just for the hell of it.
Fairly slim, but much stronger than he looks
Somewhere between tan and medium brown
demon
He's got an affinity for rips and tears in his clothing, and he likes showing skin without being completely naked. He also loves dark and excessive jewelry since it makes him stand out without looking too much like an eyesore.
They're extremely good at fitting in, so when it comes to formal wear, they tend to dial it down extremely so he looks mostly like a normal human being, but he does tend to stick to his usually red, black, and gold color palette.
Casual Wear: https://shoplook.io/outfit-preview/5015111
Formal Wear: https://shoplook.io/outfit-preview/3163291
He's pro-free magic use, pro-BLM, pro-queer rights, but also has a prejudice against angels that he was raised with.
As a born demon, they're hot-blooded and don't do well in the cold. They're also painfully extra and don't understand human customs.
He kinda walks slouched over and relaxed to make himself look less threatening so that when he is using his full potential, it looks like more of a change.
Sheer power and also to denounce all homophobia. Later, their motivations include Dick, both the dude and the other thing.
magical abilities & demonic genetics
his lack of understanding of how humans work
dark magic, fucking with humanity
ESTP (The Entrepreneur)
Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Gabriel (Supernatural), Joker (The LEGO Batman Movie, and yes, only the LEGO Batman Movie)
November 5th
He had a decent education in hell, but it wasn't great. Although, since he's been around for 5000 years, he's learned a lot about the ways of the world.
Alex was born in hell in 3000ish BCE. He's only been on earth a few times in his 5000 years since he prefers living in hell, but he's been known to wreak havoc every once and a while.
In recent years, they've been getting antsy and decided to go commit some murders for fun, like the old days, and maybe get worshipped. Instead, he almost got murdered by some gay magic students. Whoops.
They don't really know their family and they don't really care to.
He has a hellhound named Scarlet.
12 Foot Home Depot Skeleton by Kitsch Club
“Who’s that looking through my window? Who’s that standing on my lawn? Who’s that fella with the LCD eyes? A 12 foot Home Depot skeleton! I can’t find room in my budget, I can’t find room in my home, but I’ve got so much room in my heart and I want those bones for my own!”
Be Gay, Do Drugs, Hail Satan by Super Cassette
“I showed up for school with my soul in my pocket. The sister was wearing a cross and a locket and a grimace that told me I'd never be welcome, that Dungeons and Dragons would ’send me to hell, son’. Some kid in the bathroom, between the bells ringing, shared with me how he made peace with the demons. The advice that he gave me was written on paper passed between him and another tenth grader. Six simplе words: be gay, do drugs, hail Satan.”
Blood - End Credits by My Chemical Romance
“I gave you blood, blood, gallons of the stuff. I gave you all that you can drink and it has never been enough. I gave you blood, blood, blood. I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love.”
Brass Goggles by Steam Powered Giraffe
“How'd you like to try pumping lead through your veins, or have a heart so wet and cold it starts rusting? When the world ticks around you, voices tocking all the time, you live for feelings you've never felt because you cannot feel And what is this leaking affecting my eye? Does the oil that is dripping mean this is a cry? Will I ever be something with feelings to hide, or am I just a boiler with nothing inside?”
Burn It All by Panicland
“Well, I hear voices like a symphony, today they sang my eulogy. I kiss goodbye to what I used to be, gonna rise from the ashes of the grave. Sing it back now, aah. Making love with my demons. Aah, oh, can you hear them sing?”
Catabolic Seed by The Scary Jokes
“Oh, what's a devil to do when those old delusions, so tried and true, don't come through, like they used to?”
Cats, Dogs, & Rats by Rare Americans
“I thought my hands were making moves, ut the lands and the grooves unequivocally prove the truth. How did I get so confused? My path, totally askew. Tapped the karma bank til I overdrew, could have been so much more shrewd.”
Charlie’s Inferno by That Handsome Devil
“Up the golden escalator, all his friends and neighbors huddled there in prayer around the respirator. Catch you later, I'm off to see the man upstairs. They all look like ants from here, stars and crystal chandeliers.”
DEBT COLLECTOR by Jhariah
“Here comes the debt collector. Seems you owe him again. Dollars and coins can't cut your check this time around. Here comes the debt collector, and you owe him again. Kind words and lies won't save your head this time around, round, round.”
Dirty Imbecile by The Happy Fits
“Count my little scars, I've got dozens down inside. I am complete and invincible, behind my dirty imbecile. All the things I've tried, boy: be cute, be dumb, be wise, be young. So don't tell me what to fear in the darkness in this atmosphere.”
Disco! in the Panic Room by Bug Hunter
“If I look cool, I’m foolin’ you. At any point you can assume my mind’s computing every path that screws up what I want to do. Lock the door. Seal it too. Dancing in the panic room!”
Do It All The Time by iDKHOW
“We're taking over the world, a little victimless crime. And when I'm taking your innocence, I'll be corrupting your mind. No need to cry; I'm only doing anything I want to do because I do it all the time.”
Eighth Wonder by Lemon Demon
"Thou wilt never, know what I am. I am the fifth dimension, and I'll split the atom. And if you see me, you're paralyzed. Pillar of salt, you're mummified. Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder."
Everything is Fine by Qbomb
“I can see through to the real you: imperfect. There's a screw loose, something broken. What a breakthrough. You can't seek help, I can't fix you. You can't hide the entire world, so stop acting like such a bottom-feeder. It's a face we're all paid to wear. The cheer only makes the venom sweeter.”
Fear & Delight by The Correspondents
“Fear and delight, all the way through the night with a little derring-do. Oh, I'll fall in love with you.”
Fighting With The Melody by Jimmy Urine
“Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to your fate! End of the line. It's just a little explanation of your desperate situation. You're a slave to my design. It's just a complex application to a deadly confrontation. Take a taste. Imma put your lights out. Imma rock your body, baby, ‘til you cry those eyes out.”
Gallery Piece by of Montreal
“I wanna be your love, I wanna make you cry, and sweep you off your feet. I wanna hurt your pride, I wanna slap your face, I wanna paint your nails. I wanna make you you scream, I wanna braid your hair, I wanna kiss your friends. I wanna make you laugh, I wanna dress the same, I wanna defend you.”
Gospel of Dismay by Dagames
“You're just returning our old strings tonight; I hope you turn up the light now. Can I get an amen in here? You see the magic of art; it would tear you apart if you knew. Can I get an amen in here? This magic is fueled by your heart, but the dreams in his eyes were untrue. He had bigger plans for the band. By demand. we came back to his darkened cell. You're going to break us out of this hell.”
I’ll Be Haunting You by They Might Be Giants
“My absence has been weaponized, the empty sockets where my eyes are swiveling to recognize and pin you down. I'm the ringing in your ears rewriting all your fears, and you're the only one who hears the sound.”
Jesus Don’t Like That I’m Gay but Satan’s Cool With It by Lil Boodang
“Open up your bible, turn to page six-hundred-sixty-six. If you got a fuckin' problem I’ll call up the devil, bitch. [...] Tell me something, tell me anything, just say my name is stumbling. Words are caught, like flies and leapers. I know something. My best friend’s name is The Reaper. Take it from him. All he says, he always lingers.”
Labyrinth by Miracle Musical
“See how I circle imaginary mind, imaginary lines. Let the maze of my design carry you on. See how I fly away.”
Laplace’s Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!) by Will Wood
“Have you ever died in a nightmare, woke up surprised you hadn't earned your fate? Have you ever felt like Atlas, threw your back out on the axis, and collapsed and threw the planet away. Everyone's just blood in an ice tray. A vampire picking flowers out in the sun. Run your diagnostic tests, it's posited. Nobody dies agnostic, but we still dial 9-1-1.”
Lost in Bonerland by Nero’s Day At Disneyland
“You, you had the winding path, and the mannequins attack. What kind of yarn do you pack? You, you had them lying to consent and you made me forget. Forget what "maybe" maybe meant.”
Necromancin Dancin by Bear Ghost
“It's a craze! They'll devour every hour of these endless, non-progressive inundations of their kind. And lucky for you, you're the next one in line.”
Problems by Mother Mother
“I've found love in the strangest place, tied up and branded, locked in a cage. I say I'm gonna stage a great escape. Let loose a love all pent up and painfully out of place.”
Stalker’s Tango by Autoheart
“Love me-love me-love me, more than you possibly can. It's not that complicated. No matter what they say, you'll never meet another me.”
Suzerainty by Polite Fiction
“Could you, could you say you had this bright idea to shake it up. Oh for another day, you'd go, I'd follow. We'd wreck this fuckin' town. Get down, high roll. Who's to say, what's to know. Golden rule, it's just for show. Make it what you want, make it what you want. Line 'em up and throw it down. You're the king, wear the crown. Make it what you want, make it what you want, now.”
Turn the Lights Off by Tally Hall
“Don't go in there, you'll become one. Freaky creatures, monster party. Eyes of yellow, scales and feathers, tails in tethers. Turn the lights off.”
Waltz in E-Major, Op. 15 “Moon Waltz” by Cojum Dip
“I’ll see you on the Moon where we’re throwing a party, and as you’re gasping for the last of air, you’ll tra-la-la-la-la. You give me fifty-nine percent from libration. We dance in synchronous rotation.”
You’re Nobody Till Somebody Wants You Dead by Saint Motel
“I wrote this song with a good friend of mine, He cut me out and now I can't sing a line. Well, sure I'm bitter, sure, the whole thing hurts, but I guess it's just time I learned.”
Alex: Shut up, you're all gonna die! Street smarts!
Dick: En garde!
Alex: quickly disarms Dick
Dick:
Dick: So can I have a do-over, or…
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