forum Star Crossed Lovers: The Great Story of Drapple

Started June 22, 2020 by @Althalosian-is-the-father book

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Camilla was delicately placed in front of a redheaded student with big eats, big hands, and big feet (and u know what they say about big feet.) (Big socks, u perv!!!!)

Neville cried because he was sad. "But I just met you," he begged, breaking his Straightness to kneel. "You don't even know if you love me? How can you!" With the valor only a straight white protagonist can have, he stood up. "I'm going to find your soulmate," he said. "If it's the last thing I do!" Little did he know he was going to die so it might be the last thing he does.

Apple felt herself tearing up at the sentiment. "Thank you so much," she choked out. "Maybe what I feel for you is friendship. Do you think I could be gay?"

"I don't know anything about being gay," Neville said. "But I think you're Straight. But who knows." He got up and climbed through the stair that wasn't there a metaphor for his sexuality, and rolled the rest of the way down, shielding Apple with his body by throwing her in the air and catching her. He lay there at the bottom of the stairs breathing hard, the hardness rather like what how something else was very hard. It was Potions. Potions class is very hard. And it is taught by Sneep.

"IM GAY AND STRAIGHT BC I WANT BANG EVERYBODY PLZ COME TO MY SEXY DUNGEON PARTY 2NITE I HAVE SPIKED PUNCH"

Neville cried because he was sad. "But I just met you," he begged, breaking his Straightness to kneel. "You don't even know if you love me? How can you!" With the valor only a straight white protagonist can have, he stood up. "I'm going to find your soulmate," he said. "If it's the last thing I do!" Little did he know he was going to die so it might be the last thing he does.

Apple felt herself tearing up at the sentiment. "Thank you so much," she choked out. "Maybe what I feel for you is friendship. Do you think I could be gay?"

"I don't know anything about being gay," Neville said. "But I think you're Straight. But who knows." He got up and climbed through the stair that wasn't there a metaphor for his sexuality, and rolled the rest of the way down, shielding Apple with his body by throwing her in the air and catching her. He lay there at the bottom of the stairs breathing hard, the hardness rather like what how something else was very hard. It was Potions. Potions class is very hard. And it is taught by Sneep.

I'm hard, thought Apple. "Maybe I am Straight but I don't want to rule out Girls you know?"

"GET! TO! THE! DINING! HALL!" Sneeeeeeep yelled again, imaginging Luscious's cold hand on his hot bod. It was very hot in the kitchen, and even though Slughorn was a good way to get favors due to his many connections, he didn't have the raw masculine sex appeal of Luscious Pecs Malfoy.

"IM GAY AND STRAIGHT BC I WANT BANG EVERYBODY PLZ COME TO MY SEXY DUNGEON PARTY 2NITE I HAVE SPIKED PUNCH"

LETS INVITE HERMIONE AND WE CAN HAVE A HAREM TO SALINON ADDED

"I don't know anything about being gay," Neville said. "But I think you're Straight. But who knows." He got up and climbed through the stair that wasn't there a metaphor for his sexuality, and rolled the rest of the way down, shielding Apple with his body by throwing her in the air and catching her. He lay there at the bottom of the stairs breathing hard, the hardness rather like what how something else was very hard. It was Potions. Potions class is very hard. And it is taught by Sneep.

I'm hard, thought Apple. "Maybe I am Straight but I don't want to rule out Girls you know?"

"I feel like to be Straight you have to be for guys only." He shook his head quickly. "Except not like that! I am Straight and I only have certain feelings for girls." He got off the floor where he had been reclining like he was French. Which is dumb because he's British. He walked to the dining hall with long and straight steps.

"I don't know anything about being gay," Neville said. "But I think you're Straight. But who knows." He got up and climbed through the stair that wasn't there a metaphor for his sexuality, and rolled the rest of the way down, shielding Apple with his body by throwing her in the air and catching her. He lay there at the bottom of the stairs breathing hard, the hardness rather like what how something else was very hard. It was Potions. Potions class is very hard. And it is taught by Sneep.

I'm hard, thought Apple. "Maybe I am Straight but I don't want to rule out Girls you know?"

"I feel like to be Straight you have to be for guys only." He shook his head quickly. "Except not like that! I am Straight and I only have certain feelings for girls." He got off the floor where he had been reclining like he was French. Which is dumb because he's British. He walked to the dining hall with long and straight steps.

Apple allowed herself to be comforted by the Neville's warm hands, knowing that at any second, her clumsy-ass friend would probably drop her but also that he would catch her like the great baseball loving straight man he was. If he even liked baseball. But straight people liked baseball, so she figured it was a safe assumption. "I know what you mean," she giggled. "Let's search for boys first and then if we don't find one we can look for girls for both of us. Because you like girls."

"I don't know anything about being gay," Neville said. "But I think you're Straight. But who knows." He got up and climbed through the stair that wasn't there a metaphor for his sexuality, and rolled the rest of the way down, shielding Apple with his body by throwing her in the air and catching her. He lay there at the bottom of the stairs breathing hard, the hardness rather like what how something else was very hard. It was Potions. Potions class is very hard. And it is taught by Sneep.

I'm hard, thought Apple. "Maybe I am Straight but I don't want to rule out Girls you know?"

"I feel like to be Straight you have to be for guys only." He shook his head quickly. "Except not like that! I am Straight and I only have certain feelings for girls." He got off the floor where he had been reclining like he was French. Which is dumb because he's British. He walked to the dining hall with long and straight steps.

Apple allowed herself to be comforted by the Neville's warm hands, knowing that at any second, her clumsy-ass friend would probably drop her but also that he would catch her like the great baseball loving straight man he was. If he even liked baseball. But straight people liked baseball, so she figured it was a safe assumption. "I know what you mean," she giggled. "Let's search for boys first and then if we don't find one we can look for girls for both of us. Because you like girls."

Neville kissed her like Luke did when he didn't know Leia was his sister. Not exactly intimately. But sort of wondering about doing it in the future. Control yourself, Neville! he thought to himself. But he was happy. "That's a great idea, Apple!" he said. "It's a good thing I didn't eat you."

Snape sat at the head of the table like the melodramatic bastard he is, perched on one of Sluthorn's meaty thighs. They were solely friends with benefits, but Slughorny had been leaving his disgusting gifts of crystalized pineapple at Snep's door. One had been in an engagement ring box. Snepe had no rome in his heart for anyone but his beloathed Luscious

Her heart swelled. "I'm glad you didn't eat me too, no matter how good it would have been. Maybe I can help you find a girlfriend. We can be each other's wingmen. Except I would be a wingwoman because I'm a girl." Apple may not have known what romantic attraction felt like, but she knew for sure she was a girl.

@crocs-to-a-knife-fight

Her heart swelled. "I'm glad you didn't eat me too, no matter how good it would have been. Maybe I can help you find a girlfriend. We can be each other's wingmen. Except I would be a wingwoman because I'm a girl." Apple may not have known what romantic attraction felt like, but she knew for sure she was a girl.

"That's great," Neville said. He would have liked to hold her hand. But apples don't have hands ru stopid but Neville knows that cause herbolgy
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"Why is there all this?' he said, gazing bewilderedly at the great hall.

Sonalli threw a plate of mashed potatoes at Neville and her aim woz really good so it splattered all over him and an apple he was holding. Bc she doesn't know about Apple you dummy

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU STUPID BITCH!" Snape yelled, jerking off Slughorn so quickly that he fell into the table, his nasty grey panties visible due to his shoved-up robes. "CLEAN THOSE POTAMATOS WITH YOUR TONGUE!!"

@crocs-to-a-knife-fight

((what))

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU STUPID BITCH!" Snape yelled, jerking off Slughorn so quickly that he fell into the table, his nasty grey panties visible due to his shoved-up robes. "CLEAN THOSE POTAMATOS WITH YOUR TONGUE!!"

Sonalli licked her lips. "I'll clean you with my tongue," she purred like McGonagall in cat form

@crocs-to-a-knife-fight

((what))

((Join the chaos))

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU STUPID BITCH!" Snape yelled, jerking off Slughorn so quickly that he fell into the table, his nasty grey panties visible due to his shoved-up robes. "CLEAN THOSE POTAMATOS WITH YOUR TONGUE!!"

Sonalli licked her lips. "I'll clean you with my tongue," she purred like McGonagall in cat form

"How dare you!" Snape gasped, "I am a homosexual!"
It wasn't exactly true, since Lily Potter got his motor running more quickly than jump cables on a dead car, but the child was disgustingly sexual.