forum Star Crossed Lovers: The Great Story of Drapple
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@Pickles group

"all dungeons are fun dungeons" sonalli yelled because she's kool and doesn't care about rules because she's hawt
"I need more beer" she threw her empty can at snep

@GoodThingGoing group

"Secumsempra!" Snep yelled, and slashed his wand. Skye's thicc, juicy ass disappeared, and her wobbling breasts shrunk down three sizes to a humble A-Cup.

@GoodThingGoing group

"all dungeons are fun dungeons" sonalli yelled because she's kool and doesn't care about rules because she's hawt
"I need more beer" she threw her empty can at snep

Snape threw another can at her and it went right through her head. Her scar onli mad her mor bootyiful

@Pickles group

Sonalli cowered back, covering her ample breasts, afraid that she might undergo the same fate, but she was undeniably happy to no longer have competition for who was the hottest, and even more undeniably attracted to the new Skye

@Althalosian-is-the-father book

Neville rolled around. "What's this? An apple bush? Professor Sprout told me about these." He got up to leave when a soft voice called to him. "Draco?" The apple said, have you finally come for me?" Recognizing it was a girl apple (all apples are girls. Neville knows this cuz he nows herbolgy) he wasn't afraid to be less than five feet from it.

@Fraust

Skye gapsed deeply offended "HOW DAR YOU IM THE CHOSEN ONE AND PEDOPHILIA IS WRONG STOP HOLDING MY ASS HOSTAGE CREEPY VAMPIRE EDGY PAPA SMURF LOOKING DOOR HINGE BITCH"

@Pickles group

Skye gapsed deeply offended "HOW DAR YOU IM THE CHOSEN ONE AND PEDOPHILIA IS WRONG STOP HOLDING MY ASS HOSTAGE CREEPY VAMPIRE EDGY PAPA SMURF LOOKING DOOR HINGE BITCH"

Sonalli bit her lip. "About that dungeon, love-" Although she had never referred to Skye as love before, she wasn't nervous because she was very confident. And a little tipsy.

@GoodThingGoing group

Skye gapsed deeply offended "HOW DAR YOU IM THE CHOSEN ONE AND PEDOPHILIA IS WRONG STOP HOLDING MY ASS HOSTAGE CREEPY VAMPIRE EDGY PAPA SMURF LOOKING DOOR HINGE BITCH"

"KISS MY SALLOW ASS, YOU DUMB WHORE!" Snape bellowed. He thought of Luscious's luscious ass then. He had a boner but he didn't realize it because that's how biology works.

@Pickles group

(Pickles can have Apple now.)
Who are you Neville said. I'm Neville.

I'm Apple Apple said. Nice to meet you I am green and female.

@Althalosian-is-the-father book

(Pickles can have Apple now.)
Who are you Neville said. I'm Neville.

I'm Apple Apple said. Nice to meet you I am green and female.

Neville looked at the beautiful green apple, unsure how he could because he was under the stairs like Harry had been and he was also alive so he was a boy who lived. "Wait why can you talk," he said.

@Fraust

Skye gapsed deeply offended "HOW DAR YOU IM THE CHOSEN ONE AND PEDOPHILIA IS WRONG STOP HOLDING MY ASS HOSTAGE CREEPY VAMPIRE EDGY PAPA SMURF LOOKING DOOR HINGE BITCH"

Sonalli bit her lip. "About that dungeon, love-" Although she had never referred to Skye as love before, she wasn't nervous because she was very confident. And a little tipsy.

"COM TO MY DUNGEON BITCH AND WE CAN DO THE BANG AND GET HIGH" Skye flipped off the table and made house elves catch her bc they her slaves

@GoodThingGoing group

Camilla was very cold. In fact, she felt naked. Her body was dotted with little raised bumps, like the ones you get when you fuck up shaving. She wrapped her plucked arms around her delicious, tender breasts and sqwuaked.

@Pickles group

(Pickles can have Apple now.)
Who are you Neville said. I'm Neville.

I'm Apple Apple said. Nice to meet you I am green and female.

Neville looked at the beautiful green apple, unsure how he could because he was under the stairs like Harry had been and he was also alive so he was a boy who lived. "Wait why can you talk," he said.

"I am a special apple," Apple said. "Embued with the essence of a person, looking for my soulmate. But why would you know anything about that, it's not like you're a herbology student or something."

@Pickles group

Skye gapsed deeply offended "HOW DAR YOU IM THE CHOSEN ONE AND PEDOPHILIA IS WRONG STOP HOLDING MY ASS HOSTAGE CREEPY VAMPIRE EDGY PAPA SMURF LOOKING DOOR HINGE BITCH"

Sonalli bit her lip. "About that dungeon, love-" Although she had never referred to Skye as love before, she wasn't nervous because she was very confident. And a little tipsy.

"COM TO MY DUNGEON BITCH AND WE CAN DO THE BANG AND GET HIGH" Skye flipped off the table and made house elves catch her bc they her slaves

Sonilli gasped with the excitement of someone about to get laid because that's what was happening