"I just told you I can't move, you dumbass. And I'm food. If you're hungry, eat me." The shift in her tone was drastic.
Wut r u doing Neville said.
"Seducing you," Apple said, wishing she had boobs to waggle.
"Oh," Nevilles said. "I don't think it's gonna work out for… reasons."
(Jyn I'm dying.)
(:D)
"I just told you I can't move, you dumbass. And I'm food. If you're hungry, eat me." The shift in her tone was drastic.
Wut r u doing Neville said.
"Seducing you," Apple said, wishing she had boobs to waggle.
"Oh," Nevilles said. "I don't think it's gonna work out for… reasons."
"What reasons?" Apple asked gently, with genuine curiosity and a faint trace of hurt. "You said you were straight and I am a girl."
"I WANT DRUGS AND ALCOHOL UWU" Skye sed starting to twerk again with small ass
"I WANT DRUGS AND ALCOHOL UWU" Skye sed starting to twerk again with small ass
Sonalli joined in with her large endowments jiggling rhythmically and sensually
"Oh," Nevilles said. "I don't think it's gonna work out for… reasons."
"What reasons?" Apple asked gently, with genuine curiosity and a faint trace of hurt. "You said you were straight and I am a girl."
"What would we even do together?" Neville said, the sad desperation that made The Gays wonder if the straights were okay creeping into his tone like Sonalli tried to do into anyone's bed but couldn't.
(lmaoooo i'm dying)
"Shut up, you godless heathens," came a posher britisher voice from her right. It was an asparagus, slightly charred and very annoyed. "You two will burn in hell for your homosexual interactions, but I will ascend to the heavens like my mother always said I would."
A booming Merican voice roared through the oven.
"ARCHIBALD, HOW DARE YOU!" a nother cuckcumber bellowed. "DID OUR RELATIONSHIP MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?"
Camilla always got hungry when she was hot (which was always), so she ate the asparagus before he could answer.
Draco tried to breathe and coughed cuz dust was in his throat MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS he yelled at the dust
(Holy schist Jyn!)
(Is that a good "holy schist" or a bad "holy schist")
"Oh," Nevilles said. "I don't think it's gonna work out for… reasons."
"What reasons?" Apple asked gently, with genuine curiosity and a faint trace of hurt. "You said you were straight and I am a girl."
"What would we even do together?" Neville said, the sad desperation that made The Gays wonder if the straights were okay creeping into his tone like Sonalli tried to do into anyone's bed except couldn't.
(I'm crying)
"I don't know, but I want to try. With you. We could have something." Her voice had a ring of desperation mingled with the regret of losing a lover.
(Very good.)
(Are you proud of me, father?)
(fuck me dude)
Neville cried because he was sad. "But I just met you," he begged, breaking his Straightness to kneel. "You don't even know if you love me? How can you!" With the valor only a straight white protagonist can have, he stood up. "I'm going to find your soulmate," he said. "If it's the last thing I do!" Little did he know he was going to die so it might be the last thing he does.
(fuck me dude)
Okay sonalli said but get in line bc I'm hotter than you and every1 likes me uwu
(I am proud.)
Meanwhile, a lonesome creature sat at a table. His eyes a charming, forest green. His smile lit up the room. His skin, a beautiful, scaly olive. A candy cigarette in his firm, powerful jaws.
Stevo the Muggle Crocodile was his name, and no one knew why there was a literal crocodile in the Great Hall, but no one questioned it. Up until now. Maybe. Stevo sauntered off of the table and began to walk around the school.
And then there was that kid. Sticking out his leg, he tripped Stevo, and somehow, the 4 meter long Muggle Crocodile flipped completely over, even though he was walking just fine moments before. With a hiss and a bellow, he asked the troublemaker why he tripped Stevo.
But Stevo was just a normal crocodile, not one who could talk. And then kid was already off and out of there. A small tear saw its way out of his eyes but Stevo soon turned around and began to walk away again.
His name is Stevo.
Camilla was primed and crispy when she was taken out of the oven; Larry was the only one of her friends who remained. She gave a nervous sqqqquak as a house elf took the pan and dumped her juicy bod on the table. He put her on a plate surrounded by her friends' corpses and beside one stacked with horse divorce and carried them to the dining hall.
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"IT'S DINNER TIME, YOU DISGUSTING WHORES!" Snape yelled, his secret lover and power bottom Horace Slughorn following behind him. "GET YOUR PETITE YET SUPPLE ARSES TO THE DINING HALL!"
Neville cried because he was sad. "But I just met you," he begged, breaking his Straightness to kneel. "You don't even know if you love me? How can you!" With the valor only a straight white protagonist can have, he stood up. "I'm going to find your soulmate," he said. "If it's the last thing I do!" Little did he know he was going to die so it might be the last thing he does.
Apple felt herself tearing up at the sentiment. "Thank you so much," she choked out. "Maybe what I feel for you is friendship. Do you think I could be gay?"
(fuck me dude)
Okay sonalli said but get in line bc I'm hotter than you and every1 likes me uwu
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(also no one can hear Apple because she can't actually talk okay but Neville is on drugs so he dosint kno)
(fuck me dude)
Okay sonalli said but get in line bc I'm hotter than you and every1 likes me uwu
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;] Sonalli said
(Then will Draco be on the same drugs?)