s c o o t e r t o w n

"nice ass"

ONE BLACK COFFEE

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
BLE BDOP BLE BDOP BELIEVER! BELIEVER!
…
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
BLE BDOP BLE BDOP BELIEVER!

BELIEVER!

(I'll be willing to explain that one if anyone asks. Also yes, it is sung to the tune of "Believer")

I’m curious

(I'll be willing to explain that one if anyone asks. Also yes, it is sung to the tune of "Believer")

I’m curious

My baby sister tried to sing "Believer" by Imagine Dragons once. She didn't know the lyrics… "BLE BDOP BLE BDOP BELIEVER!!!! BELIEVER!!!!!!!!!" (She sounded like something you'd hear in a Vine compilation)

Knuckle head McSpazzatron

(I'll be willing to explain that one if anyone asks. Also yes, it is sung to the tune of "Believer")

I’m curious

My baby sister tried to sing "Believer" by Imagine Dragons once. She didn't know the lyrics… "BLE BDOP BLE BDOP BELIEVER!!!! BELIEVER!!!!!!!!!" (She sounded like something you'd hear in a Vine compilation)

That’s awesome lol

(I'll be willing to explain that one if anyone asks. Also yes, it is sung to the tune of "Believer")

I’m curious

My baby sister tried to sing "Believer" by Imagine Dragons once. She didn't know the lyrics… "BLE BDOP BLE BDOP BELIEVER!!!! BELIEVER!!!!!!!!!" (She sounded like something you'd hear in a Vine compilation)

That’s awesome lol

(Yaaaaaass! lol.)

"Which part of you is the seat?"
"He's the violent one, crap"
"He ran into a gate"
"I'll be the table, you can be the bread, and you're the wedding cake"
"I AM THE BREAD!"

brendon urie makes me nut
-this one kid in the hallway after hearing my friends and i talk about the piano version of this is gospel

brendon urie makes me nut
-this one kid in the hallway after hearing my friends and i talk about the piano version of this is gospel

yes

brendon urie makes me nut
-this one kid in the hallway after hearing my friends and i talk about the piano version of this is gospel

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT!!
the next day he came up behind me and put his hand around my shoulder and said "Hey" really flirtatiously. I said, and I quote myself here, "Hi. I'm lesbian."

"I'm a poet and I'm not aware of that fact."

"Yeah, I might do that too, I can't penguin slide on ice anymore."

Stop yolking me with the devil’s skull!

Your mom is a hydrocarbon!

Are you milking my spleen right now?

"It's the waaaaaaaaaater!"
"bncn blsjc psncncskd huai"
"yOu wErE nEvEr iNvOLvEd"
"Yaaaaaaas bitch! Hey look, shoes!"
"What the ** you!"
"rrrrrrrum rrrrrrrrum rrrrrrrrum. rUdOLpH!"
"Oh shif*"
"WOaly **"
"shermernerher"
"geduhur"
"TISNEK"
"iM hAvInG a MeaTbaLL bReAkDOwN"
"Gam, whaaaaat?"
"that was stupid friend"
"scribbly dibbly, scribbly dibbly :) "

i actually can grammar goodly
beat the opponent soundedly!

“Cool cat saves the kids! Coooooooooooool!”
“sOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME MY LIFE WAS NICE SPAGHETTI!”
“Thanos, he snaps his fingers during a song, so how many people would he kill? I don’t know, it depends on the song.”
“Fire lights match and throws it on a piece of paper, Earth throws rock, Water points at puddle, Air choaks self”

“Cool cat saves the kids! Coooooooooooool!”

I get that one…

“Cool cat saves the kids! Coooooooooooool!”

I get that one…

Daddy Derek: Was it locked?
Cool Cat: Yes it was Daddy Derek!
Daddy Derek: Well that’s for safety reasons.

Girl with rat hair: I just got a text,
Cool Cat: well read what it saayyyyssss
Girl with rat hair: Le gasp They said I’m ugly and my hair looks like rat hair!
Cool Cat: gets triggered THATS SO MEAAANNNNNNNNN

yam thread

"Hey, Nic, I have my crack selling outfit!"

"Hey, I see you brought your crack again. Oh look, you even have your straw!"

“I’m as straight as the line work for Kirby.”

"It's a party in North Korea"

"eat the rich"
"this is why we cant have nice things"
"pineapple, of course."

“Just ate 10 boxes of Thin Mints, I’m not feeling so thin ;-;”
“Despacito? More like DespaciNO”

"Ethiopian child deflater"