forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"So you see this cell is a special kind of stupid, so it splits itself in half like a mother trucker and gives the host cancer"
-kid doing presentation about cancer cells

Perfect explanation

Truely

from the back of the class whilst our crackhead math teacher is yelling at a kid for talking during her lesson
Can I get a waffle?
cAn I pLeAsE gEt A wAfFLe?

Some random kid: "…This land is my land this land is your land..
Friend interrupts: "Honestly we're in so much debt we might as well be China's land.
My History teacher who happens to be walking by: I like that, I'm using that now.

(My sibling and I have the same school)
sibling- "I swallowed gum! I'M GONNA DIE!"
Me- "You don't die from swallowing one piece of gum."
Sibling- "I need to lay down. I can already feel it killing me!"
Me- "You're not going to di-"
Sibling-"I'm dyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggg!"
Me- "Dude, you don't-"
Sibling- "I'M TEXTING MOM TO START PLANNING A FUNERAL!"
Me- "YOU DON'T DIE IF YOU SWALLOW GUM."
Sibling- "In my will I leave you this corn dog." (They had a corn dog with them)
Me- "…"
Sibling- "…"
Sibling- "I swallowed it whole! I'M DYING!"

"eggs are just liquid chickens."

"Yo, Mrs. insert name here! Can I have the rest of your hot pocket?!"
Teacher: "Sure"

“Drugs are my favorite snack.”
“They aren’t a snack you retard, they’re drugs.”
“How comes you can eat them?”
“…”
“YOU ARE THE RETARD!”
“Shit you right! I am the retard!”

"Im JuSt In LoVe WiTh FUCKING FROOT LOOPS"
"dude calm down…"
"BUT ITS FROOT LOOPS!!!"

-Random freshman

“Fortnite is so over rated, I mean, Overwatch is clearly the superior game.”
Me: “Someone finally agrees.”
Everyone else starts a riot: “REEEE YOU WRONG”
Me: “Jesus what’s wrong with an opinion.”

(Update on gum conversation)
Sibling- Stares at phone "Mom says I'm not going to die."
Me- "I told you that."
Sibling- "Sssssh. I trust her more."
Me- ._.

me: Now today I gave m self a pep talk and I said on a scale of GAY to BI to Straight (1 to 5 to 10) what are you and I said to my self I'm a 2 yes I am that gay ahahhahaha
J: I'm an 8
H: I'm a 3
K: I'm as straight as a line so 10
Me: holy shit your the only straight one here
J: and one of the two straight friends we have!

some kids walking out of chorus
“…and that’s how you make and elf mad”

(I wish I knew what they were talking about, but I had lunch and I would actually like some decent food for lunch so I walked past the room pretty fast)

"SUCK MY JINGLE BALLS!"

• An angry kid to a guy in the hallway

Talking about if an intruder was in the building "Hit him with my flute."
"No, but flutes are literally a metal stick, they're perfect."
"Stands as sheilds and our instruments as weapons."
Me: "Just imagine an entire band with our instruments going after this guy."
Friend: "Yeah but we can't be quiet."
Me: "Yeah, the tubas would probably be playing a war chant or something."

"America isn't a continent. Canada, the US, and Mexico are a continent." -this kid in my English class

Teacher: What's below the US?
Student: South America???

well they're not wrong…

Me: Serenity now! bangs hand on table
Kid next to me: Serenity ow, amiright?

Me: I can change my mindset, but I can't change Johnny's death.
Everyone: gasps because they haven't read The Outsiders yet for school
Me:……oops…..

Me: Serenity now! bangs hand on table
Kid next to me: Serenity ow, amiright?

Me: I can change my mindset, but I can't change Johnny's death.
Everyone: gasps because they haven't read The Outsiders yet for school
Me:……oops…..

I’m reading that too! Except it’s for Spanish class. I read the English version, though, and I totally called Johnny’s death

“Fortnite is so over rated, I mean, Overwatch is clearly the superior game.”
Me: “Someone finally agrees.”
Everyone else starts a riot: “REEEE YOU WRONG”
Me: “Jesus what’s wrong with an opinion.”

MY GOD YES OVERWATCH

“Fortnite is so over rated, I mean, Overwatch is clearly the superior game.”
Me: “Someone finally agrees.”
Everyone else starts a riot: “REEEE YOU WRONG”
Me: “Jesus what’s wrong with an opinion.”

MY GOD YES OVERWATCH

SOMEONE ELSE LOVES OVERWATCH YESSSS

“Fortnite is so over rated, I mean, Overwatch is clearly the superior game.”
Me: “Someone finally agrees.”
Everyone else starts a riot: “REEEE YOU WRONG”
Me: “Jesus what’s wrong with an opinion.”

MY GOD YES OVERWATCH

SOMEONE ELSE LOVES OVERWATCH YESSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

“Fortnite is so over rated, I mean, Overwatch is clearly the superior game.”
Me: “Someone finally agrees.”
Everyone else starts a riot: “REEEE YOU WRONG”
Me: “Jesus what’s wrong with an opinion.”

MY GOD YES OVERWATCH

SOMEONE ELSE LOVES OVERWATCH YESSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

CHEIIIEOOUUOOUUKNNNHNNNKJLJLJLILDUKDHHFUKEHRFKUHERKJFMJDLIJEEILDJREILDJJFIOLIEJJJPEFRPJIW

“Fortnite is so over rated, I mean, Overwatch is clearly the superior game.”
Me: “Someone finally agrees.”
Everyone else starts a riot: “REEEE YOU WRONG”
Me: “Jesus what’s wrong with an opinion.”

MY GOD YES OVERWATCH

SOMEONE ELSE LOVES OVERWATCH YESSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

CHEIIIEOOUUOOUUKNNNHNNNKJLJLJLILDUKDHHFUKEHRFKUHERKJFMJDLIJEEILDJREILDJJFIOLIEJJJPEFRPJIW

YEEEEEEEEEE WHO DO YOU MAIN

“Fortnite is so over rated, I mean, Overwatch is clearly the superior game.”
Me: “Someone finally agrees.”
Everyone else starts a riot: “REEEE YOU WRONG”
Me: “Jesus what’s wrong with an opinion.”

MY GOD YES OVERWATCH

SOMEONE ELSE LOVES OVERWATCH YESSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

CHEIIIEOOUUOOUUKNNNHNNNKJLJLJLILDUKDHHFUKEHRFKUHERKJFMJDLIJEEILDJREILDJJFIOLIEJJJPEFRPJIW

YEEEEEEEEEE WHO DO YOU MAIN

SAMBRA (Don’t think I spelt it right) TO THE END REEEE

“Fortnite is so over rated, I mean, Overwatch is clearly the superior game.”
Me: “Someone finally agrees.”
Everyone else starts a riot: “REEEE YOU WRONG”
Me: “Jesus what’s wrong with an opinion.”

MY GOD YES OVERWATCH

SOMEONE ELSE LOVES OVERWATCH YESSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

CHEIIIEOOUUOOUUKNNNHNNNKJLJLJLILDUKDHHFUKEHRFKUHERKJFMJDLIJEEILDJREILDJJFIOLIEJJJPEFRPJIW

YEEEEEEEEEE WHO DO YOU MAIN

SAMBRA (Don’t think I spelt it right) TO THE END REEEE

WOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M A JUNKRAT/MOIRA MAIN

I MADE A THREAD SO WE WON'T ANNOY ANYONE ELSE

thank you