forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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“What is it called when a panda mates with a octopus

"ZAWAMBIE ZAWAMBIE ZAWAMBIE!!! WHAT'S IN YAR HEAAAAD IN YOUR HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD????"

(Me. In the middle of first period. Singing. Because reasons.)

^^^^666th post

Crowley's Phone Number

"My little brother is Satan in the flesh"

"Would you rather have a hot man or a hot gnome?!"

• Kid during a debate about which Romeo and Juliet would be better, the DiCaprio version or Gnomeo and Juliet.

• Were they snuffing the Clorox wipes?
  Yes.
  Maybe that’s why they’re so crazy.

• gasp That’s against the laws of Indonesia!!!
  …We’re in the U.S.

• Ow! You just shoved that pencil up my ear!?

We are all foreign here.
(Teacher to a foreign exchange student)

"S.C. Johnson, a family company." -a guy in my geometry class

Me: laying on the floor in a food comma after we had our cast party
My friend: "GUYS, I THINK WE BROKE THE REPTILE!"
Drama Teacher: Very tired and confused Do we need to call the petshop?

"Excuse me I ran out of fucks to give, may I have one of yours?"

• Teacher: I heard you guys! Stop getting on my case!
  Whispers I don’t think she heard us.

• Teacher: points to map In the dark yellow area… the dehydrated urine yellow color is where the original colonies were. The light yellow, the okay urine color…
  Glares Okay…
  What about the green area?
  Teacher: That is the you-need-to-go-to-the-doctor color.

"What's an ATM?"
-Kid in honors math

"Today, I put my phone in a muffin!"
-Dudebro in science

"I had a dream where Gordon Ramsey was yelling at me because I put grapes on bread and told him it was a sandwich"
-Random conversation in hallway I overheard

^^oof

entire class taking turns finishing verses to the tune of Jingle Bells, in second period
Dashing through the halls
Failed our test today
Don't know where to go
With our lives today
Oh!
JINGLE BELLS
TAKING Ls
HIT US WITH A SLEIGH
I'M SO DONE
THIS ISN'T FUN
THERE GOES MY GPA
All Together HEY!

Can I use this

And also me

yeah go ahead but if you post it or anything just be sure to @. me

Yo I had a dream in which Gordon Ramsey was screaming at me for not turning the oven on. The oven was powered by literal intelligence and i couldn't turn it on and I was just hysterically laughing while gordon was just loosing his shiz with my stupidity.

entire class taking turns finishing verses to the tune of Jingle Bells, in second period
Dashing through the halls
Failed our test today
Don't know where to go
With our lives today
Oh!
JINGLE BELLS
TAKING Ls
HIT US WITH A SLEIGH
I'M SO DONE
THIS ISN'T FUN
THERE GOES MY GPA
All Together HEY!

Can I use this

And also me

yeah go ahead but if you post it or anything just be sure to @. me

BIG HECKING MOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!

Teacher: Can someone summarize Act Five so far?
Me: Romeo finds out that Juliet died, goes 'GUESS I'LL JUST DIE!', hits up a drug dealer and buys poison, then fights Paris, who goes "I'm going to have to kill you" to which Romeo goes "BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WANT TO LIVE!"
Teacher: That's an interesting take, but yes.

I remember a few years ago that I sneezed while holding a pencil point-up, and it went up my nose and I had to go to the nurse for my bloody nose. It didn't hurt, but it was a weird feeling. Also, it wasn't sharp enough to seriously injure me.

Now I suddenly wish I wasn't homeschooled…

I had a whole discussion in my chorus class of what the hierarchy of students is in comparing how they would do in a fight. From worst to best, it goes homeschoolers, private schoolers, and public schoolers. We've put up with enough to know how to handle ourselves in a fight. We also play DIRTY, so I'm just warning you…

See I wish I could argue with you but I go to a public school and no lie a good 85% of the kids there would beat a private schooler/homeschooler in a h e a r t b e a t

As a public schooler who went to private school for a while, I agree.

Oh, absolutely… My brother is former private school, whereas I've been in public school all my life. There's a big difference in our willingness to fight someone. I will throw down in a heartbeat, and I think I sometimes scare him even though he's taller than me.

I heard someone ask if King George was the General in the Revolutionary war and then a long sigh came from our History Teacher

"I swear, if Mrs. (Name) asks me to open a pickle jar one more time I will shove this pencil in my eye"
(In short: Science 7 is weird.)

I will though hands all 4'10 of my body weight just so I can beat you up

I will though hands all 4'10 of my body weight just so I can beat you up

I feel like there's a missing word or something in there.

I will though hands all 4'10 of my body weight just so I can beat you up

I feel like there's a missing word or something in there.

yep i was typing fast
I will throw hands and all 4'10 of me just so I can beat you up
p.s i wanted to add 'public schools do not fuck around almost all of my teaches can benchpress anyone in the school'

Male Student: I tried to become a plumber. A lesbian plumber. But I got rejected…