"PSA: Jesus wasn't white! Cue the horrified Catholic screaming."
Oh my God… there's this one really racist, homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic, generally jerkwad kid in my class who I said very nearly the same thing to. He was shooketh, and it was glorious.
Yes….make him shooketh……
Also can we admire just how much of a quiet badass Mary was? She got asked by an angel to carry God's son and she said yes and had to raise Him knowing just who He was and she had to watch her only son be brutally murdered before her very eyes. We need more people like Mary, strong yet caring.
(Also she was like 13????)
(Older, probably around sixteen, but fourteen at a stretch.)
Teacher:Now this is the story-
RandomKid:ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE, I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL AIR
Teacher: is silently on the computer.**Looks up suddenly
occupational therapy?!
Looks down like nothing happened
Our Chemistry Teacher: "Yeah, that's the scale we use to mass the cocaine. How else do you think we got all this nice lab supplies?"
(Older, probably around sixteen, but fourteen at a stretch.)
(Yeah I always forget how young she was!)
(Talking about SU)
Kid: "Garnets are red, Sapphires are blue, put them together and they're stronger than you!"
Kid 2: "But they're not straighter."
"BITCH, BITCH NO! IT WAS OBVIOUSLY B YOU FUCKING NERD!" -Me at one of my teammates when we did a math game.
"I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!!!!"
(Person on phone) "No! NO HEY HEY!" pause "FUCK WHY WOULD YOU EAT MY FAVORITE PENCIL!" pause "THE WHOLE THING?! YOU ATE THE WHOLE ASS PENCIL? GO TO HELL YOU SICK FUCK!"
~True story!
"I think I got gayer over the weekend"
"I think I got gayer over the weekend"
Me
"I think I got gayer over the weekend"
Me
Same
"I think I got gayer over the weekend"
Me
Same
Oh my god, sameeeeee. Well, Pan-er, but same difference. Ya get what I mean.
"I think I got gayer over the weekend"
Me
Same
Oh my god, sameeeeee. Well, Pan-er, but same difference. Ya get what I mean.
lol. whole ass mood right here
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Me while playing Smash Ultimate with my boyfriend:
"You can't kill me if I do it myself first!" [yeets fighter off stage]
"My shirt is dirty! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!" -Random kid as they shoot past everyone to class so fast they were just a blur.
"There will be a day when I manage my time, get enough sleep, and actually get my shit together. But today… today is not that day."
~A friend of mine, who proceeded to chug a thermos full of coffee
Big mood
Honestly though
entire class taking turns finishing verses to the tune of Jingle Bells, in second period
Dashing through the halls
Failed our test today
Don't know where to go
With our lives today
Oh!
JINGLE BELLS
TAKING Ls
HIT US WITH A SLEIGH
I'M SO DONE
THIS ISN'T FUN
THERE GOES MY GPA
All Together HEY!
Aaaand that's Gen Z humor in a nutshell
There we go
BIG MOOD
Our poor second period teacher was so confused and concerned at the same time
Random kid in the hallway:"Sooo Communism? "
entire class taking turns finishing verses to the tune of Jingle Bells, in second period
Dashing through the halls
Failed our test today
Don't know where to go
With our lives today
Oh!
JINGLE BELLS
TAKING Ls
HIT US WITH A SLEIGH
I'M SO DONE
THIS ISN'T FUN
THERE GOES MY GPA
All Together HEY!
Can I use this
entire class taking turns finishing verses to the tune of Jingle Bells, in second period
Dashing through the halls
Failed our test today
Don't know where to go
With our lives today
Oh!
JINGLE BELLS
TAKING Ls
HIT US WITH A SLEIGH
I'M SO DONE
THIS ISN'T FUN
THERE GOES MY GPA
All Together HEY!Can I use this
And also me?