forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)
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@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

GUYS I MIGTHOF JUST FUCKED UP AND CAUSED A BREAKUP

FUCK

What happened?

Ok so I have 2 rlly close friends (I've had crushes on both of them) ans they're dating rn. So the girl, I'll call her Kate, thinks she's losing feeling s for the guy, calling him elliot(who I currently have a crush on. And I've had this crush for a YEARR)). And Elliot has been feeling like the relationship was bad for MONTHS.

I'm really close with both of them so they both come to talk to me about their problems and stuff. A couple days ago Kate told me that she thinks she lost feelings and has been ignoring Elliot. I promised not to say anything

Today I was talking to Elliot (it's 1 am so the convo got weird) and I made a joke about stealing his girl and he started talking abt how Kate is rlly distant. So I said we talked but bros before hoes and ur a Hoe so I can't tell you.

And he's gonna probably break up w her tmw!! I'm a horrible personn

@False-andrew flash_on

GUYS I MIGTHOF JUST FUCKED UP AND CAUSED A BREAKUP

FUCK

What happened?

Ok so I have 2 rlly close friends (I've had crushes on both of them) ans they're dating rn. So the girl, I'll call her Kate, thinks she's losing feeling s for the guy, calling him elliot(who I currently have a crush on. And I've had this crush for a YEARR)). And Elliot has been feeling like the relationship was bad for MONTHS.

I'm really close with both of them so they both come to talk to me about their problems and stuff. A couple days ago Kate told me that she thinks she lost feelings and has been ignoring Elliot. I promised not to say anything

Today I was talking to Elliot (it's 1 am so the convo got weird) and I made a joke about stealing his girl and he started talking abt how Kate is rlly distant. So I said we talked but bros before hoes and ur a Hoe so I can't tell you.

And he's gonna probably break up w her tmw!! I'm a horrible personn

This isnt on you kiddo. From my understanding, the relationship was doomed whether you were in the picture or not. Thats just relationships, especially in hs

@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

GUYS I MIGTHOF JUST FUCKED UP AND CAUSED A BREAKUP

FUCK

What happened?

Ok so I have 2 rlly close friends (I've had crushes on both of them) ans they're dating rn. So the girl, I'll call her Kate, thinks she's losing feeling s for the guy, calling him elliot(who I currently have a crush on. And I've had this crush for a YEARR)). And Elliot has been feeling like the relationship was bad for MONTHS.

I'm really close with both of them so they both come to talk to me about their problems and stuff. A couple days ago Kate told me that she thinks she lost feelings and has been ignoring Elliot. I promised not to say anything

Today I was talking to Elliot (it's 1 am so the convo got weird) and I made a joke about stealing his girl and he started talking abt how Kate is rlly distant. So I said we talked but bros before hoes and ur a Hoe so I can't tell you.

And he's gonna probably break up w her tmw!! I'm a horrible personn

This isnt on you kiddo. From my understanding, the relationship was doomed whether you were in the picture or not. Thats just relationships, especially in hs

BUT GRAHHHHH I STILL FEEL SO BAD

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Gemma what the ✨fuck✨ did you do this time (with all the love in my heart ofc)

I'm joining the Navy 😄

Good luck 👍

@im-with-stoopid pets

I wish my body's response to being sick was NOT crumpling like a Lego Death Star thrown off a second-story balcony.
Legit I can't even put into words how I feel. You know how in the old airhead commercials anyone who ate one would have a balloon head? That's how I feel. Like a balloon. Like a brain floating in a jar of Jell-O. My brain feels wiggly and loose, and I don't like it.

@the-void-galactic public

I wish my body's response to being sick was NOT crumpling like a Lego Death Star thrown off a second-story balcony.
Legit I can't even put into words how I feel. You know how in the old airhead commercials anyone who ate one would have a balloon head? That's how I feel. Like a balloon. Like a brain floating in a jar of Jell-O. My brain feels wiggly and loose, and I don't like it.

throws a plushie at you

@the-void-galactic public

Me to my mother a few months ago, telling her what I want for Christmas: yea maybe a plushie from insert small business name here and like a thing of slime
My fucking mother: gets me four mega sized versions of the plushies, four slimes, and two mini slimes
Oh I also got a 15 pound weighted blanket and a necklace with one (1) pearl on it (pearl is my birthstone ^^)

@That-One_Person-thenecrohampster

Me to my mother a few months ago, telling her what I want for Christmas: yea maybe a plushie from insert small business name here and like a thing of slime
My fucking mother: gets me four mega sized versions of the plushies, four slimes, and two mini slimes
Oh I also got a 15 pound weighted blanket and a necklace with one (1) pearl on it (pearl is my birthstone ^^)

I read “Oh, I also got a 15 pound weighted necklace.” And I was gonna say “Dang, don’t break your neck!” And then I reread it and realized how wrong I was. XD

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

Me to my mother a few months ago, telling her what I want for Christmas: yea maybe a plushie from insert small business name here and like a thing of slime
My fucking mother: gets me four mega sized versions of the plushies, four slimes, and two mini slimes
Oh I also got a 15 pound weighted blanket and a necklace with one (1) pearl on it (pearl is my birthstone ^^)

Damn lmao