forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Started September 03, 2023 by @Morals-are-for-mortals language

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Those last three made me die laughing (I think William murdered me 😔)

I've just been on a FNAF hyperfixation lately-

Apparently Scrap Baby is like 7.2 feet tall? Nah that's overkill-

Anyway I’d square up against Burntrap. He would disintegrate before I got within a mile radius bc I breathed too hard

Anyway I’d square up against Burntrap. He would disintegrate before I got within a mile radius bc I breathed too hard

Good point, good point-

I've just been on a FNAF hyperfixation lately-

Apparently Scrap Baby is like 7.2 feet tall? Nah that's overkill-

7.2 ft is a usual character-making day for me lmao

Funtime Freddy is wacky- I don't like him
I don't even need to know how tall he is, I just need to know if I can run faster

Also Glamrock Freddy is just- I think he'd be busy telling me about how I shouldn't use my Fazfists on my Fazfriends because it's not Fazcool

Funtime Freddy is wacky- I don't like him
I don't even need to know how tall he is, I just need to know if I can run faster

Also Glamrock Freddy is just- I think he'd be busy telling me about how I shouldn't use my Fazfists on my Fazfriends because it's not Fazcool

Idk if the books are canon or not but Funtime Fredster just goes over a bunch of ways he could kill someone like right in front of them-

Also, he's apparently soundproof from the inside

Nothing like watching a bunch of scary stuff when you're supposed to sleep and then not being able to sleep

I could 100% beat up all animitronics from the first game and all from the second.

I forgot to mention, but the withereds?

Freddy is a solid no- man is MASSIVE going off of his office render, and tbh he's not in all that bad shape
Bonnie? Just call him a toilet and he'll evaporate
Chica doesn't even have hands to throw
Foxy is would be unlikely- you can bring a flashlight to a hook fight, but that doesn't change the fact that he's fast as heck

Also, like, if you had to square up with Lolbit or something what do you even do?
I'm thinking Yenndo is a NO- man reduces your oxygen and again - METAL

If Phantom Puppet wasn't a hallucination I might be able to take them- all they do is sit on cam 8 and when you blink at them, they get offended and disable the office- but they don't do anything but stand around and stare

Also, I'm knocking all of the children into the stratosphere- except evan, I feel bad
Michael might be hard to fight if he grows up and does the plot stuff, but it's probably one of the more fair fights if you disregard the fact that he should be dead already

Tbh you probably don't even have to fight the kids
Just tell them they smell like week old beef and bam win by forfeit

Sleepy

IVE CHANGED MY USER HOW ARE WE FEELING ABT IT??

I have changed my user back. I could not live w yhe new one

i can already feel this week is going to take forever to end

I got the end of last night and halfway started to prep for the weekend, only to realize it was monday night. I feel you

i can literally hear these two kids talk shit about me.
like sorry that i can't grace you with my presence all the time, I'm a special kid alright 😒
(I have an IEP and my case carrier and braille teacher, and orientation mobility teacher constantly take me out of class) (I have a B+ so i could care less about what these people say about me)

My bio teacher got annoyed at me for naming my purple plushie Regina George because “she’s supposed to be pink”
First of all, they only wear pink on Wednesday, second of all, I don’t have a pink plushie-

I've been drinking this blue juice, and while I don't know what it's supposed to taste like, it definitely does taste blue.

I've been drinking this blue juice, and while I don't know what it's supposed to taste like, it definitely does taste blue.

What does the color blue taste like

I've been drinking this blue juice, and while I don't know what it's supposed to taste like, it definitely does taste blue.

What does the color blue taste like

I dunno, it just tastes blue. Really sugary - kinda tangy?
Apparently it's blue raspberry but it doesn't taste like that. It just tastes blue.

I've been drinking this blue juice, and while I don't know what it's supposed to taste like, it definitely does taste blue.

What does the color blue taste like

I dunno, it just tastes blue. Really sugary - kinda tangy?
Apparently it's blue raspberry but it doesn't taste like that. It just tastes blue.

Blue do be tasting very blue

heart fell out of my body for a moment because I saw I had a 0 in Spanish-

Turns out, she just does all the grades last minute DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT

That would certainly kill a small Victorian child

heart fell out of my body for a moment because I saw I had a 0 in Spanish-

Turns out, she just does all the grades last minute DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT

I know the feeling- My teacher does the same thing and it's so annoying

That would certainly kill a small Victorian child

Yes, so would a single cheeto

heart fell out of my body for a moment because I saw I had a 0 in Spanish-

Turns out, she just does all the grades last minute DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT

I know the feeling- My teacher does the same thing and it's so annoying

I'd like to know what my grade is now- but I've got to wait until whenever she feels like putting them in

That would certainly kill a small Victorian child

Yes, so would a single cheeto

So would a Chinese dust particle 😔

That would certainly kill a small Victorian child

Yes, so would a single cheeto

So would a Chinese dust particle 😔

So would a sour patch kid

A warhead would take out a whole village

Be me
Feeling silly
Decides to drop a single warhead into a Victorian village
All the village children and some of the adults die immediately
Run