forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Started September 03, 2023 by @Morals-are-for-mortals language

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I’m 4’8.

you are tiny. That's what you are.

A short king

y'all….. i did a thing

y'all….. i did a thing

Oh? Do tell

y'all….. i did a thing

Oh? Do tell

It's a long story, but basically i kinda maybe just agreed to be a noncommittal make out buddy with a guy who is into bdsm

y'all….. i did a thing

Oh? Do tell

It's a long story, but basically i kinda maybe just agreed to be a noncommittal make out buddy with a guy who is into bdsm

Slay(?)

Slay indeed. i just had one of the absolute best make out sessions of my life. and that is saying something bc i've had some good sessions

Effervescent.

that's a delicious word. But… are you sure it's the right one? fizzy/sparkling is a fun description

It is in fact the right one. Adopted tumblr vernacular. It has a very different meaning from the literal definition.

. . . Urban dictionary might help you understand. But like only the first couple definitions.

Plagued by the ghost of an idea that I can't use because I don't know how to code

A short king

☺️

Slay indeed. i just had one of the absolute best make out sessions of my life. and that is saying something bc i've had some good sessions

O.o

so um guess who's single again

I wanna say congrats but everyone else's response was more comforting.
So congrats/j

Love this time of year because people just give me free candies and cookies and stuff and expect me to make them club president like I don't even know you

Love this time of year because people just give me free candies and cookies and stuff and expect me to make them club president like I don't even know you

XDDDD wtf-

I had a dream where me and my friend (I'm 5'3 and he's 6'3 for imagning purposes) we're beating the fuck out of a girl cus she wasn't respecting our pronouns

That seems… mildly inappropriate. As long as it stays a dream tho, you do you

what

SKITTLES I GOTTA LAW QUESTION SINCE UR AN ADULT

What's your law question

OH DEAR IM VERY NERVOUS CUZ ME AND THE LAW NOT SO GREAT TOGETHER

but go ahead
listening intently

Ok so- wtf is up with jury duty?

whadya mean? like, what specifically are you asking?

or are you just wanting to know about the whole process?

Like- they say “oh you are very appreciated to be in the jury” but then FINE YOU if you don’t go! Like why?! What did I do?! Why am I in trouble?!

Like why do they force you to do it???

It's considered a civic duty as a citizen of the US. Those in court have a right to a trial by a jury of their peers, and in order to form that jury, they need the 'peers', other civilians, to show up

Like- they say “oh you are very appreciated to be in the jury” but then FINE YOU if you don’t go! Like why?! What did I do?! Why am I in trouble?!

saying youre appreciated is the same as saying 'we're thanking you in advance cuz we expect you to be here'

and since it's a court proceeding, technically a call to jury duty is a court summons. So if you dodge it, its along the same lines as ignoring a court summons. thus the fine

You can get exempted- for work purposes, or by reason of age or illness or something- but you have to let them know that. Ignoring it will cause problems, because in a way, the court systems look at that as you refusing to uphold someone else's right to a fair and unbiased trial

You're not doing that, but that's how they justify cranking money out of you for not showing up