My man is at WORK. He can't be on rn

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH _{I'm on all the time at work…}

That's besides the point. You got caught remember

also YOUR MAN!!!!
_{i think the mystery of who davadio is married to is solved}

looks over with narrowed eyes at my woman secrets are secrets, often for secret reasons

You're not at home tho so how are you looking at your woman

also YOUR MAN!!!!
_{i think the mystery of who davadio is married to is solved}

looks over with narrowed eyes at my woman secrets are secrets, often for secret reasons

You're not at home tho so how are you looking at your woman

I've got great mental images of my woman

opens bag of skittles loudly

ALSO, CHILDREN. AFTER ALL THAT SUMMONING. YOU'VE GONE QUIET???????????????????????????????????????????

also YOUR MAN!!!!
_{i think the mystery of who davadio is married to is solved}

looks over with narrowed eyes at my woman secrets are secrets, often for secret reasons

You're not at home tho so how are you looking at your woman

I've got great mental images of my woman

Hmmmm
I suppose so

BAHAHAHA

opens bag of skittles loudly

looks at you Did you need something? you're sounding like you needed something very needy somethingly…

ALSO, CHILDREN. AFTER ALL THAT SUMMONING. YOU'VE GONE QUIET???????????????????????????????????????????

IM YOUR GRANDCHILD ACTUALLY

ALSO, CHILDREN. AFTER ALL THAT SUMMONING. YOU'VE GONE QUIET???????????????????????????????????????????

lol.

opens bag of skittles loudly

looks at you Did you need something? you're sounding like you needed something very needy somethingly…

FEAST

ALSO, CHILDREN. AFTER ALL THAT SUMMONING. YOU'VE GONE QUIET???????????????????????????????????????????

IM YOUR GRANDCHILD ACTUALLY

THE WORD 'CHILD' STILL APPLIES

I feel like an overworked mother working 40+ hours and 10 children

opens bag of skittles loudly

looks at you Did you need something? you're sounding like you needed something very needy somethingly…

FEAST

obliges and immediately eats you instead of the skittles

skittle man!
I was walking home-

opens bag of skittles loudly

looks at you Did you need something? you're sounding like you needed something very needy somethingly…

FEAST

obliges and immediately eats you instead of the skittles

bold of you to assume i can be eaten

I feel like an overworked mother working 40+ hours and 10 children

Listen, if you want them to stop chasing this ship, you gotta stop making comparisons like this.

Cuz if you're overworked mom with all the kids, I'm Dad who just got home from work and arrived to chaos.

I say we embrace the ship and come up with lore for it XD

opens bag of skittles loudly

looks at you Did you need something? you're sounding like you needed something very needy somethingly…

FEAST

obliges and immediately eats you instead of the skittles

Oop, well

skittle man!
I was walking home-

Hi there XD

I feel like an overworked mother working 40+ hours and 10 children

Listen, if you want them to stop chasing this ship, you gotta stop making comparisons like this.

Cuz if you're overworked mom with all the kids, I'm Dad who just got home from work and arrived to chaos.

I say we embrace the ship and come up with lore for it XD

YES

obliges and immediately eats you instead of the skittles

bold of you to assume i can be eaten

I am nothing if not bold. And assumptions are always fun surprises one way or another
succeeds

I feel like an overworked mother working 40+ hours and 10 children

Listen, if you want them to stop chasing this ship, you gotta stop making comparisons like this.

Cuz if you're overworked mom with all the kids, I'm Dad who just got home from work and arrived to chaos.

I say we embrace the ship and come up with lore for it XD

Technically, I'm still at work

I feel like we've been thrust into these roles. There's no escaping

obliges and immediately eats you instead of the skittles

bold of you to assume i can be eaten

I am nothing if not bold. And assumptions are always fun surprises one way or another
succeeds

turns into a burst of light resembling a pride flag and floats up into the sky

Listening to a friend rant around why it's impossible to sweep a cat's legs
Current reasoning is that cats are immovable until they say so
I brought up the fact that cats are very pick-up-able, and was told that that's a glitch

Cuz if you're overworked mom with all the kids, I'm Dad who just got home from work and arrived to chaos.

I say we embrace the ship and come up with lore for it XD

Technically, I'm still at work

I feel like we've been thrust into these roles. There's no escaping

I mean, me too XP

Tbh I forgot notebook existed for the approximate amount of time I was gone

Anyway hi skittles :D

succeeds

turns into a burst of light resembling a pride flag and floats up into the sky

watches your rainbow colored essence float away. Salutes with several skittle(rainbow) colored tentacles
You were delicious

succeeds

turns into a burst of light resembling a pride flag and floats up into the sky

watches your rainbow colored essence float away. Salutes with several skittle(rainbow) colored tentacles
You were delicious

OOooh Eggbert! I think of you every single day!

Tbh I forgot notebook existed for the approximate amount of time I was gone

Anyway hi skittles :D

waves from my multilayered summoning circle

Listening to a friend rant around why it's impossible to sweep a cat's legs
Current reasoning is that cats are immovable until they say so
I brought up the fact that cats are very pick-up-able, and was told that that's a glitch

"You don't pick up a cat. It just, like, climbs on you temporarily. And you hug it for some reason mid-climb."