forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)
Started by @Morals-are-for-mortals language
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Deleted user

I think, legally, we need to fight now

punches you

tackles you

strangles you

bites your arm

gnaws on your fingers

flips you over me and against the wall

pulls out a knife and cuts of your legs

Deleted user

y'all i have to sell 60 chocolate bars for band and i'm scared now because this means i need to interact with 60 people

or you could just interact with 1 person and guilt trip them into buying all 60

no way one person's buying 300 dollars' worth of chocolate from me

2 people?

nobody i know has 150 dollars just lying around and wants 30 bars of chocolate
maybe before halloween but no it's only thanksgiving
nobody hands out candy for thanksgiving

Deleted user

eats corn nuts as I watch

destroys the corn nuts and replaces them with a pizza

……I wanted to crunch on something ;-;

(The pizza is slightly burnt)

(it is not. because i know how to cook. unlike some people)

(shut)

(never)

Deleted user

y'all i have to sell 60 chocolate bars for band and i'm scared now because this means i need to interact with 60 people

or you could just interact with 1 person and guilt trip them into buying all 60

no way one person's buying 300 dollars' worth of chocolate from me

2 people?

nobody i know has 150 dollars just lying around and wants 30 bars of chocolate
maybe before halloween but no it's only thanksgiving
nobody hands out candy for thanksgiving

4 people

Deleted user

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

its for legal reasons. dont ask

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

I think, legally, we need to fight now

punches you

tackles you

strangles you

bites your arm

gnaws on your fingers

flips you over me and against the wall

pulls out a knife and cuts of your legs

reattaches my legs Well, that was rude.

Deleted user

I think, legally, we need to fight now

punches you

tackles you

strangles you

bites your arm

gnaws on your fingers

flips you over me and against the wall

pulls out a knife and cuts of your legs

reattaches my legs Well, that was rude.

kills you like i killed duolingo. then dies like duolingo killed me. bc why not

Deleted user

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

its for legal reasons. dont ask

she ONLY EATS THE CORNDOG BREADING

she ONLY EATS THE HOTDOG PART OF THE CONRDOG

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

I think, legally, we need to fight now

punches you

tackles you

strangles you

bites your arm

gnaws on your fingers

flips you over me and against the wall

pulls out a knife and cuts of your legs

reattaches my legs Well, that was rude.

kills you like i killed duolingo. then dies like duolingo killed me. bc why not

Skill issue. Bold of you to assume I can die.

Deleted user

I think, legally, we need to fight now

punches you

tackles you

strangles you

bites your arm

gnaws on your fingers

flips you over me and against the wall

pulls out a knife and cuts of your legs

reattaches my legs Well, that was rude.

kills you like i killed duolingo. then dies like duolingo killed me. bc why not

Skill issue. Bold of you to assume I can die.

bold of you to assume your not dead rn

Deleted user

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

its for legal reasons. dont ask

she ONLY EATS THE CORNDOG BREADING

she ONLY EATS THE HOTDOG PART OF THE CONRDOG

WITH MAPLE SYRUP* very important part

very canadian i approve

Deleted user

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

its for legal reasons. dont ask

she ONLY EATS THE CORNDOG BREADING

she ONLY EATS THE HOTDOG PART OF THE CONRDOG

WITH MAPLE SYRUP* very important part

WITH MAPLE SYRUP

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

I think, legally, we need to fight now

punches you

tackles you

strangles you

bites your arm

gnaws on your fingers

flips you over me and against the wall

pulls out a knife and cuts of your legs

reattaches my legs Well, that was rude.

kills you like i killed duolingo. then dies like duolingo killed me. bc why not

Skill issue. Bold of you to assume I can die.

bold of you to assume your not dead rn

Bold of you to assume I was ever alive

Deleted user

y'all i have to sell 60 chocolate bars for band and i'm scared now because this means i need to interact with 60 people

or you could just interact with 1 person and guilt trip them into buying all 60

no way one person's buying 300 dollars' worth of chocolate from me

2 people?

nobody i know has 150 dollars just lying around and wants 30 bars of chocolate
maybe before halloween but no it's only thanksgiving
nobody hands out candy for thanksgiving

4 people

that might work

@ElderGod-yellowqueen

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

its for legal reasons. dont ask

she ONLY EATS THE CORNDOG BREADING

she ONLY EATS THE HOTDOG PART OF THE CONRDOG

WITH MAPLE SYRUP* very important part

WITH MAPLE SYRUP

That's even more strange

Deleted user

I think, legally, we need to fight now

punches you

tackles you

strangles you

bites your arm

gnaws on your fingers

flips you over me and against the wall

pulls out a knife and cuts of your legs

reattaches my legs Well, that was rude.

kills you like i killed duolingo. then dies like duolingo killed me. bc why not

Skill issue. Bold of you to assume I can die.

bold of you to assume your not dead rn

Bold of you to assume I was ever alive

bold of you to assume you aren't a ghostie rn

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

its for legal reasons. dont ask

she ONLY EATS THE CORNDOG BREADING

she ONLY EATS THE HOTDOG PART OF THE CONRDOG

WITH MAPLE SYRUP* very important part

very canadian i approve

Is this like honorary cause I’m from south canada (America)

Deleted user

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

its for legal reasons. dont ask

she ONLY EATS THE CORNDOG BREADING

she ONLY EATS THE HOTDOG PART OF THE CONRDOG

WITH MAPLE SYRUP* very important part

WITH MAPLE SYRUP

That's even more strange

i know sobs

Deleted user

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

its for legal reasons. dont ask

she ONLY EATS THE CORNDOG BREADING

she ONLY EATS THE HOTDOG PART OF THE CONRDOG

WITH MAPLE SYRUP* very important part

very canadian i approve

Is this like honorary cause I’m from south canada (America)

hahaha everyone is from south canada then

Deleted user

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

its for legal reasons. dont ask

she ONLY EATS THE CORNDOG BREADING

she ONLY EATS THE HOTDOG PART OF THE CONRDOG

WITH MAPLE SYRUP* very important part

very canadian i approve

Is this like honorary cause I’m from south canada (America)

hey hey woah there don't sully the name of my beautiful country by associating it with your kind
but yes, honorary. you are canadian now. i hope you have good manners, like plaid, and don't mind -40 degree winters and 50-degree summers

Deleted user

bold of you to assume you aren't a ghostie rn

If I were going to die I’d commit to it, unlike Ame

and me sobs

Deleted user

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

its for legal reasons. dont ask

she ONLY EATS THE CORNDOG BREADING

she ONLY EATS THE HOTDOG PART OF THE CONRDOG

WITH MAPLE SYRUP* very important part

very canadian i approve

Is this like honorary cause I’m from south canada (America)

hahaha everyone is from south canada then

what am i chopped liver

Deleted user

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

its for legal reasons. dont ask

she ONLY EATS THE CORNDOG BREADING

she ONLY EATS THE HOTDOG PART OF THE CONRDOG

WITH MAPLE SYRUP* very important part

very canadian i approve

Is this like honorary cause I’m from south canada (America)

hahaha everyone is from south canada then

what am i chopped liver

thats grampas thing