forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Started September 03, 2023 by @Morals-are-for-mortals language

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Let the Great Skittles reign!

XD how did this happen

yay! crawls in and does a spell so the skittle god cannot see us then pulls out large bag of skittles to share

immediately smells them through the spell, but since Priestess has handed me 3 infinite bags, is simply happy that the children are indulging in the sugary fruity goodness

hes lying. he cant see thru the spell. nobody can

does a weird spell thingy to turn gramps back into normal and hides all the skittles in the world grampa, you have a problem

Reverses the spell with my priestess powers, and calls a thunderstorm of skittles. Let the Great Skittles reign!

starts catching skittles in mouth

munching skittles I might need to kill some bitches soon-

Let the Great Skittles reign!

XD how did this happen

I don't know

Gramps, we need to limit your skittles intake. You know how you get when you have too many
gestures around them

glares at you Listen here, Old Yeller, for a person whose bedtime is 830, youre up pretty late XP

yay! crawls in and does a spell so the skittle god cannot see us then pulls out large bag of skittles to share

immediately smells them through the spell, but since Priestess has handed me 3 infinite bags, is simply happy that the children are indulging in the sugary fruity goodness

hes lying. he cant see thru the spell. nobody can

I just reversed the spell, so…

starts eating skittles (the candy)

glances your direction, nodding sagely

_{i offered you a bag of skittles… you can have it if u want…}

nervously slides large bag of skittles out from my pillow cave

turns your direction, eyes glowing red fixating on you for a moment. A maw full of sugar-rotted teeth grimaces in what looks like an attempt at a smile, as a single tentacle slithers forward and gently takes the skittles
Welcome back to the chicken chat, friend. Much has transpired since you were last here

i can tell… smiles a bit nervously thanks for taking my peace offering. (''^w^) silently retreats to pillow cave

does a weird spell thingy to turn gramps back into normal and hides all the skittles in the world grampa, you have a problem

Reverses the spell with my priestess powers, and calls a thunderstorm of skittles. Let the Great Skittles reign!

redoes the spell and casts a new spell on you, taking away your priestess powers for exactly 30 minutes give grampa a break

Let the Great Skittles reign!

XD how did this happen

I don't know

Priestess Squeaky chuckles evilly…

Gramps, we need to limit your skittles intake. You know how you get when you have too many
gestures around them

glares at you Listen here, Old Yeller, for a person whose bedtime is 830, youre up pretty late XP

First of all gramps, it's only 7.
Second of all, I think you need a bedtime and some vegetables to cancel out all of his sugar

does a weird spell thingy to turn gramps back into normal and hides all the skittles in the world grampa, you have a problem

Reverses the spell with my priestess powers, and calls a thunderstorm of skittles. Let the Great Skittles reign!

begins absorbing them through the skin Ahhh, thank you my child.

does a weird spell thingy to turn gramps back into normal and hides all the skittles in the world grampa, you have a problem

Reverses the spell with my priestess powers, and calls a thunderstorm of skittles. Let the Great Skittles reign!

redoes the spell and casts a new spell on you, taking away your priestess powers for exactly 30 minutes give grampa a break

No! Eats from the Fountain of Skittles and regains powers. Reverses spell again and calls another skittles thunderstorm.

yay! crawls in and does a spell so the skittle god cannot see us then pulls out large bag of skittles to share

smiles and gives u teddy bear while eating skittles

conjures brownies to share

happy Bear noises Want some bubble tea?

does a weird spell thingy to turn gramps back into normal and hides all the skittles in the world grampa, you have a problem

Reverses the spell with my priestess powers, and calls a thunderstorm of skittles. Let the Great Skittles reign!

begins absorbing them through the skin Ahhh, thank you my child.

You are very welcome, Great Skittles.

cries cause skittles is scary

Y’all really letting out your 9-year-old selves’ urge to be way too op here 💀

hes lying. he cant see thru the spell. nobody can

_{Eldritch Horror. It's in the name.}

does a weird spell thingy to turn gramps back into normal and hides all the skittles in the world grampa, you have a problem

Reverses the spell with my priestess powers, and calls a thunderstorm of skittles. Let the Great Skittles reign!

redoes the spell and casts a new spell on you, taking away your priestess powers for exactly 30 minutes give grampa a break

No! Eats from the Fountain of Skittles and regains powers. Reverses spell again and calls another skittles thunderstorm.

destroys the fountain of skittles and takes away your powers again and turns gramps back to normal again

cries cause skittles is scary

Aww don't cry. Gramps just need to takes his meds
hugs you

cries cause skittles is scary

Skittles is not scary. He is grand.

cries cause skittles is scary

invites you to join the secluded pillow cave

Skittles is terrifying. I take no criticism

hes lying. he cant see thru the spell. nobody can

_{Eldritch Horror. It's in the name.}

_{only titans can see thru the spell bc a titan created it}

Gramps, we need to limit your skittles intake. You know how you get when you have too many
gestures around them

glares at you Listen here, Old Yeller, for a person whose bedtime is 830, youre up pretty late XP

First of all gramps, it's only 7.
Second of all, I think you need a bedtime and some vegetables to cancel out all of his sugar

XD I'll eat veggies regularly when you do….
By the way, have you eaten today??

yay! crawls in and does a spell so the skittle god cannot see us then pulls out large bag of skittles to share

smiles and gives u teddy bear while eating skittles

conjures brownies to share

happy Bear noises Want some bubble tea?

happy tea god noises yes!

does a weird spell thingy to turn gramps back into normal and hides all the skittles in the world grampa, you have a problem

Reverses the spell with my priestess powers, and calls a thunderstorm of skittles. Let the Great Skittles reign!

redoes the spell and casts a new spell on you, taking away your priestess powers for exactly 30 minutes give grampa a break

No! Eats from the Fountain of Skittles and regains powers. Reverses spell again and calls another skittles thunderstorm.

destroys the fountain of skittles and takes away your powers again and turns gramps back to normal again

Screams in outrage, then goes to rebuild the fountain and regains powers. Then, casts a spell to take away your powers.

hes lying. he cant see thru the spell. nobody can

_{Eldritch Horror. It's in the name.}

_{only titans can see thru the spell bc a titan created it}

_{outranked, friend. but its ok. I'm not here to cause harm}

Skittles is terrifying. I take no criticism

invites you into the cave where i am currently resting

Y’all really letting out your 9-year-old selves’ urge to be way too op here 💀

I'd agree but I don't do anything but eat XD