forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Started September 03, 2023 by @Morals-are-for-mortals language

tune

….murder???

….me???

No.

ye

Nao

b a l l s

And, then me and Eli got an idea to build a shrine. I built a little fountain of endless skittles. Me and Eli have also been consistently feeding the Great Skittles (Davadio) more and more skittles. Others occasionally summon him with skittles. I honestly don’t know how it started, lol.

Raises hand

Me and skittles were talking in pms and I joked that I would start calling him by the nickname Skittles. Word got out to the rest of the chicken chat, and in chicken chat fashion, here we are now with the devolved chaos it has become.

Alright guys, I've got to drive home now. Try not to summon the devil- I mean Skittles while I'm gone

b a l l s

w o t

And, then me and Eli got an idea to build a shrine. I built a little fountain of endless skittles. Me and Eli have also been consistently feeding the Great Skittles (Davadio) more and more skittles. Others occasionally summon him with skittles. I honestly don’t know how it started, lol.

Raises hand

Me and skittles were talking in pms and I joked that I would start calling him by the nickname Skittles. Word got out to the rest of the chicken chat, and in chicken chat fashion, here we are now with the devolved chaos it has become.

c o o l ✨👍🏽 i luv it

takes the skittles bag away from you

Bah! Immediately pulls out another bag and starts shaking it.

glares and takes the new bag away

Priestess Squeaky giggles evilly and pulls out another bag tauntingly.

Where are you getting all of these bag??
takes it away

In a Mr. Bean voice, Magic…

Pulls out another bag and shakes it.

b a l l s

C o c k

b a l l s

w o t

g u m b a l l m a c h i n e

b a l l s

w o t

g u m b a l l m a c h i n e

XDD

And, then me and Eli got an idea to build a shrine. I built a little fountain of endless skittles. Me and Eli have also been consistently feeding the Great Skittles (Davadio) more and more skittles. Others occasionally summon him with skittles. I honestly don’t know how it started, lol.

Raises hand

Me and skittles were talking in pms and I joked that I would start calling him by the nickname Skittles. Word got out to the rest of the chicken chat, and in chicken chat fashion, here we are now with the devolved chaos it has become.

Thumbs-up. Lol

b a l l s

C o c k

…
agonizingly restrains myself from saying another word

Alright guys, I've got to drive home now. Try not to summon the devil- I mean Skittles while I'm gone

Priestess Squeaky chuckles evilly, then starts doing a rain dance with her bags of skittles…

b a l l s

w o t

g u m b a l l m a c h i n e

i w a n t

b a l l s

w o t

g u m b a l l m a c h i n e

XDD

yummi yummi

b a l l s

C o c k

…
agonizingly restrains myself from saying another word

SAY IT

b a l l s

C o c k

…
agonizingly restrains myself from saying another word

SAY IT

No

b a l l s

C o c k

…
agonizingly restrains myself from saying another word

SAY IT

_{c o m}

Pee is stored in the balls

emerges from the shadows into the summoning circle deep in the sub-basement, obscene slabs of sugary biomass slopping everywhere as i ingest the skittle sacrifice
deep bass rumblings overlaid with treble tones I heard the rattling of so many skittles, children… you have woken me once again

opens bag of skittles loudly

Watches intensely from the darkness.

hands Davadio skittles

just stares in interest and slight shooketh

emerges from the shadows into the summoning circle deep in the sub-basement, obscene slabs of sugary biomass slopping everywhere as i ingest the skittle sacrifice
deep bass rumblings overlaid with treble tones I heard the rattling of so many skittles, children… you have woken me once again

Yes! Priestess Squeaky does a celebratory dance. There are some here that have not declared you the Great Skittles. I say we must change that.

emerges from the shadows into the summoning circle deep in the sub-basement, obscene slabs of sugary biomass slopping everywhere as i ingest the skittle sacrifice
deep bass rumblings overlaid with treble tones I heard the rattling of so many skittles, children… you have woken me once again

Yes! Priestess Squeaky does a celebratory dance. There are some here that have not declared you the Great Skittles. say we must change that.

you dont get to do a celebratory dance. i was the one who summoned him

_{is slightly confuseth}

tentacles of varying shape and thickness, some with claws and some with suction cups, grasp at all the skittles offered to me in the last 5 pages
Ah, you seek to add to the rainbow goodness that is this mortal housing. Blessings on you, children

_{we made a monster}

emerges from the shadows into the summoning circle deep in the sub-basement, obscene slabs of sugary biomass slopping everywhere as i ingest the skittle sacrifice
deep bass rumblings overlaid with treble tones I heard the rattling of so many skittles, children… you have woken me once again

Yes! Priestess Squeaky does a celebratory dance. There are some here that have not declared you the Great Skittles. say we must change that.

you dont get to do a celebratory dance. i was the one who summoned him

Priestess Squeaky gives an overly dramatic indignant look. I helped, and I built a shrine for him. That is enough for celebration.