forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Started September 03, 2023 by @Morals-are-for-mortals language

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so i was impatient and googled evil ramen and now i have more questions

Whatever google said probably is incorrect

they just have pictures of ramen with demon horns and text saying Devil Ramen
Is it just really spicy ramen?

yeah they’re wrong

so i was impatient and googled evil ramen and now i have more questions

Whatever google said probably is incorrect

XD likely but I need you to explain

so i was impatient and googled evil ramen and now i have more questions

Whatever google said probably is incorrect

XD likely but I need you to explain

Ok so I will explain the steps I do to make “evil ramen” which I have been eating since I was a very small child:

1. Get ramen packet
2. Crush the noodles into smaller bits (first offense)
3. Put noodles in pot and add red pepper
4. Add 2 cups water
5. Heat until boil/noodles soft
6. Eat with spoon (second offense-ish)

I forgot to mention the step I actually do put the flavor packet in don’t worry

so i was impatient and googled evil ramen and now i have more questions

Whatever google said probably is incorrect

XD likely but I need you to explain

Ok so I will explain the steps I do to make “evil ramen” which I have been eating since I was a very small child:

1. Get ramen packet
2. Crush the noodles into smaller bits (first offense)
3. Put noodles in pot and add red pepper
4. Add 2 cups water
5. Heat until boil/noodles soft
6. Eat with spoon (second offense-ish)

I don't see using a spoon as an offense honestly.

I don't see using a spoon as an offense honestly.

I explained these steps to a friend of mine who’s Asian and they hate me for the noodles and spoon

smashing the noodles is very much an offence.

smashing the noodles is very much an offence.

eats my smashed ramen noodles while reading this

Boredddd

Boredddd

moooooood

I forgot to mention the step I actually do put the flavor packet in don’t worry

this wouldve been the part i would have considered most evil. thank you for clarifying.
crushing the noodles and spoons? villain.
but no flavor pack? straight up psychopath

I forgot to mention the step I actually do put the flavor packet in don’t worry

this wouldve been the part i would have considered most evil. thank you for clarifying.
crushing the noodles and spoons? villain.
but no flavor pack? straight up psychopath

Tbh
Sometimes I’ll eat the dry noodles
But not all of them. Just some

I forgot to mention the step I actually do put the flavor packet in don’t worry

this wouldve been the part i would have considered most evil. thank you for clarifying.
crushing the noodles and spoons? villain.
but no flavor pack? straight up psychopath

Tbh
Sometimes I’ll eat the dry noodles
But not all of them. Just some

I know some people who do that. I tried it once, not half bad!

I’m only a part-time psychopath

I’m only a part-time psychopath

the best kind of psychopath!/j

i ate today! i had a little bit of salsa and chips at 1 pm. are yall proud?

i ate today! i had a little bit of salsa and chips at 1 pm. are yall proud?

tangentially related, I always run out of chips, and still have salsa, and vice versa. Theres always a point in the week where im out of one that leaves me unable to eat the other. Its very annoying.

i ate today! i had a little bit of salsa and chips at 1 pm. are yall proud?

tangentially related, I always run out of chips, and still have salsa, and vice versa. Theres always a point in the week where im out of one that leaves me unable to eat the other. Its very annoying.

same. also i am so proud of myself for eating today. so proud

also i have a new gay bestie. i have my straight besties and my gay bestie now. i love it

I forgot to mention the step I actually do put the flavor packet in don’t worry

this wouldve been the part i would have considered most evil. thank you for clarifying.
crushing the noodles and spoons? villain.
but no flavor pack? straight up psychopath

Tbh
Sometimes I’ll eat the dry noodles
But not all of them. Just some

I know some people who do that. I tried it once, not half bad!

No one of my high school friends did that all the time in our Language Arts class- it weirded me out a lot and I think he got a kick out of it lol

Ah good times

i ate today! i had a little bit of salsa and chips at 1 pm. are yall proud?

Yes, tho I would be even more proud if you ate something else too :)

i ate today! i had a little bit of salsa and chips at 1 pm. are yall proud?

Yes, tho I would be even more proud if you ate something else too :)

i have arfid. be glad i ate this.

i ate today! i had a little bit of salsa and chips at 1 pm. are yall proud?

Yes, tho I would be even more proud if you ate something else too :)

imagine having eaten anything at all today

i ate today! i had a little bit of salsa and chips at 1 pm. are yall proud?

Yes, tho I would be even more proud if you ate something else too :)

imagine having eaten anything at all today

GO EAT

i ate today! i had a little bit of salsa and chips at 1 pm. are yall proud?

Yes, tho I would be even more proud if you ate something else too :)

imagine having eaten anything at all today

lmao
forces oreos down your throat/j

i ate today! i had a little bit of salsa and chips at 1 pm. are yall proud?

Yes, tho I would be even more proud if you ate something else too :)

i have arfid. be glad i ate this.

I am glad :) I would be more glad if you ate something else :D

i ate today! i had a little bit of salsa and chips at 1 pm. are yall proud?

Yes, tho I would be even more proud if you ate something else too :)

imagine having eaten anything at all today

GO EAT

I HAD A LOLLIPOP THAT'S FOOD
_{eight hours ago}

i ate today! i had a little bit of salsa and chips at 1 pm. are yall proud?

Yes, tho I would be even more proud if you ate something else too :)

imagine having eaten anything at all today

GO EAT

I HAD A LOLLIPOP THAT'S FOOD
_{eight hours ago}

:O

HA!
See, I'm not the worst

i ate today! i had a little bit of salsa and chips at 1 pm. are yall proud?

Yes, tho I would be even more proud if you ate something else too :)

imagine having eaten anything at all today

GO EAT

I HAD A LOLLIPOP THAT'S FOOD
_{eight hours ago}

:O

i can survive on less than that so i'm fine