forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Started September 03, 2023 by @Morals-are-for-mortals language

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So apparently there was a loud boom/our house shook. My dad felt it and my mom felt it at her work like 10 min away.

But I didn’t?! And I’m home?

. . . Oh-

Oh yk it could be the air force base j live near

lies on the floor and cries

fails at hiding two spray paint cans in my backpack all the way so one of them is sticking out just a bit and now i feel really suspicious

fails at hiding two spray paint cans in my backpack all the way so one of them is sticking out just a bit and now i feel really suspicious

eats the spray paint

fails at hiding two spray paint cans in my backpack all the way so one of them is sticking out just a bit and now i feel really suspicious

eats the spray paint

No! Bad Eli!

fails at hiding two spray paint cans in my backpack all the way so one of them is sticking out just a bit and now i feel really suspicious

eats the spray paint

No! Bad Eli!

It's ok. Its Eli toxic free

fails at hiding two spray paint cans in my backpack all the way so one of them is sticking out just a bit and now i feel really suspicious

eats the spray paint

No! Bad Eli!

It's ok. Its Eli toxic free

-.-

fails at hiding two spray paint cans in my backpack all the way so one of them is sticking out just a bit and now i feel really suspicious

eats the spray paint

No! Bad Eli!

It's ok. Its Eli toxic free

-.-

head pats

fails at hiding two spray paint cans in my backpack all the way so one of them is sticking out just a bit and now i feel really suspicious

eats the spray paint

No! Bad Eli!

It's ok. Its Eli toxic free

-.-

head pats

Ima go eat a shit ton of apple seeds

We both know you dont have the energy to prep that many apple seeds

I used to collect apple seeds… Then I realized how many it would take to actually poison someone.

(If this posts multiple times I'm not spamming, my internet just sucks)

is a shit ton more or less than a metric butt ton?

is a shit ton more or less than a metric butt ton?

Depends on what country's crap-ton measurement system you're using

A bit more than a metric butt ton, but slightly less than a metric f-ton

ahhhhhhhh ok

is a shit ton more or less than a metric butt ton?

Depends on what country's crap-ton measurement system you're using

… the metric one

is a shit ton more or less than a metric butt ton?

Depends on what country's crap-ton measurement system you're using

… the metric one

Then yes

Tired-

Tired-

Same

sobs in being sick again
had a sore throat for the past few, hoping it's something minor
probably is, tbh

sobs in being sick again
had a sore throat for the past few, hoping it's something minor
probably is, tbh

pats

I feel like I ate a chip vertically, ugh
might make some soup later, but I don't want the leftover spaghetti to go to waste

I feel like I ate a chip vertically, ugh
might make some soup later, but I don't want the leftover spaghetti to go to waste

Just drink lots of water or something-
Make a cup of tea.
Hot tea, mind you.

Yay. I hate anxiety attacks.

Yay. I hate anxiety attacks.

pats

Yay. I hate anxiety attacks.

pats

I wanna fucking implode-

Yay. I hate anxiety attacks.

pats

I wanna fucking implode-

sup besties

sup

sup besties

Hi bestie