forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)
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@EldritchHorror-Davadio health_and_safety emoji_events

Please send help. I’m lacking dopamine and my executive dysfunction is hitting me like a freight train

not the exec dys. its my fav.
what helps you, do you know? have you read the pillow saga stuff, and would it inspire you to write something short that might cause a slight dripping of the dopamine??????

@Rhys group

hand immediately retracts and the sounds of munching are heard from the shadows

I’m guessing you want more, Horror?

glowing eyes turn your direction, and a slight nod happens

Fine. Hands you the whole bag. I have more. . . Somewhere-

@the-void-galactic public

Please send help. I’m lacking dopamine and my executive dysfunction is hitting me like a freight train

not the exec dys. its my fav.
what helps you, do you know? have you read the pillow saga stuff, and would it inspire you to write something short that might cause a slight dripping of the dopamine??????

No idea what helps tbh, but I’ll check out the pillow saga :0

@Rhys group

hand immediately retracts and the sounds of munching are heard from the shadows

I’m guessing you want more, Horror?

glowing eyes turn your direction, and a slight nod happens

Fine. Hands you the whole bag. I have more. . . Somewhere-

immediately downs the entire bag, Cookie-Monster style

. . . Dude- don’t you think you should pace yourself?

@Rhys group

immediately downs the entire bag, Cookie-Monster style

. . . Dude- don’t you think you should pace yourself?

sticks head out of the shadows, chewing obnoxiously, teeth rainbow colored, one eye twitching, and shakes head 'no'

You know what. . . I’m just going to. . . Lock the other bags up for now- I’ll give you more later when you don’t look like you;’re about to murder someone while on a sugar high.

@Eli-the-transboi group

immediately downs the entire bag, Cookie-Monster style

. . . Dude- don’t you think you should pace yourself?

sticks head out of the shadows, chewing obnoxiously, teeth rainbow colored, one eye twitching, and shakes head 'no'

You know what. . . I’m just going to. . . Lock the other bags up for now- I’ll give you more later when you don’t look like you;’re about to murder someone while on a sugar high.

gasp murder me!

@Rhys group

immediately downs the entire bag, Cookie-Monster style

. . . Dude- don’t you think you should pace yourself?

sticks head out of the shadows, chewing obnoxiously, teeth rainbow colored, one eye twitching, and shakes head 'no'

You know what. . . I’m just going to. . . Lock the other bags up for now- I’ll give you more later when you don’t look like you;’re about to murder someone while on a sugar high.

gasp murder me!

I will murder him if he lays a finger on you.

@EldritchHorror-Davadio health_and_safety emoji_events

sticks head out of the shadows, chewing obnoxiously, teeth rainbow colored, one eye twitching, and shakes head 'no'

You know what. . . I’m just going to. . . Lock the other bags up for now- I’ll give you more later when you don’t look like you;’re about to murder someone while on a sugar high.

gasp murder me!

head snaps in Eli's direction. surges out of the shadows and sweeps Eli into them, before feeding him inhumane amounts of skittles

@Eli-the-transboi group

immediately downs the entire bag, Cookie-Monster style

. . . Dude- don’t you think you should pace yourself?

sticks head out of the shadows, chewing obnoxiously, teeth rainbow colored, one eye twitching, and shakes head 'no'

You know what. . . I’m just going to. . . Lock the other bags up for now- I’ll give you more later when you don’t look like you;’re about to murder someone while on a sugar high.

gasp murder me!

I will murder him if he lays a finger on you.

……two birds with one stone?

@Eli-the-transboi group

sticks head out of the shadows, chewing obnoxiously, teeth rainbow colored, one eye twitching, and shakes head 'no'

You know what. . . I’m just going to. . . Lock the other bags up for now- I’ll give you more later when you don’t look like you;’re about to murder someone while on a sugar high.

gasp murder me!

head snaps in Eli's direction. surges out of the shadows and sweeps Eli into them, before feeding him inhumane amounts of skittles

O.o yay now my thyroid will kill me instead-

@Rhys group

sticks head out of the shadows, chewing obnoxiously, teeth rainbow colored, one eye twitching, and shakes head 'no'

You know what. . . I’m just going to. . . Lock the other bags up for now- I’ll give you more later when you don’t look like you;’re about to murder someone while on a sugar high.

gasp murder me!

head snaps in Eli's direction. surges out of the shadows and sweeps Eli into them, before feeding him inhumane amounts of skittles

AYE- frik you-
Immediately burns so bright, all shadows are dispelled and I swoop down on Skittles

@Rhys group

dies from my thyroid going to shit

NOOOOOOO, mon ange- You don;t get to die. I forbid you dying.

…..shit- how can I say no to that-

Cute eyes

Anyways. . . I gtg, Gn you guys.

@EldritchHorror-Davadio health_and_safety emoji_events

head snaps in Eli's direction. surges out of the shadows and sweeps Eli into them, before feeding him inhumane amounts of skittles

AYE- frik you-
Immediately burns so bright, all shadows are dispelled and I swoop down on Skittles

in the sudden bright light, the blob that was Grandpa is revealed to be a coiled, pulsating, skittle-encrusted biomass of indeterminate size and shape, ending in tentacles or twisted finger or some other equally unsettling appendage. Shoves Eli in your direction and unfurls like some primordial flag, ready to counteract your bright, blazing light-

sees a lost skittle on the ground and dives for it, before searching for more

@Eli-the-transboi group

dies from my thyroid going to shit

NOOOOOOO, mon ange- You don;t get to die. I forbid you dying.

…..shit- how can I say no to that-

Cute eyes

Anyways. . . I gtg, Gn you guys.

Gn, puppy