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forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)
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@im-with-stoopid pets

  • "That's for head-butting me in the nose!"
  • "If you're a redhead, then why is your hair orange?"
  • "STOP - you're assaulting my fingers."
  • "Do you wanna start a fight club in our fort?"
  • "RYAN! [Stub] called you a deer ankle!"
  • "Oh, yeah. I took my spaghetti out the freezer and put it in the thermos. I like it cold."
    "And you probably boil milk for cereal, too."

@IcarusFightsTheSun book

"it's a trashcan not a trashcan't, you can follow your dream even if you suck."
"it's a trashcan not a trashshould [duke], don't put your hand in the toaster."

@im-with-stoopid pets

  • "The Beatles-"
    "The Beatles are dead!"
    "No they aren't, two of them are-"
    "That's 50%!"
    "Boo-hoo!"
    "You need 100% to be The Beatles! Now they're just The Beats."

@im-with-stoopid pets

  • "Shut up, Nikolai! Your name is a disease! You caught the Nikolai!"
    "My name isn't Nikolai, what the fuck-"

  • "Oh my god, voice-crack 101: be Izzy!"

  • "Your speaker sounds like a Taco Bell bathroom, turn that off."

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

  • "Shut up, Nikolai! Your name is a disease! You caught the Nikolai!"
    "My name isn't Nikolai, what the fuck-"

  • "Oh my god, voice-crack 101: be Izzy!"

  • "Your speaker sounds like a Taco Bell bathroom, turn that off."

It is now, they caught the Nikolai

@im-with-stoopid pets

  • "Give me my hat back, or… Or I'll put your speaker in Jason's pants!"

  • "Are we allowed to say curse words?"
    "Yeah, sure."
    "Thanks. Fuck you, Damian!"

  • "Give me my hat back, or this speaker is going in the woods."
    "Put my speaker in the woods, and your hat is going up your…"

  • "Viola! Can I buy a Subway Surfers skin?!"
    "Why do you have my phone?!"

  • "I'm telling my mommy!"
    "Foster-mommy."

Deleted user

  • "Yes, Leo is indeed a female!

  • "Breathe air!" -me while throwing a dying fish back into the ocean

  • "Spinnin' around, spinnin' around, and dyin' at the same damn time!"

  • "That ain't Princess Peach… that's Princess Apricot."

  • "Yeah, bc Leo's bi."
    "In real life?!"
    "…"
    "Oh, in the skit."

  • "Baymax is sexy!"

  • "I swear! I'm as straight as this line!" proceeds to draw a shaky-ah line

@im-with-stoopid pets

  • "A little fast food never killed anyone."
    "Nevermind. That may be dumbest thing you've ever said."
    "I said "a little," not "a lot." Use your ears, Joe."

Deleted user

  • "If you live on Earth, isn't every day Earth Day?"

Get tf out now

okay sorry bye

XD

Don't worry bro. cocks gun i got him. machine gun noises

Deleted user

  • "If you live on Earth, isn't every day Earth Day?"

Get tf out now

okay sorry bye

XD

Don't worry bro. cocks gun i got him. machine gun noises

dies

noice. outro noises 😎👌🏽

@im-with-stoopid pets

Last day of camp, so last batch of camp quotes. I'm gonna miss this place.

  • "Why would you take a nap on the hard pavement?"

  • "Logan, are you gonna turn into a zombie?!"

  • "Tetherball! Someone tether my b-"
    "SHUT."

  • "Your cat is so cute, I'm going to throw him like a boomerang."

  • "Why are your shoes from Tetris?"

  • "Mermaids are just fish-people."
    "Yeah, that's the-"
    "FISH-PEOPLE."

  • "I'm going to beat you like an egg, Thumbellina."

  • "Yeah, Trey is ancient. I think he saw them make the first pizza."

  • "We had this running joke with our History teacher - we called him a time traveler and he wouldn't confirm or deny it."

@im-with-stoopid pets

(sobs in why did security breach have to be so bad-)

  • "Let me paint or else I'll do a backflip up there."

  • "WAIT- it's a mirror on this side, but it's a window on the other side?"
    "Witchcraft."

  • "How do you have a Pokémon?! This is UNO-"
    "I lost my wild card- I needed a replacement."

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

  • "Bones are, for the most part, very good at not breaking. Except when they do."

Reminds me when yesterday a child raised their hand and I had the impulsive thought of “I could snap that child’s arm if I put enough force into it with my bare hands”