forum Bread Cult (Pastries and other stuff like that welcome.)

Started February 01, 2022 by Deleted user

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Meep: Laughs You're an animal person, aren't you Pastel?

Pastel: to Meep Yep! to pigeon I think I'll call you… Indigo!

Nyra: It certainly suits him.

Pastel: Yeah, Indigo's the perfect name!

Meep: Grins Then you'd be a huge fan of my volunteer place. I volunteer at an animal shelter on weekends.

Devilish: tucks he rpigeon away before it can get surprise adopted
Oracle: Give the pigeon back her egg.
Devilish: pulls out a pickle This one?
Oracle: The one in your back pocket that you're about to sit on. On accipose.

Pastel: For real? That's so cool! pets Indigo Honestly, I've never actually been to an animal shelter. I'd really love to visit one someday.

Meep: Pulls the egg out of Devilish's pocket. Here we are. Gives it to Pastel

Pastel: gasps Baby bird!! :D

Meep: Laughs Yup!

Kitt: Baby birD? Awwwww

Pastel: to Meep Thank you! ^w^ I love the baby!

Kat: glances at Nyra Looks like you'll have a sibling.

Nyra: Ye- Wait, what? She's not my mother!

Pastel: Yes I am!

Devilish: snatche sthe egg back from PAstel I need that! And you would make the pigeon very sad.
Oracle: Not as sad as if you sat on it.
Devilish: shrugs Still sad.
Senator: And WHY do you have a pigeon, her egg and a pickle in your pockets?
Gunslinger: It's Devilish. WHy are we even surprised anymore?

Meep: Lightly slaps Devilish and takes the egg back Bad. No.

Pastel: I don't want the pigeon to be sad! trying to figure out what to do

Kat and Nyra: vibing off to the side

Devilish: takes it back, drops it in he rother pocket, and shrugs, then drops the pigeon and pickle in as well
Oracle: That was teh right pocket this time.
Devilish: I knew that! I wouldn't sit on a PICKLE. The sound it would make!
Gunslinger: So you would sit on a pigeon and her egg?
Trent: Deviled egg.

Meep: Turns to Pastel They're called Devilish for a reason.

Meep: Takes egg and pigeon back

Oracle: to Meep Wrong pocket. But you're not getting them back. They're in Taalanth now.
Devilish: grins Deviled eggs indeed!

Pastel: to Meep Oh… right.

Nyra: How did you not get that?

Meep: Sighs Sometimes I don't know what to do with you, Pastel…

Pastel: nervous laugh 😁

Nyra: to Meep Now you know how I feel.

Kat: Sometimes she can be a bit… much.

Meep: Grins at Nyra and Kat So can I! To Pastel Anyways, what part of the world do you want to eat first?

Devilish: pulling an entire sunflower, roots and all, out of her pocket Look what I found! points to a woodchuck clinging desperately to the roots
Oracle: Huh. Coulda sworn it'd be a groundhog this time.
Senator: How many animals do you eve HAVE?
Vanya: You don't want to know.
Devilish: to Pastel You can have this one, I don't need it anymore.
Radiant: ….Anymore?

Meep: Hastily grabs the woodchuck You okay, little dude? It squeaks and bobs its head yes. Good. Hands it to Pastel.

Pastel: to Devilish Thank you! to Meep Um, how about-

Nyra: The bread world, not the real one.

Pastel: to Nyra I know that! to Meep Anywhere's fine.

Devilish: to Meep and Pastel I have more of those, if you want them… they're not as fun as I thought they'd be.
Oracle: If she gives some to you, don't take the one with a black splotch of fur on its eye. That one has rabies.
Devilish: groans Why'd you have to tell them?

Kitt: to pastel can i hold the wodchuck?

Meep: Grins Good! Because I'd love to start with some cookie dough. The plains are normal, the meadows are ultimate chocolate.

Pastel: to Kitt Sure! hands woodchuck to her Be careful with him. to Meep The chocolate's all yours, pal.

Kat: Yeah, she's not a chocolate fan.

Devilish: hands Kitt a new woodchuck, this one clinging to the roots of a small oak sapling Have this one.
Girlboss: drops a cage full of assorted rodents on Devilish's head These were yours. Now. You don't just walk around a park kidnapping innocent rodents.
Gunslinger: DEfinitely not.
Devilish: grabs the cage These woodchuckythingamajiggies are all on sale for the price of free breathable oxygen that was bought next FRiday.
Oracle: Nope. Thursday. Friday it rains.
Trent: picks up a woodchuck, then turns to glare at Devilish WHat are you doing with Gilly?
Devilish: shrugs It's a woodchuck. I found it. Finders keepers. blows a raspberry at Trent

Meep: Shrugs The places are next to each other. They appear in the plains and meadows. Meep just starts chewing into the ground, which is as edible as everything else.

Pastel: Whoa… scoops up a handful of ground and eats it This is amazing!