forum Bread Cult (Pastries and other stuff like that welcome.)

Started February 01, 2022 by Deleted user

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Meep: Laughs and calls back: I know! There are sourdough oceans, too, if you're a fan of that.

Pastel: Awesome! Wait, are there animals here?

Meep: Shrugs Not that I know of.

Devilish: opens the cage and watches about six scores of various rodents run free There are now!
Oracle: That… was actually better than the other futu- to Gunslinger The one with rabies.
Gunslinger: Yup. calmly pulls out her gun and shoots it
Senator: YOU KILLED IT
Gunslinger: No, I didn't. Tiny tranquilizer dart. picks it up and shove siyt back in the cage
Brainiac: sitting and pulling up the ground to eat it, ignoring the others, because food is the smartest option

Pastel: eating ground

Nyra: hesitantly takes bite Hmm

Kat: looking around

Meep: To the world in general The only place where eating the ground is safe.

Kitt: pets the woodchuck like she is afraid of it Uhhh forgive me, but I don't like dirt with my bread. to meep Are you sure this is alringht?

Meep: Laughs Perfectly. Everything here is edible. Hell, if you can reach the stars they're edible.

Devilish, Trent, Radiant and Gunslinger: immediately start flying up, trying to get at the stars
Oracle: SOmeone will fall. In the next five minutes. On their arm.

Meep: Preemptively places memory foam on the ground in a 20-foot radius.

Lily: to meep Good plan.

Senator: to Princess Ten bucks it's Radiant.
Princess: scoffs It'll be Gunslinger.
Gunslinger: I can HEAR YOU!
Devilish: starts pushing them around to try and make someone fall

Meep: $20 on Devilish.

Lily: turns to oracle, whispers who should i bet upon?

Oracle: trying desperately not to tell who it'll be
Oracle: veryveryfastlikethissonobodycanreallyhunderstandher Soupitsthesoupfallingonherarmnothematneedstobemoretotheleft
Oracle: panting liek she's just run a marathon

Meep: Moves the mat more to the left. I could understand that, you know.

Lily: confused Uhhh 20 dollars on… soup?

Oracle: Nope! On the one who will fall. The soup has already fallen.
Brainiac: Ah. I know who it is.
Senator: Of course you do.
Gunslinger: to Princess Stupid of you to bet on me. I have my boots, remember? I can literally just walk.
Radiant: doubles over Why am I feeling sick this shouldn't happen I don't-
Oracle: nodding wisely It wa sthe soup that did it.
Radiant: promptly falls from the sky

Meep: Laughs Who bet on Radiant?

Senator: Hahaha FOOLS

Meep: Hands over the money There you go.

Lily:shakes her head and equally hands over money That'll teach me not to bet.