forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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Why is it so easy to make up superhero titles, but so hard to come up with civilian names.

Chadwick Bezos

Jeffrey Bezos

Asaddfghdsfdsfdf Musk

Danny DoRito

Why is it so easy to make up superhero titles, but so hard to come up with civilian names.

Chadwick Bezos

Jeffrey Bezos

Asaddfghdsfdsfdf Musk

Danny DoRito

durack the wayne johnson

How do I respond to my mom saying "my aunt died this morning"?

Idk. I nearly laughed when David Bowie died so I’m not good at this.

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2021/09/26/trump-politics-american-democracy-threat-2021-2022-analysis-514180?utm_source=pocket-newtab

on one hand, yay fall! The season of hot chocolate, it's socialy acceptable to wear heavy sweatshirts and boots, pretty trees, the death of all annoying insects. On the other, I'd like to be rude to SAD because I feel it kicking in and I really want to fight god over it but I don't have the energy

and also rude to the rain cause its going to rain all week (gross drizzle, not even a nice crunchy thunderstorm) and start all that wonderful leafmold

I’m an adult which means it’s perfectly fine that I’m eating a whole box of dry cereal on the couch with two other boxes in my trunk

How do I respond to my mom saying "my aunt died this morning"?

Idk. I nearly laughed when David Bowie died so I’m not good at this.

When Carrie Fisher died my parents called me upstairs and went "we have some bad news…" and I was like "haha who died?", expecting the news was just something like "oh we can't make it to extended family Christmas this year" or something.
And then they told me who had died and I started crying.

this is a very important video and I need y'all to watch it ASAP

It's page 666

Finally!!

pogchamp

hail satan /j

Cue all the talking snowmen plushies in the store

HAIL SATAN

_{devil page}

I'm re-reading red white and royal blue and mmmm I love it

RUDE TO INSURENCE FOR BEING CONFUSING
PLEASE I'M JUST TRYING TO WRITE A BILL FOR DEBATE SO THAT MENTAL HEALTHCARE GETS MORE COVERAGE I'M IN P A I N

Some dude at my work just said "I still call people by their real names because that's what they were given at birth" like fuck you, man

He'll have fun moaning Tungsten as I shove my fingers up his ass then

lklkgsjbhdgjfd i just fucking choked

lklkgsjbhdgjfd i just fucking choked

I feel like he will too in the next part of Tungsten's plan

This chat overwhelms me to the point of tears and I'm not even in it lol

I know what Ice said was seriously transphobic but it's the first think I thought about

"In March instead of grape juice at communion, we should have jello shots."

CAN THE RED WATERS PLEASE FUCKING WARN ME BEFORE I PUT ON THE GOOD UNDERWEAR FOR FUCKS SAKE

Pro tip: don't have good underwear

yeah see i classify "good" as the ones that don't give me a wedgie everytime i walk. so they're not good, just better fitting than my old ones

And this is why I’m thankful I don’t have that bodily function

Tungsten that post inflicted psychic damage

People really be thirsting over harry styles in a dress as if lil nas x didn't wear a whole ass wedding gown in one of his music videos

i got a GrubHub(? i think) ad with elton john and lil nas x and it was as gay as expected