dhfbksgj so the QAnon Shaman is going on trial soon. His defense lawyer described his (the QAnon Shaman's) feelings towards Donald Trump as being "akin to the feelings of first love, like that of a man towards a girl". A man. towards a girl. ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwww there are so many uncomfortable connotations there, where do I start
This is a lot to process
In the wise words of John Mulaney, we don't have time to unpack all that!
Note the word choice of "man towards a girl" as opposed to "man towards a woman"…
I feel like he was probably talking about the first part but just in case, I'm gonna say "wai what" to the first part
Is he the leader guy or no? cause I thought we didn't know who he was
He's the guy arrested on January 6th who had the bull horn thing iirc
Literal bull horns not a megaphone, and like the blue body paint?
You have Vikings in America now???
Jeez what will be next, aztecs?
i wish i could like messages on here because. i wouldn't put it past america to bring back aztecs
There's a tiny BUG in my reeses puffs I'm going to cry
Please tell me you've heard the Reeses Puffs rap
I'd like to be rude to fp who likes other people better than me and makes me feel like shit becuase they literally ignore us half the time for their other friends
ANYWAYS FUCK YOU I HATE YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK
Gender hack: if you use all pronouns but you know people are just going to use a particular set, say your pronouns are everything but those so they'll only use it when they slip up and it evens itself out
a big 'go away and pee your pants'
to my sister, who is always like 'i think you're trying too hard to seem cool' 'why do you dress like that?' 'that's dumb' 'you're jokes aren't funny'
well, gee, i guess i'm all around a worthless person and should off myself.
really not helping my mental state but sure
Yo guys I finally found my gender-
congrats on the gender bruh
what is it
or should I say where was it
ayo I didn't know either!
I found them under a rock behind my house. So she's a cryptid and also a blob.
I named him Bichael.
That was mine, give it back
No you can't have Bichael
I will steal Bichael back when you aren't looking
Can't believe you stole my gender and then named it
maybe cut the gender in half and share
I will probably be online less because my google chrome app is having trouble deleting my history :/
I still have my school chromebook and in the summer I'll have control over my own device (hopefully),